Tell a few classic jokes.

-1. The hunter hunted and saw two birds in the tree. He raised his gun and killed one. He found it hairless. Just wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you shot her down. . . 2. The farmer wanted to kill the rooster but couldn't catch it, so he grabbed the hen and said to the rooster, Don't come down, let you be a bachelor! Rooster: You fucking think I'm stupid. If I fall, she will become a widow. . . There is a parrot hanging in front of the hotel. When the guest arrived, he said, "Hello, welcome!" " A regular customer thought, I'll go in quickly and see how you react. One day he ran in and the parrot said, "Damn it! You scared me! ! ! "4. During a military exercise, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and Tian Zhongzheng stood with you. Your clothes are torn, and your face is dark and full of tears. You said: Is it worthwhile to steal a cabbage and fry it? 5. The restaurant fly said to the toilet fly: You chase the fishy smell all day, and I eat spicy food all day. Come here! Toilet flies: no common goals, no common goals. What's the use of eating well? How many beautiful women have you met? 6. The Beijing-Kowloon Railway was opened to traffic, and farmers along the line watched. A female passenger on the bus changed sanitary napkins and threw them out of the window, sticking them on the farmers' faces. The farmer took it and said, fuck! This car is so fast that a piece of paper can make your nose bleed! ! ! 7. Have you ever heard of it? I looked back 500 times in my last life to get a brush in my life, and I looked back 1000 times in my life to get a smile at each other. Friends like us didn't do anything else in our last life, just turned around. . . 8. A woman urinated in the toilet, and a drunk went by mistake after drinking. He heard the sound of urinating and said, don't pour it, I really don't drink it! The woman was too frightened to pee. She couldn't hold back and farted. The drunkard said, fuck, why did you open another bottle! 9. Get up early in the morning, the rooster beat the hen and asked the hen: Why did the rooster beat you? The hen said she didn't know, so she asked the rooster. The rooster said, fuck it, I got up this morning and laid a duck egg! ! ! 10.20 years ago, my mother held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and mother cried. An old man selling bananas patted her and said, don't cry, big sister! Give your monkey bananas! Poor thing. I'm starving. . . 1 1. The farmer drove the donkey into the city and met a rogue. Rogue: Did you eat? The farmer said, yes. Rogue: I asked the donkey. Hearing this, the farmer turned and slapped the donkey twice: Shit, there are relatives in the city who don't say a word. 12. The pig asked God for rebirth. The emperor asked: farming? The answer is too bitter. Say: work? Too tired to answer. Hey: Playing with monkeys? The answer is too difficult. What did the emperor ask for? A: You can eat, drink and fuck! The emperor was startled: Son of a bitch still wants to be a national cadre! 13. A child in the delivery room smiled after birth. The midwife was very surprised. When she gathered around to observe, she found that the child's fist was clenched. After breaking it, she found that it was an abortion pill. She only heard the child say, damn it! Do you want to kill me? It's not that easy! ! 14. Ducks and crabs race and reach the finish line at the same time. It's hard to say who is the winner. The referee said, come and cut the cloth with stones! Duck is furious: Shit! Black whistle! Set me up. It was cloth when it came out. He always cuts it when he comes out! 15. My sister and I went to buy Anta. My sister went in and asked the boss how much these shoes cost.