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Classic quotations beginning with d

1, why didn't you see your car that hit the mountain? 2. Wash the car and go to the famous Akiyama tonight.

Everyone has his own world.

4. You can't help me. I'm looking for Fat Car God.

5. We are the only ones left, Tuohai.

6, don't have the heart to fight with others, you want to win yourself.

7. Wow, the garbage truck has come back to life, son. Good for you.

Well, I don't have a car.

9. It's almost hairpin turn. Will FC overtake him here?

10, don't bother, please drive faster in the future, I have something to do.

1 1. Is the car god of Akiyama the boss here?

12, how many stops did * * * win?

13, that silly boy is really that fast.

14, hello, everyone is here, what are you waiting for?

15, men, either for money or for women.

16, he will lose.

17. Last time I lost to him in this corner, I can't lose this time.

18. Is this gentleman a famous car god in autumn?

19, hey, have we seen so many sisters in the car race before?

20. Gao, when will you play with me?

2 1, exceeding, the displacement of FC and AE86 at the same time exceeds E3.

22. Tuohai, what are you doing here? Where's your dad? Uncle is hiding.

23, oh, don't mess around, you can't even turn a corner, you still have to play with him, you're dead.

24, the real autumn mountain car god is coming, Tuohai's father.

Anyway, I'll wait for you in the famous autumn mountain tonight.

26. Not yet.

27. Tuohai, listen, Jing Yi is a professional driver, but professional drivers also have problems.

What are you doing? Send tofu.

29. Can I help you?

30. Here it is.

3 1. Welcome, sir. What kind of oil do you want?

32. Ryosuke wants to talk to you.

I know, but you've only got your driver's license for a year.

34. The car going up the hill was stopped. All roads are clear and you can drive at any time.

Take care of yourself first.

36, the limit is up, it's my turn to FC.

You beat me last time.

38. Racecourse or mountain road is fun.

39. What about the car in the back?

However, 86 didn't start fast enough.

4 1, E3 crashes, E3 crashes, 86 and FC just avoid, and the game continues.

Forty-two, five, four, three, two, one, go.

43.hey, you can't cheat.

44. Ryunosuke Ryunosuke, there is an AE86 going up the mountain.

45. Why don't we run a lap first?

Give him another five minutes. It doesn't matter whether he comes or not. Anyway, I'm going to compete with you tonight.

47. As long as you find your own world, life is meaningful.

48, that's ridiculous, broom head.

49. I'll block it for you.

50, that depends on the last one, five hairpin bends in a row.

5 1. Do you want to stop him?

52. Who will you compare with in the future?

53. I expected it.

Sorry, I haven't heard of it.

55, boy, should I give you the first place?

56. cars. I thought the car was slowing down.

57. No, he let me run with GTR once.

59, don't have the heart to fight with others, don't compare with others, what you want to win is yourself.

60. In this way, A Hai is not sure to win.

6 1. Hey, uncle, this is a special zone for women. Go away.

62. This is called tactics.

What about you? Me too.

64. I thought you wanted to go to the racetrack.

65. No, he sent me. What are you doing?

Don't worry, I've been driving this road for five years.

67. Che Shen, what do you mean? You're laughing at me.

I think it's time for us to play.

I beat him once.

70. If you don't like it, do you want to listen?

7 1, come on, shake your ass carefully.

72. God is man, and only by doing what man can't do can he become a god.

If you win all the drivers on Gunma Mountain Road, I will race with you.

Don't teach me, I'll hit him.

75. Victory needs no aesthetics.

76. Ah, but Akiyama Cheshen should be the boss here.

77. I know very well who Ryunosuke is. I won't lose to the same person. Twice.

Classic dialogue with the initial d

1, off-site comments: 5432 1GO A Mu: Come on, watch your ass.

A Mu's dad: But that 86 didn't start fast enough.

Tuohai's dad: It doesn't matter if you are a little behind at first. In autumn, there are fewer and fewer straight roads and more and more sharp bends in the late famous mountains. It's time for that boy to show his talents.

Off-court commentary: GTR with high horsepower leads the straight road all the way, and the distance is slightly shorter than when he can't catch up when he turns the corner. I don't think there is any chance to get close to GTR and start to enter the tortuous road. The distance of 86 is a little short, but the turning route of GTR is very accurate. Yi 86 changed his running style, and he began to drift into the corner, and the distance in the center of the corner was getting closer and closer. Surprisingly, the speed of turning is very fast.

A Mu's father: Is that silly boy really that fast?

Tuohai's dad: A few years ago, he said he couldn't see clearly. I took him to get his glasses. Who knows, nothing happened after the eye examination. I told him, hey, don't play games with me. Believe it or not, I beat you up. He told me that things seem to be getting slower and slower while driving recently. I just know that he is getting faster and faster.

Zhong: Last time I lost to him in this corner, I can't lose this time.

Off-site commentary: I didn't see it with my own eyes, and I don't believe that 86 can approach GTR 86. I think so much that GTR doesn't even want to seal him up.

A Mu: Hey, you can't cheat.

Off-site commentary: Although 86 can't go too far, it is getting closer and closer in the detour. 86 has been looking for opportunities in the back.

A Mu's dad: So Ahai won't win.

Tuohai Dad: That depends on the last five hairpin bends.

Off-site commentary: It's almost time for the fifth hairpin turn 86 to stop slowing down. It is impossible to bend 86 at this speed. The inward bend is too high. Can GTR catch up with the remaining five hairpin bends? GTR won the race at a speed of 86 miles.

2. Zhong: When will Gao play with me?

Takahashi Ryousuke: If you win, I will race with you.

Zhong: Mountain road.

Takahashi Ryousuke: This is the downhill route all over Japan. Starting from tomorrow, you start from the south, and I start from the north, and compete with drivers on different mountain roads to see who wins the most.

Zhong: Don't you want to go to the racetrack?

Takahashi Ryousuke: Is the runway or mountain road fun?

Zhong: I think it's time for us to play.

Takahashi Ryousuke: Not yet.

Zhong: Why?

Takahashi Ryousuke: Do you want to hear something unpleasant?

Zhong: Go ahead.

Takahashi Ryousuke: I just got in your car. I find that every time you turn a corner, it's unnatural, don't you think? Although your GTR is very powerful, the front of it is very heavy, and there are so many sharp bends in the famous Akiyama. Push your head every time you turn a corner, especially the last five hairpin bends. You're not sure about the best route every time. Unless you can overcome this problem, you can't beat my FC.

4. Off-site commentary: The car going up the mountain has stopped all the roads and can be driven at any time.

Zhong: Akiyama Cheshen, will you stop playing? You couldn't even turn the corner last time. I'm afraid you will die this time.

A Mu: Do you care? The road is opened by your family. Just find a few people with walkie-talkies and dare to close the road. I'll call the police.

Zhong: Are you sure you're not going?

A Mu: If you leave, I will leave too.

Off-site commentary: Ryunosuke Ryunosuke has an AE86 going up the mountain.

A Mu: The real Akiyama Car God came to Tuohai's father.

Fujiwara Takumi: A Mu.

A Mu: Tuohai, what are you doing here? Where is your father? Uncle is hiding.

Fujiwara Takumi: No, he sent me. What are you doing?

A Mu: Why did you send tofu?

Fujiwara Takumi: No, he asked me to run with GTR.

A Mu: Oh, don't waste time. You can't even turn. You must play with him. You're dead.

Fujiwara Takumi: Don't worry, I've been driving on this road for five years.

A Mu: I know, but it's only been a year since you got your driver's license.

Fujiwara Takumi: I beat him once.

Zhong: You beat me last time.

Fujiwara Takumi: Yes.

5. Fujiwara Takumi: Welcome, sir. What kind of oil do you want?

Zhong: Excuse me, is the car god of Qiu Mingshan the boss here?

Fujiwara Takumi: Sorry, I haven't heard of it.

A Mu: Wow, look, this is a car. Big-tailed alloy wheels. Wow, sports car steering wheel. How much is this car?

Zhong: Excuse me, is this gentleman the car god of Akiyama?

A Mu: I am.

Zhong: Ah, but Akiyama Cheshen should be the boss here.

A Mu: Hey, you're right. He died two years later, and I was the boss ... ouch, it was lightning when I hit my son.

A Mu's dad: I'm sorry.

Zhong: Actually, we are from the Night Boys team. My name is Zhong. I'm here to compete with Tyumen Mountain Car God.

A Mu's father: There is no car god in our famous autumn mountain. If you want to worship God, there is a Kannonji, which is very clever.

Zhong: Anyway, I will wait for you at the famous Akiyama tonight.

A Mu: The car wash is going to the famous Akiyama tonight.

6. Takahashi Ryousuke: How many stops did * * * win?

Zhong: What about you? Me too.

Takahashi Ryousuke: Who will you play against in the future?

Zhong: Why don't we go for a run first?

7. Fujiwara Takumi: Can I help you?

Zhong: You can't help me. I'm looking for a fat car god.

A Mu: Che Shen, what do you mean? You laughed at me, right?

Zhong: I lost to an AE86 last night. His car drifted around the corner because of inertia. Soon, I only saw that he had a sign of a tofu shop. Do you know if you know who he is, please tell him that I will wait for him in the autumn mountain on Saturday night.

A Mu: You know that God was once a man, but he did something that people couldn't do, so he became a god. A year ago, the principal was that bitch. She kicked me out of school. She told me that she said A Mu, you might as well not be called A Mu, but you might as well call yourself a loser. Then I thought about it. I want the whole world to know that I, A Mu, am not a loser. I want to be a driver for one year. I was already the boss of the famous SpEEDSTAR team in Akiyama.

Fujiwara Takumi: Well, didn't you get your driver's license last year?

A Mu: Well, it shows that I am a genius. It's simple. Let's take drifting as an example. Why do you think it's handsome to float around holding hands and braking?

Fujiwara Takumi: Won't the car ... slow down?

A Mu: Then how do you say floating?

Fujiwara Takumi: You step on the gas pedal, and then when you turn, don't turn too slowly ... ouch.

A Mu: You drove too early, so that even the driver and passengers fell to their death. Forget it. I don't blame you. I have your driver's license. You haven't touched the steering wheel. How about joining my team?

Fujiwara Takumi: Well, I don't have a car.

A Mu: You don't have to drive to help me wash the car. Think about how promising I am driving and washing cars. Come on, brother, dry the milk. What's good and high in calcium and protein? What is the most important thing for a driver? What are his eyes?

Quote from Count D.

1. We are just here, depicting the invisible things, singing the inaudible songs, and holding the lost things with this hand. We are such creatures.

There is a beast in human heart, which is pure and fierce and can't be tamed. It is a beast called jealousy.

There are no moon rabbits, osmanthus trees as high as 500 feet, and beautiful princess palaces. From that day on, mankind lost them forever. They must see the planet from an unknown distance now, right?

Limiting the world to one's own knowledge is the most immodest place for human beings.

Then, make a cup of tea for the poor Mr. Bee who was dumped twice a night.

6. flower of life has only one night in his life. Bloom for you, instead of your withered safflower.

7. If there were only two people left and only one person could be saved, would you not hesitate to kill each other?

8. The world of animals and humans is a race that destroys each other.

9. No one can understand why one person likes another.

10, Mermaids are really greedy creatures.

1 1. I hate places where people live. I don't want to be chased like this, and I don't want to run away like this.

12, meat, life, it's time to watch. You have to change them and look up at the morning sky and the world tomorrow.

13, what did you say! This is a serious injury that takes more than two months to heal!

14, parents raised their children with their own flesh and blood, and their deep love, at the moment they gave birth to their children, added the crime of killing their relatives.

15, don't cover your ears with painful words.

16, they don't know the real fasting, the real hunger and thirst, and the torture and pain of starvation.

17, as long as you taste it, you won't forget the taste of human flesh. Mermaids are really greedy creatures.

18, ferocious, cunning, cruel, timid, this is what I like about human beings.

19, I don't know how to love human beings.

20. There are no moon rabbits, osmanthus trees as high as 500 feet, and beautiful princess palaces. From that day on, mankind lost them forever. They must see the planet from an unknown distance now, right?

2 1, the fire was full of blood, and we were killed by human beings, so don't hesitate, don't have any hope. We can't forgive humans.

From that day on, mankind will lose them forever.

23. Parents raise their children with their own flesh and blood. The deep love of parents, at the moment when the child was born, added the crime of killing relatives to the child.

24. As long as you have tasted it, you won't forget the taste.

25. We are just here, depicting the invisible things, singing the inaudible songs and holding the lost things with these hands. We are such creatures.

26. She should be watching. Tomorrow I will look up at the morning sky instead of her.

27. This is the fate of losers.

28. See the real world with your eyes.

29. Humans in the world hate each other and kill each other. The world of animals and humans is a race that destroys each other. This is the fate of losers.

30. If there were only two people left and only one person could be saved, would you not hesitate to kill each other?

3 1. Now there are no moon rabbits, no osmanthus trees as high as 500 feet, and no beautiful princess palace.

As long as you have tasted it, you will never forget the taste of human flesh. Mermaids are really greedy creatures.

33. Now they will definitely see the planet from an unknown distance, right?

34. Humans will voluntarily experience hunger because they don't know the real fasting, the real hunger and thirst, the torture and pain caused by hunger, life and death, and the real delicious food.

35. Humans in the world hate each other and kill each other.

Honey, do you want to eat? Or do you want to take a bath?

37. Those meats and those lives should be concerned. You have to change them and look up at the morning sky and the world tomorrow.

Classic Quotations of Word Control

First, time is like water, things have changed, and many people have parted ways and their whereabouts are unknown. And fate is a magical river, in which we paddle and float and sail in our respective directions. In the future without agreement, we will meet unexpectedly one day. It's like a past event, an old play and an ancient book. Impregnated by mixed fireworks, washed by the joys and sorrows of the world, there is still a kind of tranquility in the chaos.

2. Acacia is so calm, tears are so balanced, the heart trapped by feelings, the traces of dreams, and the simple affection in the heart. How many scars did you leave? Walking in indirect thoughts, the time spent, in exchange for inner sadness, walking in the helpless season, you get fragile traces, so that inseparable tears linger on the road of acacia, one acacia and one tear, tears wash the past of acacia.

Three, misty rain journey, hurried footsteps can't get out of the obsession, sleepless proverbs pen, endless complaints about tang style Song Yu, yellowed notebook full of thoughts about you.

Fourth, sometimes, there will be a sense of helplessness, and I don't know why.

Lies will be exposed sooner or later. Insisting on telling the truth may sometimes suffer a little loss temporarily, but life is very calm; On the other hand, once you get into the habit of lying, you may regret it all your life, or even hit a wall everywhere.

If life is a first encounter, I will have an affair with you in the past year. Love is like a revolving door. If we find an entrance, there must be an exit waiting for us. One person after another will pass by, no matter who you love, you will eventually part, and the only one who will accompany you forever is a stranger with a vague face.

Seven, miss this life, the wind and smoke are fleeting, hand in hand in the world of mortals, get along day and night, and set the word for love. Two people depend on each other, like flowers, you are my only warmth, undeniable, and the bustling lips are lingering. That day, the sky was gloomy, just like my mood. Step on the broken sadness, close your eyes and can't remember your complete smile. At this time, it began to snow in my world.

Eight, what many people lack is not beauty, but a confident temperament. Remember: self-confidence is a kind of beauty. It is easy to succeed with a positive attitude.

Nine, the scar in the injury is so shallow, and the dream in my heart has been pulling, affecting my heart at this time. I came to the scene is a cycle of tears. Is this an agreement with my heart, or do I really have music? In the reincarnation of dreams, I remembered the meeting once, which was the season of tears, or the frequency of missing went so hastily, so well-being, and walked all the time, leaving warm tears.

Ten, afraid to see your change, but also look forward to your change. This kind of contradictory struggle causes heartache. It's hard to say, those sorrows can't be said anymore. Sleepless, physical exhaustion can't resist the method of the mind. Only, let the pain spread and dissipate.

Wealth, interests, happiness, honor and success are what almost everyone wants to pursue. When you have to make the only choice, your interest is often more important than fame and fortune.

Twelve, and one more? Missing is silence, in me? what's up Deep down? Once? That kind of relationship? This is not? Mention it again.

13. Emerson once said that when we really feel confused, hurt or even painful, we will generate strength from weakness and arouse unpredictable and powerful indignation. People should respect themselves, not be discriminated against, never bow their heads, and be humble in front of powerful forces, so as to win the respect of others.

Fourteen, some habits, after all, will take a lifetime to change. Like, some kind of indescribable nostalgia. Usually in the dead of night, it will crash. Stab to the softest place in my heart, unable to struggle. I'm not unhappy, but I'm still greedy for some feelings in the past and I'm not happy enough. Not very sad, but when familiar faces and gentle words appeared in my mind, I lost my mind for a long time. When you can't sleep at night, it is the most awake or confused time.

Fifteen, the prosperity of the world can't cover up the hurt in my heart, and the clouds everywhere can't take away the dull past.

Sixteen, sit still in the world of mortals, write about prosperity, and don't write lonely shadows. A pool of autumn water is unintentional, and a pool of missing you is boundless. Tears welled up in my eyes with a sigh. Autumn has gone and come back, and the moon is full and I miss it. I just want to quietly melt the flowing time into a little smile and start a season. Then, through the years, I will hug you gently in time.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.

Don't stumble everywhere, do one thing well every day, and face life with a calm smile when encountering setbacks, so as to enjoy the realm of success.

Nineteen, we fall in love at this moment. It seems too late, but it's time. I know how to cherish it because you came late. All the passion is because it seems too late. However, if you had come earlier, I might not love you so much.

Twenty, time is like an invisible river, and everyone flows silently; Time is like a fair judge, it treats everyone's right and wrong fairly; Time is like a brush, which can draw vicissitudes on people's faces; Time is like a brush, it can brush away the pain in people's hearts.

Twenty-one, if you are reduced to letting others dominate your emotions, it is too easy to be disappointed and hurt.

Twenty-two, in the vast sea of people, it is lucky to love and be loved. If you love each other, you should cherish every encounter and every heartbeat; If it is wishful thinking, or one party has lost the feeling, just let him (her) go, just like passing clouds, flowers bloom and fall.

23. Looking back, love is in ruins. I would like to become a red lotus on the grass near the cliff, and let the rain soak my whole heart for a long time. In the future, you can only walk alone in a sea of smoke.

I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.

Twenty-five, meet, originally is a kind of the most beautiful feelings. There will always be an extremely soft warmth filled with souls, which will bring soft and beautiful light to each other's dark lives according to each other's tastes. The coolness of autumn and the coldness of winter can't reach the warm current of love in each other's hearts. The soft waves in the eyes and the little smile between the eyebrows are willing to stay for each other and hold up a brilliant sky.

Twenty-six, if love just passed by, why remember it so deeply?

Twenty-seven, midnight, listen to a classic old song, let the melody linger in my heart, let my heart fly in the night, and let my thoughts release in the music. The night, so beautiful and melodious, slipped into my ears and turned into a lingering concern. Are you thinking about me tonight? Will you still love me tomorrow?

Twenty-eight, many people will think that happiness is a feeling, and they will feel happy when they are in a good mood; When you are depressed, you will feel very unhappy. Actually, it is not. Happiness is the sum of subjective happiness and psychological happiness. Mental health is a kind of happiness. Happiness is a long-term accumulated and internal psychological accomplishment, and it is the driving force for a happy life.