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It's best to introduce the profile of Old Master Q!

Old Master Q and Sweet Potato (Luquan Gao edition, 1966) The wife of Mr. Qin (Zhang Qing) (Suet Nei) tries to win the respect of the lecherous boss, but hides the identity of the married woman. Mr. Qin can't take care of his young son, thanks to the help of (), big sweet potato (dwarf wax gourd) and his cousin Xia (). In order to inherit 6 million inheritance, Xia lied about marrying Mr. Qin and associating with playboy. Old Master Q and Big Sweet Potato are bent on helping their friends, but they are full of jokes ... Old Master Q (1974 Tian Liang Edition), two silly good partners, caused a storm in the city! Old Master Q led a hard life by pulling rickshaws. Old Master Q was bullied by female guests, made many mistakes and abandoned the rickshaw. He got into trouble again when he lost his job. The boss wanted to teach him a lesson because he was witty and escaped punishment. Fortunately, the sweet potato was introduced to the pawnshop, but it brought trouble to Mr. Qin and the shoeshine boy named Joy. A series of events keep happening, and there are many jokes ... "I am Old Master Q" (1976 Wang Sha edition) Old Master Q (Wang Sha) woke up and saw that it was late in the morning, and hurriedly woke up the sleeping sweet potato (. They were in a hurry and went to do morning exercises. In the open forest, Old Master Q played Shaolin Boxing, and his crotch suddenly split when he kicked, which was very embarrassing. Fortunately, the big sweet potato had already prepared another pair of trousers for him to put on, and didn't make him laugh. There is a beautiful girl doing gymnastics nearby, and a flying boy is eager to move around. Old Master Q immediately stepped forward and assumed the responsibility of "flower protection", but was beaten around by his concubine. Fortunately, the girl's kung fu is extraordinary and repelled the concubine. Old Master Q is sitting on a park bench to have a rest. He accidentally sat next to a weak scholar and robbed him with a bright knife. Old Master Q handed him a $500 bill. When the scholar received the money, he flew away. Old Master Q laughed when he saw the reward, saying it was counterfeit money! A few days later, another gangster came to rob me, and Old Master Q had to hand over his real money, so he was very depressed! Old Master Q went to work in the company. Because many people rushed to take the bus, Old Master Q sometimes helped the women and children, and sometimes was pushed away by the strong man, which made several trains miss, but made a series of jokes. I went to Zhao's foreign firm and was fifteen minutes late. Manager Zhao severely criticized me. Manager Zhao was drooling over the beauty of Miss Chen, the clerk, and specially called her into the manager's office and said some sweet words. Old Master Q is just an excuse. Manager Zhao was furious, claiming to fire the old master Q, and he was not afraid of arrogance. He said that he witnessed a woman named Zhao Xie entering a hotel last night and reported the case to Zhao's wife. During the struggle, Zhao's wife arrived. Manager Zhao immediately changed his face and told his wife how he was rescued from the robbery. He claimed that he was promoted to the factory director in addition to a salary increase of 500 yuan. Old Master Q was very unhappy after hearing this. How do you know that when Zhao's wife left, Zhao beat him, beat him black and blue, and then fired him? Old Master Q went to Yiguang for treatment. Big sweet potato specializes in treating strange diseases and difficult diseases, and its medical skills are also good. Of course, Old Master Q's pain can be easily cured by him. Dashu comforted his dismissal and invited him to have afternoon tea with Mr. Qin () to solve his unhappiness. Mr. Qin is almost thirty years old. Although he likes Miss Lin (Li Zhuang) very much, he has never been able to catch up with him. In view of Miss Chen's affection for her, Dafanshu encouraged them to actively pursue the right person, thinking that chasing women requires strategy and pertinence, so he gave him a "trick up his sleeve". Mr. Qin and both acted according to the plan, only to find that they ran into a wall, covered up each other's "tricks" and changed their minds! After finding the crux of the failure, Mr. Qin and his wife can swim with their respective lovers. One day, I was having a heart-to-heart talk with Miss Chen under a tree. Suddenly, a fat and ugly woman jumped down from the tree and hugged Old Master Q Q, who turned out to be her cousin. She had been infatuated with her and hated her guts. Now she has put her arms around Old Master Q, which seems affectionate. Miss Chen mistakenly thought that she was in love with someone else, and left angrily, claiming that she had made a clean break with Old Master Q Q, losing Miss Chen and being unhappy. Big sweet potato and Mr. Qin invited him to go fishing to relieve boredom. I didn't expect manager Zhao to go fishing by the lake, but he was robbed by a group of flying boys. Old Master Q stepped forward and saved Zhao. So, Zhao was grateful and invited to work in the company again, and went to heaven. Under Old Master Q's "suicide", Miss Chen also resumed her love for Old Master Q, and Miss Chen's wedding day arrived. Mr Qin is the best man, Miss Lin is the maid of honor, and Big Sweet Potato is the witness. They all took a big float to pick up the bride. Unexpectedly, a gang of gangsters robbed the bride's car with their clever tricks, which caused many twists and turns and many dangers. Finally, Old Master Q and the sweet potato ran away. Wang Sha Edition (1978) Old Master Q (Wang Sha) and Big Sweet Potato (Dwarf Winter Melon) opened a clinic in Changzhou, specializing in treating strange and difficult diseases, with Old Master Q as the attending physician. On this day, Old Master Q went to the seaside to paint early in the morning. He was very interested in painting. At that time, he forgot to go back to the clinic to see the patient, and he forgot to call him in person. Old Master Q quickly packed up his painting tools and went back. The clinic is full of patients with various symptoms, and Old Master Q's "medical skill" is also very clever. With the help of his assistant-sweet potato, all the incurable diseases were solved by him, and at the same time, many jokes were made. Old Master Q has a precious antique vase, emerald green, which is a famous jasper mandarin duck bottle. He deliberately put the vase in the operating room of the clinic. In fact, there are two vases of this kind, which just make a pair. It only belongs to the "male" and the "female" belongs to Manager Zhao (). Manager Zhao likes this vase very much, so he went to an antique shop and entrusted the old owner of the shop to find the "bear" vase for him, and expressed his willingness to pay a high price. At that time, my friend Mr. Qin () worked in the antique shop of his old club, and inadvertently said that there was also an antique vase similar to Manager Zhao. Boss Gu thought it must be a "male" jasper mandarin duck bottle, so he asked his brother-in-law Liu Biao to try to get it. Liu Biao immediately took two "flying" youths to Changzhou, pretended to see a doctor, entered the clinic in Old Master Q, and then began to rob vases. Old Master Q and the sweet potato were clever. With the help of their neighbors, Liu Biao and others were finally driven away. The antique vase survived, but Liu Biao and others did not give up. They sneaked into the clinic to steal in the middle of the night, but they were still subdued by Old Master Q and sweet potato. The next day, I hid the vase in my crotch, went to Hong Kong to play sweet potatoes, and went to have tea and chat with my friend Mr. Qin. Liu Biao immediately said to the ancient boss: Old Master Q and sweet potato are the people who hide antique vases. The old boss sent his daughter Jenny (Fanny) out to dance with Mr. Qin, the sweet potato, and found a place to live, thus stealing the antique vase. Although Jenny has found that Old Master Q and Sweet Potato have rented a room in the apartment, because the antique vase has been taken away with Old Master Q, and it can't be stolen by Liu Biao, it makes them flustered and makes a series of jokes. Manager Zhao went to the antique shop again to inquire about the jade mandarin duck bottle for the bear. The old boss said there was a clue, but the other party asked for a high price and asked Manager Zhao to pay a deposit of 10,000 yuan. Zhao said that the next day was Sunday and he would go fishing. He promised that the old boss could go to his office building at noon the day after tomorrow and charge him a deposit of 1 10,000 yuan. When Mr Qin heard these words, he conspired with Old Master Q and Big Sweet Potato to make a strange plan. As a result, the old boss not only didn't get the deposit from Manager Zhao, but also lost 20,000 yuan, while he and Manager Zhao each got 1 10,000 yuan. At the same time, antique vases were also sold directly to Manager Zhao, worth 200,000 yuan. Later, after several twists and turns, a series of adventures and jokes occurred, and Mr. Qin was also sent to hospital for treatment because of being burned by fire. Old Master Q and Sweet Potato, who are deeply troubled by funds, decided to donate this 200,000 yuan to a Christian hospital for funding. However, Boss Gu and Liu Biao still refused to give up, and tried their best to rob the huge sum of 200,000 yuan, which triggered a fierce battle. This huge sum of money was saved, and Old Master Q's wish to donate money for charity finally came true. Old Master Q 200 1 (Nicholas Tse version 200 1) Wang Ze, the president of a comic book club, decided to go fishing in Wudang Mountain. Mr. Sweet Potato and Mr. Qin, who have worked in the comic book club for many years, have always been carefree and suddenly lost their jobs. Fortunately, Mr. Qin was chosen by the boss as a personal attendant to take care of Wang Ze along the way. Old Master Q and Sweet Potato looked for jobs everywhere, although all their efforts were in vain. Just as the love between CID Feng () and Miss Zhang (), a teacher's girlfriend, was strongly opposed by Zhang's mother, it happened that Jin Ye, the leader of the underworld, was unintentionally offended by him and was hunted down, which led to a traffic accident and injured Feng and Miss Zhang, causing serious injuries. Two cartoon characters, Old Master Q and Sweet Potato, rushed Feng and Miss Zhang to the hospital. Feng and Zhang were in good health after being rescued, but they lost their memory due to concussion. Jin Ye, the boss of the underworld, appreciated Feng very much and appointed Feng as his successor. He will cover the sky with his hands in the future. Knowing Feng's amnesia, the gold master decided to set a game to control him and become an important pawn in his hand. Zhang Mu is a candidate for re-election. She held a press conference, ostensibly to thank Old Master Q and Sweet Potato for sending their daughter to the hospital, but she actually took this opportunity to publicize and lobby the public. At the press conference, Miss Zhang was out of control because of being stimulated, and a large number of mothers were hypocritical. Zhang Ziyi's campaign tried to stop Zhang Ziyi, but reporters kept asking questions. For a time, the press conference was in chaos. In the chaos, Miss Zhang left without saying goodbye to the sweet potato. On the other hand, the gold master knew that Feng had amnesia and lied that he was Feng's master. He wanted to make Feng a Jianghu descendant and brainwash Feng. Just when I went to school with sweet potato to find a job, Teacher Zhang suddenly appeared. It turns out that Miss Zhang has recovered a little memory. She remembered someone who loved her very much, but she couldn't remember who it was. Feng, who was used by the financier at this time, is threatening students to join the underworld and train them. In order to save the students, Teacher Zhang had an argument with Feng, which turned into a game to decide whether to win or lose. The two cartoons helped each other more and more. Teacher Zhang and his students lost the game. Amnesia Feng fell in love with Mr. Zhang at first sight and let the students go one by one. From then on, Feng pursued Miss Zhang crazily. In order to please Miss Zhang, Feng was willing to change herself, but Miss Zhang refused Feng because she couldn't live up to a person who loved her deeply and couldn't remember who she was. The front of amnesia becomes listless. Jin Ye saw that the Jianghu descendant he had trained had quit the Jianghu because of his love for Miss Zhang. Seeing Feng not only failed to bring him good luck, but made him feel that it never rains but it pours. Decision-making and design to kill the front. Just when the wind was in danger, Miss Zhang recovered her memory with the help of the sweet potato and remembered that the wind was the person she had always loved. After a thrilling round, Old Master Q and Sweet Potato finally succeeded in bringing a pair of lovers together and fell in love. "Invincible New Biography" (Luo Jiaying Edition, 2006) Mr. Qin and the sweet potato turned out to be little people who set up stalls outside Shaolin Temple. Later, due to environmental problems, they had to go down the mountain to make a living. Old Master Q's three brothers, who have "three-legged cat" kung fu, came to the prosperous Shenzhen from Shaolin in Songshan Mountain, and were punished by the poor and the lawless. After research, the three men opened a "Shaolin detective agency" in Shenzhen, which helped many people and made a lot of money. There is a criminal gang in Shenzhen, which the public security organs have noticed for a long time, but the criminal Ren Woxing has never been arrested. Taiwan Province's wealthy businessmen brought their daughters to invest in the mainland, and Ren Fei knew. Kidnapping his beloved daughter, wealthy businessman Ling found a group to help him. After some twists and turns, Old Master Q played their brave role and helped the police catch the bad guys. ...