A novel or author (male or female) who seeks a relaxed and humorous style.

1 < Emperor, I don't taste good > 2 < Emperor, come and mix with me > 3 < Emperor, don't put on airs with me > 4 < Empress has great power: I will be the emperor > 5 < tyrant, Do you dare to love me or not? 6. Dump the prince and go out of the wall. 7. Turn over after a night's abandonment: the winner is the husband. 8. Pretending to be a stupid princess makes people love. Shen You

9. Falling in the morning. Su Qiao

1. Don't tease your husband. 11. We don't know each other well. 12. We don't have a chance. 13. We're not finished. Who goes to hell in prison? Wine Xiaoqi

18 < referring to a deer as a lucky girl

19 < Vivian smiles beautifully > 2 < Shanshan comes to eat > 21 < Xiaobai and elite > 22 < how to silence Xiao Mo > Gu Slow

23 < There are no birds in the kitchen > 24 < Meeting the best man > Su Su

26 Love killer husband alone > 31

34 <: Hi, my man > Long brown sugar water

43 <; Unscrupulous master >

44

45 <; Idiot xianggong > 46 "Sticking to the Man" 47 "The Man is a Pig"

48 < Best waiter >

63 "Uncover the clothes of an enemy" 65? (The way to go is narrow)

66 "That cup of tea with a black belly" 67 "? My neighbor is very dark? "68" Modern Manchu-Chinese Intermarriage Record?

75 Hit the south wall, please push. 76 Laugh at the clouds and make trouble. 77 Wife, come home with me. 79 Happiness is not off target.

8 I'm ugly, and I'm scared.

82 I don't sleep, so I cut it down. 84 Treasure Jianghu 85 Smile. Sorry, it's gone > Yue Wei

We are not familiar with the title (it was an accident to get your hands on you)

Author Hong Jiu

A brief introduction to "We are not familiar", whose original name is "Getting your hands on you is an accident"

A man was rare for a woman when he was a child, but he man show didn't say anything, and then he kept telling his little girl that they were not familiar and became angry. Later, these two people got together, and they lived a life of boredom all day.

Yan Yu: You said, we are together. Is this a play?

Xiao Xiang: No. I don't know you well.

Yan Yu: But you just got your hands on me.

Xiao Xiang: It was an accident.

yanyu: you said, you really don't need me as your girlfriend?

Xiao Xiang: No. We don't know each other well

yanyu: but you just got your hands on me again.

Xiao Xiang: That was still an accident.

Yan Yu: Xiao Xiang, I've decided to give up on you

. Xiao Xiang: Don't you dare! I have got my hands on you!

Yan Yu: However, we are strangers; It was an accident.

Xiao Xiang: I love to get my hands on strangers. How

The title (End) Princess wants to run away: Your Majesty, I don't taste good

By Shen You?

fragment 1:

"I really didn't mean to peek at you. In fact, I didn't see anything, really!"

She tried her best to show her sincere smile, and explained it at random for a long time, but the beauty still looked at her with the same expression as before. "If you don't believe me, look down, I really can't see anything ..."

The beauty's eyes are fixed on her face, and she has no intention of looking down.

whoops ... can't she explain it clearly?

"Really, if I came to spy on you, how could I be naked myself ..." Ji Yuhan explained with a bitter face.

The look has finally changed. The beauty's eyes are no longer harsh, but she still stares at her suspiciously. Er ...

Ji Yuhan guessed, "You don't believe that I am a woman, do you?"

It's very possible. Although I have a rather feminine face, isn't it that there are many beautiful men in ancient times? Maybe the beauty thinks she is a lothario. Beauty didn't respond to this question. Well, this ... Ji Yuhan gritted his teeth and showed his body a little from the water. "Look, I have breasts. I'm really a woman."

whoops! In fact, she only shows a little below her collarbone, and with her arms on her chest, she can't see anything. So the beauty still doesn't respond.

But after watching Ji Yuhan's wrist-broken expression for a while, she really looked down.

"Well, can I go then?" Ji Yuhan asked hesitantly.

Still no response.

"..." Beauty talks very little.

is this ok or not?

tentatively, Ji Yuhan moved to the shore. ..... Beauty also kept up with her without saying a word. "..." Well, it seems that this beauty still doesn't believe it and doesn't want to let her go. If you grind your teeth again, Ji Yuhan will throw caution to the wind. They are all women, and besides, they are much more beautiful than themselves, so there is nothing to be afraid of! The arm moved down a little, and the Ji language revealed a little ... Gougou, "Look, I really have breasts." Blare ..... Originally, her eyes have been nailed to Ji Yuhan's face, but look at her angry expression, as if it were fun. The beauty's line of sight moved down and landed on her chest.

[4] Tragic first meeting (3)

After looking at her eyes, her eyes turned back to her face, and a smile appeared on her face, which was somewhat cold. Just as the clouds and fog open, the snow melts in spring, and the slender eyes are slightly raised, which is fascinating.

"..." "Psst" ... Ji Yuhan was stunned.

well, calm down, calm down.

"Did you see that? I really have breasts. "

The smile deepened in the beauty's eyes, and she stood up slowly from the water, revealing her upper body, and finally spoke-

"I didn't."

"..."

Ji Yuhan looked at "Beauty"' s flat chest, and there was a flash of golden light in front of him ... and he fell backwards and fainted.

Section 2:

Xian Di was so excited that he couldn't restrain himself. "Xiaoxiao, you finally remembered that there was another me in the celestial world!"

"..." Ji Yuhan took a little smoke. What happened?

others look left and right, and then they have to show a thief smile and pat the stump off their shoulders.

"heartless, you are in danger."

... "heartless" is a nickname given to Duanmu.

Duanmu raised his eyebrows slightly calmly and looked at the immortal emperor who jumped out of nowhere.

Seeing that Ji Yuhan ignored him, Xiandi was in a hurry. "Xiaoxiao, don't you want to be responsible for me?"

"..."

Ji Yu-han is completely exhausted. "I, I didn't do anything to you ..."

"You, you should say that!"

the immortal emperor immediately turned around, took out a stack of notebooks half a person's height from that big hollow stone, and angrily pointed to these notebooks-"These are all what you have done to me! I remember everything, don't try to default! "

"..." remember such a thick stack?

Although the convulsion has been waving a small hand at her, Ji Yuhan still gritted his teeth. Let's solve the problem and have a good time!

"Well, have you mistaken me for someone else? My name is not Xiaoxiao, and it's my first time in the celestial world."

Xiandi immediately pulled out a notebook. "You said the same thing three hundred and fifty-six years ago, that is, more than five hundred years ago! Exactly the same! Even the cough is the same! "

As he said, he sent the notebook to everyone's eyes, and there was really this record ...

The evidence was conclusive, and Ji Yuhan burst into tears in the face of everyone's doubts. "This really has nothing to do with me ..."

"Little ... you!"

Xiandi couldn't believe it. "Don't you really remember me by the Nine Days Lake?"

"..." Ji's language is shaky. In fact, she only remembers Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake ... (Xiandi is very loving)

Segment 3:

Duanmu looks at Xiandi calmly, "Selling all the unmarried immortals." ?

"..." The hopeful immortal emperor fell to the ground with a splash.

Others are shaking and holding on to the wall, which is too cruel ...

Ji Yuhan is going to Lacrimosa. "Well, it's wicked to be a trafficker ..."

Duanmu Li continued to calm down. "I am a fairy trafficker."

"..." The whole army was wiped out, and they fell to the ground convulsively.

Ignoring the people lying at their feet, Duanmu calmly picked up Ji Yuhan and left with a smile, ready to study how to sell all the immortals.

Little Red Riding Hood falls in the morning

Also known as: Little Red Riding Hood falls in the hands of a big wolf

So, you can imagine the story-it's a story of little red riding hood constantly resisting and a big wolf constantly oppressing.

The following is the protagonist's summary of this article:

Little Red Riding Hood: This is the struggle history of an innocent girl.

Big Wolf: This is the pursuit history of an infatuated youth.

as for the truth-only readers know it.

Segment 1:

Du holds his chin in succession and flatters, saying, "Do you know what I was thinking when I opened the door and saw you?"

He didn't answer the phone. He just silently watched her eyes drift from left to right, but refused to face him.

Du waited and didn't hear the response, but she wasn't depressed. She blamed it entirely on the fact that he hadn't heard her next description. "At that time, my heart thumped, and I couldn't help exclaiming, What a big hibiscus ..."

Ye Chen felt as if his head had been chopped, and it smelled a little burnt.

"Do you think I look like a big hibiscus?" His expression is very elusive.

eh?

why doesn't he look ecstatic? Du has recalled the description just now, and then thinks that the problem is probably the word' so big'. Maybe he likes petite and cute.

after a pause, she added, "I have just observed it carefully again, and I think ... you are still petite."

Ye Chen is sure that he is not only burnt outside, but also tender inside.

segment 2:

take a shower?

He means to let her grab a cloth towel and wipe every inch of his body?

The fingers holding the cloth towel slowly tightened, and Du raised his head proudly. "Sorry, I don't sell myself as a busker!"

Ye Chen blinked. "I can understand that ... are you objecting?"

It is obvious that his expression is very normal, but why does she feel a chill on her back?

Du has been nervously fingering the pattern on the scabbard, and desperately asked, "Can you not wipe it?"

"certainly." Smile like spring flowers in March.

Brilliance returns to brilliance, but how does it look so similar to that on the day of enjoying the moon?

She bowed her head and struggled with herself, then raised her head tragically. "Holy shit."

...

Ye Chen felt the hardness of poking through the rag on his back, and couldn't help saying, "Don't you think it's heavy?"

"will it?" Du, who had kept a distance of two feet, took back the cotton rain knives with cloth towels hanging on the sheath tip and looked at them. Well, it does seem a little heavy. "Or do you want me to pull out the knife and wipe it?"

drawn knife?

he closed his eyes. "... go on."

Segment 3:

"Anything else to explain?" His eyes are full of sincerity.

her lips quivered slightly.

Ye Chen slowed his voice and induced, "Or is there anyone you can't leave behind?"

Tears brushed down her cheeks.

...

"Or, do you have any wish that you didn't finish?" Ye Chen corners of the mouth gently raise, "for example ... pent-up worries have never had a chance to say?"

Du choked: "Can you go out for a moment?"

"..."

"I don't want to die with nightmares when I die." Du wiped away the tears with the back of his hand, clenched his fist in grief and indignation, "I don't want to die unsatisfied!" "

"Death ... not ... what ...?"

The sound seeped through his teeth, and Ye Chen's face suddenly became gloomy like a dark night sky.

it was dark and there was no light at all.

Even though he knew that his time was running out, Du could not help but get goose bumps.

"One after another."