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What are the nine men in Laojiu proficient in?
1, fozhang
The name of Buddha Zhang is from Changsha, Northeast China. Buddha is a legendary figure with unique skills, from inverted bucket to army to politics.
Among the nine sects, the Buddha has great appeal, and in the eyes of the guys, it is God. It's just that Buddha is mysterious and erratic. Even if he is a few people of the same family, only Sir Zhong can talk to him. Others are like children in the eyes of the Buddha, with little communication. However, there are nine doors in the Buddha's heart, and few people can understand what he carries.
After Jude Kao's incident, Buddha's people personally came to arrest people. Those old guys didn't resist when they saw Buddha. In their minds, Buddha is God. They believe that Buddha will give them a way out, so they don't want to embarrass him. However, in the end, they all died, and they didn't believe that the Buddha would let them die until they died. However, there is nothing that can be done. If the Buddha doesn't do it, someone will. He still wants to know about Jiu, but there is no way. That time, the Buddha smiled bitterly.
The executioner's son committed a capital crime, so it is better to do it himself. After all, the Buddha can still keep some people. No one understands these people. They think the Buddha can let those people go with his hands. What no one knows is that on the night of arresting people, the Buddha took a pistol and pointed it at his temple. Wu Laogou also don't understand, he went to the northeast to ask the Buddha a reason. Even if the Buddha said an excuse, people would believe him, but he didn't say it. He has a reason, but saying it doesn't change anything. Someone must be hated, and Buddha is willing to be this person, but as Xie Jiu said, they all owe him.
This is a Buddha. February Red can easily say that the world pays off, and the black-backed old six can sleep well with a knife in his arms, but Zhang Foye can't. Even in February that year, Hong knelt in front of his house with a girl on his back for three days and three nights, but he refused faintly. He can also kneel in front of February Red and ask him to sing a play with the life of the Zhang family. Buddha Zhang is responsible, he needs to bear everything, so Buddha Zhang is the first of the nine schools and a person who can achieve great things.
2. February Red
February Red is a performer, unique, handsome and romantic, but infatuated.
In Laojiumen, romantic February Red can be talked with most people. The relationship between Chen Si Chenpi and February Red has been neglected. He is one of the few people who can talk to Master Zhang, and so can Wu Laogou, Qi Tiezui and Xie of the younger generation. One February, for Hong's birthday, he only invited Wu Laogou and Qitiezui to play a table of mahjong.
Speaking of February Red, I can't help but talk about girls. In February of that year, Hong became a beauty, and Pegasus went to the western suburbs to steal three gold hairpin and redeemed the girl. Since then, the girl has been in the arms of February Red, and so has their friendship, which lasted for more than ten years. Therefore, February Red is a rare infatuation in the world. He just wants to spend his life behind closed doors with his girlfriend. So February Red is not as responsible as Buddha Zhang. There is only one girl in his world, and he can bear the burden of this world instead of beauty.
However, the life that girls can see is not the life of February Red. After the girl died, February Red became wild, but no one could arouse the dead feelings in his heart. February Hong didn't get married and lived to the age of 102. Before she died, she ordered Jieyuhua to make his coffin taller than the girl. He wants the girl who has been waiting for more than half a century to lean on his shoulder again.
3. Half a plum
Half Li is the most ruthless character in the family, and his cruelty has no bottom line. This is related to the experience of half Li when he was young. During the fight, his leg was discounted by his partner and thrown into the grave. He can survive after drinking coffin water for seven days, so it is extremely suspicious.
Half Li's only weakness is his sister-in-law, who also has tenderness. Because of this, Wu Laogou, Qi Tiezui and Xie have more contacts with him, although half of Li is worse than Chenpi. With that weakness, the grandfathers in this despicable person will also become particularly safe. To this end, several people in Wulaogou also recognized Third Master's sister-in-law as a dry sister, so it is no longer a trouble to have her to protect Third Master.
4, dried tangerine peel, four
Chenpi Asi is the head of Pingsanmen and the apprentice of February Red. In fact, Tufuzi's craft was not passed on to outsiders, and Chenpi, who was born with a flower sign, could not sing ancient paintings. There may be some unknown origins in this period.
Dried tangerine peel is as heartless as half a plum, and it has unique skills in killing people. However, Chenpi also has a gentle side in his heart, and that is his teacher's girl. Every time Chenpi makes a mistake, the girl will plead for him. Chenpi knows that Teacher Niang likes crabs and always catches crabs for her. Since the girl died, Chenpi has never seen this person in her life, and she was expelled from her old school by February Red.
One year after the girl's death, Changsha even had a big case. First, 120 of the four drug dealers were all separated within a week, and the four drug dealers were bought by Buddha. Half a year later, on a rainy night, a shocking case happened in the south river beach. The vendors along the road were killed all the way, and the riverbank was dyed red with blood. No one knows who made it, but February Red knows that on a rainy night six months ago, the dying girl wanted to eat the last bowl of noodle soup, but she was driven away by the vendor.
That year was the anniversary of my girl's death. Chen came to the door of February Red with a few fat crabs and an old incense, but February Red said that she could never set foot on the threshold, so she stood on the threshold without taking a step.
This is also the only tenderness in Chenpi's heart. Later, he was indifferent and only fought for his own survival and interests.
5. Wu Laogou
Wu Laogou is a promising young man and an authentic local tyrant in Laojiu. In those days, Wu Laogou lost his nose when stealing a blood corpse tomb, so he raised a large number of dogs to look for the tomb, and instead became a famous dog, Wu Ye.
Among the nine schools, Wu Laogou's popularity is the best. February Red, Half Li, Seven Iron Mouth, Jie and Wu Laogou have a good friendship, and they are also quite affectionate with Buddha Zhang. Even the Chen Si faction has a little friendship with him. Wu Laogou, who has always been cheerful, is also one of the few soft-hearted people in the Nine Gates. He played mahjong on February Red's birthday. When choosing mahjong, February is in a daze. The mahjong player next to him is dying, winking and pleading with several people. Xie Jiu just shook his head, Qi Tiezui one-way drinking. Finally, Wu Laogou kept silent.
After Jude Kao's incident, Wu Laogou took advantage of the bad situation and ran away. Wu Laogou went to the northeast first. He went to see Buddha Zhang and wanted to ask him a reason. The Buddha didn't say anything, but asked him to go to Hangzhou. Finally, Wu Laogou went to Hangzhou. He chose Jie's cousin instead of Huo Xiangu, who couldn't love him, and spent the rest of his life smoothly. He is one of the few people who have a happy ending.
In fact, Wu Laogou is one of the few wise men in the Nine Gates, but he keeps a low profile and knows a lot.
6, black-backed old six
Old Six with a black back is an alien in the Old Nine Gates, a swordsman with a knife and unkempt face. At the beginning, the black-backed old six in others' eyes was a madman, and he was called Crazy Six, a madman who only owed his life but not money.
Old six with a black back only cares about three things in his life, the knife and cigarette in his hand, and the other is Bai Yi. In fact, Bai Yi looked down on Liu's black back at first and just wanted to take his money. Liu Ye said to save money for her. She said that she would pay back the money owed to Baiwenhang, but if she did, she would borrow more.
Later, Aunt Bai got old and was forced to sell to Nanyang as a coolie. On the road of snowstorm, Sixth Master rode thousands of miles alone and carried it to Aunt Bai. Everyone remembers that a string of blood footprints stretched to the end of the road in the city. Since then, no one has ever been called Crazy Six. It was said a long time ago that it must be Sixth Master.
Since taking back Bai Yi, Sixth Master has lived a very stable life. At least in those days, Liu Ye's clothes were clean and his hair and beard were trimmed, like a normal person. It's just that old six with a black back is doomed to tragedy. When Jude Kao's incident happened, when Jay kuya asked someone to clean up for the Buddha, he wrote a letter from the black-backed old six. This is because the black-backed old six is alienated from others in the old nine gates. Even if a person is not easy to attract people's attention, his identity is the most important, and he will not inform others if he runs away.
7. Huo Xiangu
Huo Xiangu is the head of the third gate and the only woman in the ninth gate. In fact, there are not many stories and introductions about Huo Xiangu, but she is a heart-and-soul beauty.
When Mrs Huo died, Huo Xiangu became the master with the support of Wu Laogou. Huo Xiangu and Wu Laogou also have an ambiguous past. If cousin Jay kuya hadn't shown up, they might have become a couple.
One night, Huo Xiangu got drunk and slept in Wu Laogou's house, while Wu Laogou happened to have an eye addiction. In fact, Huo Xiangu didn't sleep, and Wu Laogou was glad he didn't do anything, otherwise he would confess for the rest of his life. Also on that day, Wu Laogou made a pot of fish soup, saying that he would give the dog an enema and drove Huo Xiangu away. However, after Huo Xiangu left, Wu Laogou packed the fish soup and gave it to a more pungent girl. After Wu Laogou left, a girl in the tree in the yard looked at the direction of his departure with tears on her face.
Huo Xiangu can't be with Wu Laogou after all, but she is not a simple woman after all. Later, the Huo family disappeared, but actually disappeared behind the scenes and reappeared when Wu Xie made a scene at the Crescent Hotel. The power of the Huo family is still not small.
8. Qi Tiezui
The old nine men are all big families, only the black-backed old six is a lone swordsman, and there is only one minor disability at home. Qi Tiezui's handicap is very small, which is the fragrant hall behind his fortune-telling booth. Other people's homes have long been eliminated, but the business of terms is booming, just because of Qi Tiezui's special tricks.
An iron mouth has passed the spring and autumn period, seeking destiny all the way. It's hard to say whether Qi Tiezui is a psychic or a wise man, but he is really a wise man and has seen many things clearly. Buddha Zhang once invited Qi Tiezui, but he never met him. He just wrote a note saying that he would not join the army or go into politics. If forced, he would leave Changsha. Of course, Qi Tiezui is also a idle temper, and his speech is very unreliable. He always thinks about Wu Laogou's dog. When playing mahjong in the red house in February, he said that if Wu Laogou lost, he would just pick a hot pot from his dog and stew it. If you lose, let Wu Laogou stab him a few times.
9. Jay kuya
Jay kuya is the smartest man in Laojiu. He is good at setting and breaking games. He can remember all the terrain in Changsha in his mind.
When Jude took the exam, Buddha Zhang found Jay and hoped that he could do something. After reading all the letters, Jay kuya arranged them in two piles. Every letter he folded casually was exactly the same. This is his extremely cautious and rigorous principle of life. However, if the Buddha doesn't do it, someone will. The Buddha asked Xie Jiu what to do. He was silent for a moment, then said, "The executioner's son committed a capital crime and wanted to be executed in the middle of the year. Will the executioner let others touch the knife or do it yourself? "
When leaving Frost's office, Jay kuya put his pistol in a thick stack of letters on his desk. Above those letters, it is the name of the black-backed old six.
Old Jiumen, these nine people have their own skills and legends. Buddha Zhang is a unique figure, no matter the pattern or ability, it is not comparable to others; Old Liu with a black back, Chen Pi A Si and February Hong all showed their unique skills, and their martial arts were superb. Half a plum is biting, and the buddy is the strongest; Wu Laogou, Qi Tiezui and Xie are all wise men, and Huo Xiangu is also a heroine. In a word, these nine people are not self-styled, but are well-known because of their own skills in that era when information is blocked.
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