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The Year of the Tiger Spring Festival Blessing Collection

1. It's the New Year, please click Happy Notes, and let it download family affection and pass on love for you. By the way, keep my friendship in the deepest part of your heart and make you happy in the new year!

When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. may you have a happy new year!

In the new year, I will send you a coat, wrap you with warm, romantic love and happy friendship, fasten your health, block bad luck and have a good mood every day!

4. Who is the hottest in the New Year? Faster than Liu Xiang, as tall as Yao Ming, more handsome than Tian Liang, richer than Wuzi and more beautiful than Jingjing. Who else? You're reading a text message!

My blessing crosses mountains, rivers, roads, alleys, and the old lady selling candied haws, and gets into your ear-Happy New Year!

6, a green leaf, full of its friendship with the roots; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes for you. Another good start-the new year has begun. I wish you success and happiness forever.

7. Are you safe in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that I love you forever! I wish you a happy New Year!

8. Someone is looking for you on New Year's Eve. Your charge is: 1. Too good for friends, not loyal enough; 2. Young face and bright smile. The verdict of this court is as follows: you are punished as my lifelong friend, and no appeal is allowed!

Money is a useful thing, but it will bring you happiness only when you feel satisfied. So you should give me the extra money, so that both of us will feel happy!

10, we don't accept gifts this year, but we can actually send some. I don't mind 10 for 8, and180,000 is ok. If not, you can send a text message. Happy new year!

1 1, I've been meaning to tell you, but I don't know if you think I'm too impatient. I am afraid of being beaten by others, so I decided to summon up courage to tell you: Happy New Year!

12, I wish you a happy New Year holiday: drink a little wine until your parents disown you, smoke a cigarette until you die together, play mahjong day and night, dance until you are exhausted and brag until you don't believe it.

13, I heard that you will come to our house for the Spring Festival, and my brother will pick you up. For easy identification, please take two first-class cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Maotai in your right hand.

14, I wish you positive wealth, partial wealth, windfall, and rolling financial resources; Affection, friendship, affair and affection; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, good luck.

15, the longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends get together, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy new year, always in a good mood!

16, I miss you like a wisp of smoke, and my blessing to you is like a gurgling stream. Maybe time will fade away, maybe space will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is the friendship you gave me. Say to you again: Happy New Year!

17, may you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

18, may all good dreams cling to you, falling asleep is sweet, and waking up is real! May all wealth hang over you! Sunrise is expensive, sunset is rich! May all good luck take care of you! Always auspicious! Carve peace!

19, send you a coat, the front is peace, the back is happiness, auspiciousness is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pocket is full of warmth. Put it on and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!

20. At 0: 00, the bell rings all over the world, and the New Year train leaves on time. It took away unforgettable years and ushered in another round of fiery years. I wish you a happy New Year, Pengcheng Wan Li!

2 1, layers of past events have settled in the years, leaving endless memories, and family makes me feel happy. Thank my parents for giving me life, happiness and a brand-new year.

22, lover, you have added many beautiful memories to my memory screen, like a piece of brocade! Please accept my sincere wishes. May all happiness be with you forever! Happy new year!

23. The day of gathering is just to brew a cup of strong wine and make a flowing acacia. Staring at your charming face in the firecrackers of the New Year, I just want to say: I love you for ten thousand years!

24. Are you safe in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that I love you forever! Love, I wish you a happy new year!

25, sunrise+sunset = morning and evening, moon+stars = infinite thoughts, wind flowers+snowy moon = tenderness, meteor+words = blessings, I wish you a happy new year!

26. My dearest friend: May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

27. I quietly put the blessings and hopes of the new century under the snow-melting quilt, let them grow along the seedlings in spring, and give you richness and fragrance all year round!

28. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

29. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, I, an invincible super genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom, wish you a happy New Year in advance!

30. From now on, I only love you, spoil you, and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and everything I say to you is serious. I won't bully you, hit you or scold you. Believe me, if someone bullies you, I will help you the first time. If you are happy, I will be happy with you. If you are unhappy, I will make you happy. I will always think you are the most beautiful, and I will see you in my dream.

3 1, in the new year, I wish you good health and tooth loss; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

32. Business is booming all over the world; Strong financial resources, Sanjiang% 20, March vegetation is satisfactory; Wan Li River seems to be the source of profit; Smile when the new year comes; Good things happen again and again, and wealth is prosperous!

33. Xue Rui knocked on the door and opened it. I suspected it was cyclamen in my dream. The flower god pushes the lamp to accompany you and opens the door to welcome Fu Luxi! I wish you a happy new year and a happy family!

Weather forecast: In 2009, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost and happy thunder, which will haunt you for a whole year.

When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. may you have a happy new year!

In the new year, I will send you a coat, wrap you with warm, romantic love and happy friendship, fasten your health, block bad luck, and have a good mood every day!

37. When the New Year is coming, please click on Happy Notes and let it download family affection and pass on love for you. By the way, keep my friendship in the deepest part of your heart and make you happy in the new year!

38. My blessing goes through mountains and rivers, streams, roads, alleys, and the old lady selling candied haws, and gets into your ear-Happy New Year!

39. We don't accept holiday gifts this year. Actually, we can give some. I don't mind 10 for 8, and180,000 is ok. If not, you can send a text message. Happy new year!

40. At 0: 00, the bells all over the world ring and the New Year train leaves on time. It took away unforgettable years and ushered in another round of fiery years. I wish you a happy New Year, Pengcheng Wan Li!

4 1, layers of past events have precipitated in the years, leaving endless memories, and family makes me feel happy. Thank my parents for giving me life, happiness and a brand-new year.

42, lover, you have added many beautiful memories to my memory screen, like brocade! Please accept my sincere wishes. May all happiness be with you forever! Happy new year!

43. Are you safe in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that I love you forever! Love, I wish you a happy new year!

44, sunrise+sunset = morning and evening, moon+stars = infinite thoughts, wind flowers+snowy moon = tenderness, meteor+words = blessings, I wish you a happy new year!

45. When the bell rings again in the new century, I raise my glass, and my crystal clear thoughts quietly float to your side with the bell. I deeply wish you a happy New Year!

46. My dearest friend: May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

47. I quietly put the blessings and hopes of the new century under the snow-melting quilt, let them grow along the seedlings in spring, and give you richness and fragrance all year round!

48. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

49, because I thought it would be overwhelming in a few days.

50. I wish SMS to block the internet, an invincible super genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom-I wish in advance: Happy New Year!

5 1. From now on, I only love you, spoil you, and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and everything I say to you is serious. I won't bully you, hit you or scold you. Believe me, I will help you as soon as others bully you. If you are happy, I will accompany you to be happy. If you are unhappy, I will coax you to be happy. I will always think that you are the most beautiful.

52. In the new year, I wish you good health and lose all your teeth. Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

53. Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?

54, buddy, I wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, 66 Dashun, seven stars shining high, money coming from all directions, 99 United and perfect!

55. Gather the sunshine of the Himalayas, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, bring the blessings of the Gangdise Mountain, and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift for you. I wish you a happy New Year!

Please take a second to forget your troubles, a minute to think about the New Year, an hour to accompany your lover, and a smile to receive my blessing in advance at the turn of the old and the new!

57. I wish you peace of mind at work, never lose money at cards, more and more savings, full of dollars in your pocket, full of beautiful women in front of your bed, full of energy and always complacent.

58. I wish you a new year. When you are busy at work, you will win money by playing cards, your passbook will increase infinitely, your pocket will be full of dollars, your bed will be crowded with beautiful women, and your lover will be fierce and sweet.

59. Dear revolutionary comrades: The New Year has arrived, and I wish you good health here! Have fun at work! Good school! Get married early! Hey hey!

60. May you, a friend living in a foreign land, sail a good ship of life in the new year, anchor in a happy port and be happy every year!

62. Raise the cup in the new year, let the mellow wine smell ripple in the air, and let my gratitude to you slowly precipitate in the cup. I wish you a happy and healthy new year!

I'm afraid I won't get up tomorrow night, so I booked the first sunshine of the new year for you. Happy new year, book the first morning breeze, and wish you a smooth sailing! Book the first bird song and get what you want!

64. Blessings are strung into a poem, and a melody opens a warm world. The new year is coming, and I wish you all the best in the new year.

65, looking for someone: a tattered eyes without god, three meals without limbs weakness, five tones without six gods, seven holes bleeding gossip very much, nine deaths are very similar to you. Happy New Year!

66. You should do three things in the new year: the first thing is to smile [_], the second thing is to laugh [^o^], and the third thing is to laugh [0]. I wish you a happy new year with a smile every day!

67. I don't have the strength to fight clouds like the Monkey King, but I can fly to your side! I can't walk from room to room like a magician, but I wish you a happy New Year's Day with a dime.

68. Cross countless mountains and rivers, cross countless cities, let your hearts meet and wash your whole body's fatigue. May every blessing and every happiness become a note and write happiness for you!

69. Friend, please release the exhaustion of mind washing, accept every blessing and accumulate every joy! Every note of this festival is written in your music in such a roundabout way.

70. The New Year has arrived. Is there too much to do? Don't be tired of entertaining guests, don't gobble up, don't mix white beer, don't forget to take care of the children, and finally my thoughts will always accompany me.