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What are some interesting examples of enemies?

The example of the enemy once again proves that the world is constantly changing, only time can last forever, and other things will gradually move towards an unpredictable future with the passage of time and the changes of events.

At the end of the Qin dynasty, there was a lot of war and smoke. The vassal States defeated by Qin also seized this opportunity and wanted to make a comeback. They thought that at least it was better to restore their land and rule one side of the land than to be a lost dog! One of them made a very good mistake. He is Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu. At that time, he was not called Chu Bawang. He's just a nobody hiding from the outside and secretly plotting against Qin with his uncle.

Later, Chen She and Guangwu raised the banner of anti-Qin, so anti-Qin forces in various places rose in succession. Because of their family background and their high talents, under the guidance of uncles, Xiang Yu's power gradually became stronger. At this time, Liu Bang, the curator of Surabaya Pavilion, who had to rebel because of the travel delay, took his own troops to find Xiang Yu in desperation.

In the eyes of disciplined and well-equipped Xiang Yu, Liu Bang and his men are more like a mob. Unfortunately, in the era of cold weapons, they fought for money and grain, and they fought for military forces and horses. Mosquitoes, however small, are also a group of soldiers. So Liu Bang and Xiang Yu forged an indissoluble bond.

Later, Xiang Liang died, and the allied governors were defeated. None of them came to the rescue. I don't know what Liu Bang thought at that time. Does he really want to save Xiang Liang, or does he seize the opportunity to show his loyalty? In a word, although I failed to save Xiang Liang, I owe him a big favor.

At that time, when they met, they were brothers in this life and would never be negative. Maybe when they said this, both of them had some real feelings, but the later story was like a joke. In the face of interests and power, the two brothers still have to fight for the head, not to mention becoming a monk halfway and becoming sworn brothers with their own minds.

When Liu Bangxian entered Xianyang, he was complacent and indulged in the prosperity of Xianyang and the plump and flexible waist of beautiful women. Later, when someone mentioned a general, he was scared out in a cold sweat, hurriedly sealed his family property and land, and left Xianyang City in despair.

Later, due to Fan Zeng's claim, Xiang Yu drove his sworn brothers to the wasteland in the ravine. If it weren't for one or two talents under his command, I'm afraid Liu Bang wouldn't have become the later Emperor Gaozu, and he could only die of old age in a ravine.

After that, the relationship between sworn brothers was in jeopardy. Unfortunately, Xiang Yu did not lose his courage and once defeated the Coalition forces. After Liu Bang's defeat, he fled hastily, and some loyal ministers gave their lives for his life, so that he could save his life and wait for an opportunity to make a comeback.

But his father's wife and children are not so lucky, but it can also be seen that Xiang Yu's luck has indeed come to an end, otherwise it is not the prestige of the local hegemon in its heyday that can threaten opponents with a bunch of old, weak and sick people.

He even set up a cauldron to cook Liu Bang's father.

To his surprise, the hooligan came, and my father is your father. Give me a piece of meat after you cook my dad.

For such a rogue rhetoric, it is estimated that Xiang Yu will spit out an old blood.

The dispute between Chu and Han ended in Xiang Yu's defeat, and the alliance was formed by interests and broke down by interests. This may be the fate of the cycle in the interest struggle!

Think about Emperor Taizong and the abandoned Prince Li. They are brothers born to a mother. In the face of the golden dragon gold chair, they waved swords at each other in Xuanwu Gate, biting their hands, and their deaths were tragic. It is also a typical example of brothers killing each other because of the throne.

One thinks that his younger brother is too good, threatening his position, the other thinks that he is pushed forward by his subordinates and his own ambitions, and that his talent is not lost to his brother. He only thinks that a prince is too wronged and unwilling to capitalize! So I finally satisfied the appetite of many onlookers, my hands and feet were dismembered, and blood splashed on the spot. I was more black-hearted and heartless than anyone else.

Coincidentally, the ancestors of Tang Zongsong could not escape the fate of cannibalism. I think Song Gaozu Zhao Kuangyin is also a hero. He wore a yellow robe and was in the Ninth Five-Year Plan. Then he held the whole military power and a thin glass of wine. It is also a question of mentality and skill. Unfortunately, I have a restless brother. Whether the axe is true or not, Zhao Kuangyi's heart is not false.

Obviously, my brother has a son, but it is rare to say that my brother is brother and sister. The most disgusting thing is that if Zhao Kuangyin still looks like a generation of saints, then Zhao Kuangyi is completely a hungry ghost in his brain. After a few weeks of occupation, he did not leave any face for Li Yu, the king of national subjugation. Poor Li Yu used to be extravagant and extravagant, and a generation of emperors gathered. Finally, he even put himself in his wife's body. He even has a grudge against his brother's woman, beast!

The funniest thing is, I don't know if it is because Zhao Kuangyi did too many bad things that his descendants actually lost their children, so when he turned around, the throne returned to Zhao Kuangyin. The authorities are too clever to escape their fate in the end. How ridiculous.