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What's it like to have a short girlfriend?

I think it's cute! I wonder if the cutest height difference is popular now? I always hated my big man. I used to be happy. When I went out as a child, adults always said, "Oh, this little girl is so tall, how nice!" But now, after going out, my relatives see me and say, "God, how long it is, it can't be longer." ...

? In fact, my heart is the most collapsed and I don't want to grow up. I have always envied those short girls. It is strange that some lovely clothes are worn by such tall people, while short girls don't, so I think it is really happy to have a short girlfriend. Don't you think such a girl is cute and cute? It's like you can pick her up with one hand and sit on your shoulder, hoping to hold her in your hand as a treasure.

Don't dislike your girlfriend just because she is short. I have a cousin who is short, but her most common phrase "concentration is the essence" completely ignores my feelings after hearing this. ...

Short, it doesn't matter. I hope you like her. Walking with short girls will make you look tall and have long legs. Have you thought about it yourself? In addition, short girls can easily buy shoes. A tall girl like me wants to buy three or nine styles of shoes, but a little girl looks good in shoes of size 36 or 37 ... Do you know how painful I am? So, cherish your girlfriend, short is king.

But not too short. Personally, 1 m 65 is very good. It's perfect for boys, clothes and shoes. Is wild. ...