Jokes about the universe (2)

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8:00: People get up at the same time, waiting for the final judgment.

12:00: The first solar storm struck, the earth's magnetic pole was deflected, communication was completely cut off, thousands of atomic bombs were launched at the same time, tens of thousands of areas were razed to the ground, and people dragged the irradiated bodies to Tibet.

18:00: Tibet is overcrowded and the ark is ready to run.

19:00: The ark is full of survivors, ready to be flooded and put into operation.

20:00: The water didn't come up.

2 1:00: It was dark and God appeared. People think it's time to start the doomsday trial.

As a result, God said a word and people all over the world were killed by thunder. He said, "I'm sorry! Sorry, the time of judgment day is wrong. Let's go home. I also want to go home and wash my feet.