English jokes with translation encyclopedia?

Folk jokes are a popular folk narrative type, which is rich in materials and has a wide practical basis. I have edited short English jokes and translated them. Welcome to read!

A short English joke with translation: How to avoid being caught driving under the influence of alcohol?

Dear miss know-it-all, how can you go out and drink all night without being drunk and driven?

Dear insider, do you know that drinking at night is not drunk driving?

Go to the baseball field.

Go to the baseball field.

A short English joke with translation: liar

Hey, dad, how do you know a person is lying?

Hey, dad, how do I know who's lying?

Do I know? Ask an expert.

Dad: How should I know? Ask an expert.

A: OK. Hey, mom. ...

A: Oh, Mom ~ ~

I want to join your liar club.

I want to join your liar club.

Ok, you need to fill out an application form.

Ok, you need to fill out an application form.

C: Occupation?

C: Occupation

Mule leather worker.

Mule driver

C: age?

C: age?

B: 20

B: 20

C: weight?

C: weight?

B: 92 pounds.

B: 92 pounds

Captain: Hey, what the hell ... Go inside and make yourself at home!

Oh, hell, you can go home anytime.

English joke with translator: smoking while playing.

I heard that smokeless tobacco has been banned.

I heard that smokeless tobacco has been banned.

B: Great! This is very helpful for all thumbs.

B: Great! Just helped those stupid people.

A: What's going on?

What do you mean?

B: He can't chew and play at the same time anyway.

B: Anyway, he can't smoke and play at the same time.

Short English jokes with translation: disappointment and unhappiness

Bad luck and bad luck, bad luck and bad luck, you wrote bad luck and bad luck.

A: Disappointment and unhappiness are both disappointments.

Just once, why can't you write about melancholy and happiness?

Why not write happy or unhappy?

Because they don't rhyme.

Because it rhymes.