Classroom humor jokes

Lead: As we all know, jokes are a good way to ease the atmosphere. I, YJ, am here to share the humorous jokes in class. Don't miss it when passing by!

Classroom humor jokes

1. A male student picks his nose with his finger in class. When the teacher saw it, he threw a piece of chalk on his head and said, Don't pick your nose with your fingers in class.

He looked at the teacher, then at the chalk, as if he understood something, picked it up and dug it in his nostrils. . .

The last class is over, and the hard day is finally over.

I'm going to the Internet cafe for one night! I was about to despair when I was the first to rush out of the classroom. The students next to me grabbed me and said, Teacher, you haven't assigned your homework yet! ! ! ?

When I was in primary school, I always bullied my deskmate. Once I played a little too much in class. He said that if you do this again, I will raise my hand and report to the teacher! !

I said it doesn't matter. Sue.

He was very angry and raised his hand at once. The teacher was very happy to see him raise his hand and said, it's so fast to calculate. Well, you answer the question just now. ?

I broke a test tube worth five dollars in the experiment today, and my teacher asked me for compensation. But I only have 10 yuan with me, and the teacher has no money to pay me back. We looked at each other, not knowing what to do. My deskmate saw my confusion, grabbed my other test tube and fell to the ground. . .

His wit touched everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time and spread all over the main building.

5. Blackboard: a large-screen ultra-thin black-and-white graphic display used by teachers.

Eraser: a special refreshing tool for large screen.

Platform: a forum with teachers as super moderators.

Desk: a special tool for studying and sleeping in class.

Schoolbag: the witness of students' burden.

Classroom: Teachers insist for a long time that students should change their positions every year.

Test paper: students' intelligent baking (examination) box.

Report card: a gift from teachers and students to parents.

Courses: customized menus of educational administration, dishes cooked by teachers and dishes eaten by students.

Alumni record: a special stamp album that is not issued by the post office, fully displays the talents and elegant demeanor of graduates and has collection value.

6. The English teacher was correcting the composition when he suddenly flew into a rage and said, I have never seen such a poor composition!

Another teacher asked, What did you write?

The English teacher said: The story of the prince and the princess.

"Not bad."

"What's delicious? At the beginning, he wrote that the prince asked the princess "Can you speak Chinese" and "The princess said yes", followed by all Chinese.

7. Three American youths were talking about bars in their hometown in a bar in new york.

The first one said:? Here, if you want two bottles of wine, the boss will give you one! ?

The second one said:? Here, if you want a bottle, the boss will give you one! ! ?

The third man said:? That's nothing. Here, after you finish one bottle, the boss will give you another bottle until you get drunk and will help you to his bed. ?

The first two people stare big eyes:? Is it? .

? what's up The third person said,? My sister told me herself? .

8. A headmaster spoke at the graduation ceremony of students.

There are thousands of people sitting under the stage. The headmaster began to lecture, looking solemn. He said: Students. ?

A sudden gust of wind blew all the speeches to the ground.

The headmaster said:? I'm done. ?

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