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What is Little John Khan’s afterthought?

Little John Khan’s final words are: Tongliao Empire’s lifelong Khan—Little John Khan.

The lifelong Khan of the Tongliao Empire - a complete collection of the last words of Little John Khan:

1. The bastard checked out - he couldn't hold it any longer.

2. Stab in the butt with a knife - it opened my eyes.

3. Keep the green hills alive - God will not starve to death.

4. The hermit crab moves - the clam cannot live anymore.

5. The screen window wipes the butt - leaving a hand.

6. Khrushchev burped - he ate too many corn cobs.

7. Lose one of the nine rollers - eight rollers.

8. Chile’s future is like Tongliao’s State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission—nothing but pleasure.

9. Pole vaulting in a latrine - over excrement.

10. The old father farts - his domineering (dad) temperament is exposed.

11. Fart after eating durian - it’s poisonous.

12. The express delivery fell into the sewer - a scam.

13. You are calling Yui Aragaki your wife - it is just wishful thinking.

14. Wu Dalang wants to drink the giraffe's milk - jumping high (squeaking).

15. Put a key in your butt—it’s about to start.

16. Xu Kun rang the doorbell - the food was here.

17. You are really grinding with your bare butt – you are a disgrace spinning around.

18. Durian jokes and stinky tofu – neither are good things.

19. When a dung beetle encounters someone with diarrhea - it’s a waste of time.

20. Farting under the covers - I am good at literature (sniffing) and martial arts (covering).

21. Drinking milk from a bull - insisting on sucking milk without asking for results.

22. Looking at the tortoise with your eyes closed - ignoring the rules (turtle butt).

23. Eating melon seeds in the toilet - how can you open your mouth?

24. A chainsaw stabbed my butt - it opened my eyes.

25. The panda has a big dinner - not only bamboo shoots, but also bamboo shoots.

26. Dou E eats Coptis chinensis - a person who suffers a bitter injustice.

27. The cannibal asked for a photo at the door - the food is here.

28. Borrowing online loans to pay off credit cards - getting deeper and deeper into trouble.