Writing a composition and squeezing toothpaste jokes

1. Writing the process of squeezing toothpaste 150 Early in the morning, I found that the toothpaste was gone and told my mother. Mom said, "I'll just make do with it and go to the supermarket to buy it later."

I squeezed, squeezed, and felt a little. As soon as I let go, I found that only a few bubbles were squeezed out. "Damn, this toothpaste unexpectedly also dare to hit me! There must be something hidden in it. I don't believe I can't squeeze you out, hum! " I squeezed to the left ... exactly ... when I was about to squeeze to the end, there was a "poof" and the last bit of toothpaste fell to the ground. "I squeeze, I squeeze, I squeeze ..." I said as I squeezed. Finally, I finally squeezed out the toothpaste. "I like to brush my teeth ... I like to brush ..." I hummed happily while brushing my teeth. Brush brush, I suddenly thought of this, in fact, there are many similar things in life: in martial arts class, I feel that I can't persist for a long time, but with the encouragement of the coach and the infection of my brothers and sisters, I finally persisted in the end; At first, I felt that I couldn't finish my homework, but when I saw my parents' trusting eyes and the teacher's disappointed eyes when I imagined that I hadn't finished my homework, I would calm down. I didn't expect it to be finished soon ... I remember Mr. Lu Xun once said, "Time is like water in a sponge, as long as you are willing to squeeze it." Xun Kuang also said such a sentence: "Perseverance, uncompromising; Perseverance, stones can be smashed. "

2. Observe the family squeezing toothpaste diary for 200 words. I found that the toothpaste was gone this morning, so I said to my mother, "Mom, the toothpaste is gone!" " "Hold on! Buy it later! " Mom said.

I squeeze, I squeeze, I squeeze, I squeeze, I feel something. When you can squeeze your head, just squeeze out one bubble. Damn it, toothpaste played me! I thought: there must be toothpaste in it. I squeezed left and right, almost to the end, and the toothpaste fell to the ground.

I squeeze, I squeeze, I squeeze.

I said it while squeezing. Finally, I squeezed out. I like to brush, I like to brush. . What a happy thing!

Brush brush, I suddenly thought, in fact, there are many similar things in life; I was tired after practicing the piano for a long time, but I finally finished playing. I remember Mr. Lu Xun once said, "Time is like water in a sponge. As long as you are willing to squeeze, there will always be. "

This time I understand that time is squeezed out, just like squeezing toothpaste. As long as you are willing to squeeze, there will always be time.

3. Observe the ingredients of toothpaste squeezed in my house. Last summer, my parents sent me to my grandmother's house temporarily because of a business trip. One day, I found it hard for grandma to squeeze toothpaste. No wonder grandma's toothpaste still has a small tube, and even I have to work hard to squeeze it in. Besides, grandma is over 60 years old and even shakes when she walks. When buying a new one, grandma said it was nothing, saying it was a waste.

Alas! How can I make grandma squeeze toothpaste effortlessly? After thinking for a while, I rolled my eyes and had an idea. Do it! I found a needle and stuck several small holes in the lower part of the toothpaste tube. I didn't tell grandma to surprise her.

The next morning, grandma will brush her teeth again. She picked up the toothpaste, squeezed it as usual, "sloped", and several thin toothpaste crawled out like bugs, which scared grandma. I couldn't help giggling outside: "Grandma, it's not difficult to squeeze toothpaste back, is it?"

I always write a composition like squeezing toothpaste, but I can't write the artistic conception of others. How can I improve myself and help you analyze the reasons why writing is always like squeezing toothpaste:

First, maybe you read fewer articles, so there is no language accumulation in your stomach. How can there be feedback without accumulation? Ha ha.

Second, it has not yet formed its own writing style, that is, its own writing personality. So I can't write the artistic conception you imagined.

How can I improve my writing ability?

First of all, you are aware of this problem yourself and get your attention, which prepares you for improving your writing level.

Furthermore, you should read textbooks and extracurricular books widely. Specifically: you can read American literature. There are many papers in newspapers, American literature and the Internet. If you read too much, you will naturally imitate writing, and the artistic conception will gradually form unconsciously.

Also, you should listen carefully to the teacher's composition guidance class, and you can also show your classmates how other students write.

Finally, you should write more and ask the teacher to correct me, so that you can know where you have improved and where you need to practice.

Squeezing toothpaste is much better than not writing, because toothpaste can be squeezed out after all, which shows that as long as you write carefully, toothpaste is still available and you can still write. Believe in yourself, come on! You will make progress!

PS translated into forest is ok

Write a ridiculous thing (using facial cleanser as toothpaste) Each of us has every happy childhood memory, and whenever we think of something that happened when we were 5 years old, we can't help laughing.

I remember when I was 5 years old, I got up early to make my mother happy. Because mom's facial cleanser is very similar to toothpaste, just like toothpaste. When I came to the bathroom to brush my teeth, I didn't regard facial cleanser as toothpaste, thinking: Why did my mother buy two toothpastes? Forget it! Anyway, take this! I squeezed facial cleanser on my toothbrush first, and then a faint fragrance came to my nose. I couldn't help shouting, "ah! It smells good! " I began to brush my teeth. I picked up my toothbrush and my mouth opened to show my teeth. I suddenly feel that toothpaste tastes strange, which is different from ordinary toothpaste. I quickly gargled, ready to ask my mother. At this time, my mother got up and I asked, "Mom, the toothpaste you bought tastes strange." "My mother was full of doubts and said," No way! Let's go and have a look! "In the bathroom, I pointed to the facial cleanser and said to my mother, this is it! "Mom smiled and said," Baby, do you know what this is? " I looked at my mother, touched my head and said to my mother, "Toothpaste! What's the matter, mom? Isn't it? " "No, this is my mother's facial cleanser!" "impossible!"

After listening to my interesting childhood story, did you think I was cute before?

6.450 words childhood fun composition [450 words childhood fun composition] Childhood is like a dream. When you end your childhood in a daze, you can write a 450-word composition about childhood fun. When you suddenly look back, you find that there are too many things for you to give up. In my childhood, there was an interesting thing that I couldn't bear to forget. I was only five years old and thought I was smart. I got up early that day and saw my parents still sleeping. I gently opened the door and went into the bathroom. I am going to brush my teeth. My mother used to squeeze toothpaste for me, so now I don't know which toothpaste is. I looked around the pool and found one that was similar in shape to toothpaste, so it was used as toothpaste. Hey! Why does it taste wrong? I have doubts in my heart, and I thought, who cares? Let's talk about it after brushing. I also squeezed toothpaste for my mother. My mother woke up, so I pretended not to wake up and waited for her to cry. As soon as she entered the bathroom, she shouted, Who? who is it? Who moved my facial cleanser? I ran into the bathroom and said, what? Is that facial cleanser? Yes! So what do you think it is? My mother looked at me and said, "450 words of interesting childhood composition" in the fifth grade of primary school. I thought it was toothpaste! I answered. After looking at me for a second, my mother smirked and said, ouch! My silly daughter can't even tell toothpaste from facial cleanser. Unexpectedly, I, who thought I was smart, made such a joke this time. Let childhood be a beautiful memory. Grade 5, jianhu county Experimental Primary School, jianhu county, Yancheng, Jiangsu: Xu Shaowen.