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Zhou Yu made fun of Zhuge Liang's ugly wife when he made the first film. What did Zhuge Liang write in the second part that directly angered Zhou Yu?

Zhuge Liang wrote in the second couplet that "a tree is a bridge, and a tree is also a bridge." Remove the wood from the bridge and add a woman to be charming. There are many beautiful women in Jiangdong, Er Qiao, but it is difficult to protect a copper finch without locking her hands ",which means that although Zhou Yu's wife Xiao Qiao is outstanding in beauty, she is remembered by Cao Cao. Zhuge Liang also hinted that Zhou Yu should beware of Cao Cao, and Zhou Yu flew into a rage after watching Zhuge Liang's second film.

After Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao got married, their married life was very happy. Xiao Qiao is a peerless beauty, and Zhou Yu likes Xiao Qiao very much. But before Zhuge Liang targeted Zhou Yu everywhere, Zhou Yu wanted to defeat Zhuge Liang's spirit.

Once, Zhou Yu gave a banquet, and he specially invited Zhuge Liang. Zhou Yu drank a lot of wine. Zhou Yu drowned his sorrows by drinking. He offered to entertain couplets. The people at the banquet accepted it gladly, so Zhou Yu pretended to think. He said his first couplet, which was "there is hatred with a purpose, and there is ugliness without a purpose." If you remove your eyes, adding a woman is a girl, and the woman in Longzhong is an ugly woman. It's hard to pick a girl in a hundred. "In fact, Zhou Yu has been thinking about this couplet these days, and the first sentence satirizes Zhuge Liang's ugly wife.

At the banquet, a person specially commented on Zhou Yu's couplets. He said: "Miao, Miao, there are three words in this couplet, ugly and girl, which are not only similar, but also homophonic." Does this couplet have any meaning? " Everyone else at the party knew that Zhou Yu was satirizing Zhuge Liang's ugly wife Huang Yueying.

Zhuge Liang took his time. He thought for a moment and made a bottom line. He said, "One wood is a bridge and the other is a Joe. Remove the wood from the bridge and add a woman to be charming. There are many beautiful women in Jiangdong, Er Qiao, and it is difficult to protect the copper finch without locking your hands. " Zhuge Liang's bottom line is more brilliant. On the surface, it's really Zhou Yu's wife Xiao Qiao who is beautiful. In fact, he is suggesting that Zhou Yu's wife was taken care of by Cao Cao, so that Zhou Yu should be careful of Cao Cao. Zhou Yu was very angry after hearing this, and everyone present praised Zhuge Liang's wit.