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Hug left and right, be happy to be a flying father.

Hold the left and the right, and be a happy father's day in August. The date of interviewing the cover figures was July 15, which happened to be wedding date, the twin son of artist Chen Jianzhou (hereinafter referred to as Blake) who just turned six months old! This magazine invites blacks to share their parenting experience with readers! Humorous black people gossip with everyone and sincerely show his true manly temperament of "loving his family, loving his son and loving his wife"; Feitian Shuang Bao's Q cute little face completely cured the fans' hearts. No wonder the true feelings of black people that "having children is enough" are beyond words. I hope to give more people endless family positive energy! Black best masterpiece! Shuang Bao, who inherited Christine and black slender lines, is a pair of premature twins, but under the care of Christine's successful unloading and Qi Xin, who loves his mother and father, Feitian's growth curve is simply "flying", which doesn't make people feel premature at all.

The joy of Father's Day begins with the flying brothers ... 20 15 15. Christine successfully gave birth to a pair of lovely twins-Ruifei and Ruixiang (hereinafter referred to as Feixiang) for black people. The black man said half jokingly that he was happy to celebrate Father's Day because he finally had something to do! In fact, the black father died early, so Father's Day could have been spent with grandpa. However, after the deaths of black grandfathers in recent years, Father's Day is a special anniversary for black people to remember their elders.

When others are celebrating Father's Day, friends and brothers around blacks know that this day belongs to the day when blacks especially want to be alone, so they will automatically avoid interference. However, Tang Bobo, who loves his elder very much, always regards black people as his own son, so he will call black people and say some encouraging words: "Black people, it doesn't matter, Tang Bobo watched you grow up, don't be sad on Father's Day, you must live well!" Unexpectedly, a solemn word of comfort turned into an embarrassing laugh of the elder version.

The black man who always infects people with optimistic humor said that this Father's Day, because he flew to his side, made him taste the meaning and fun of being a father for the first time. Therefore, this is definitely one of the most important milestones in his life. He can be remembered as the cover figure of Babies and Mothers magazine in August, which convinced the blacks that all this will be the best and most brilliant Father's Day memory in life.

Do blacks have any special Father's Day gifts? At first, the black man replied jokingly, of course, he wanted Ferrari's 458…, and then he smiled. In fact, what black people want to say is not a famous car, but a "flying brother". Because Shuang Bao, a fat town, is a pair of premature babies, blacks, like Christine and parents all over the world, often worry about their children's growth during their growth experience six months ago. Fortunately, the baby has grown up healthily for six months (the day of shooting), which makes the black people more deeply understand the anxiety of being parents.

Looking forward to flying and loving sports! Before Feifei was born, in fact, Christine and black people often read a lot of parenting information and tried their best to be good parents! Especially from the beginning of pregnancy, Christine will read a lot of the latest information about babies and mothers in each period, so as to understand the common doubts of parents and the correct parenting methods, including how parents should deal with certain situations of their children. However, since the birth of the Flying Brothers, these parenting rules have completely failed for some time.

Christine, who was eager to love his son, once said to the black people, "What should we do?" ! I will spoil these two children in the future, because I really can't bear to watch them cry and get hurt. It's really hard not to follow them! So the negro said to Christine wryly, "It doesn't matter. Anyway, I am black, and I will be responsible for singing bad faces in the future! " 」

On the other hand, black people who were originally athletes also expressed their hope to increase the proportion of physical education for their children's future education. Although you don't have to be a professional player, you must love sports very much! Because sports can really help children learn the requirements of team spirit and self-discipline, and have the positive power to persist, black people think this is a very important educational direction for children.

Humorous blacks added that although Mommy Fan studied music, blacks were very determined about children's physical exercise. It is said that even if the child grows up in the future, there may be music lessons, but he still insists on letting his little brother fly. After class, he must go to the stadium to report to Black Dad! However, although black people have expectations for their children, they still maintain a relaxed concept of upbringing, but they will not put too much pressure on them.

If children want to develop into professional athletes in the future, blacks hope they like it! As parents, they play the role of counselors around their children. Of course, if Feifei really wants to develop into the sports world in the future, then black people also expect Feifei to be an athlete who will win glory for the China team and contribute to the land of Taiwan Province Province. This is a glorious goal worth looking forward to.

Hold the left and the right, and be a happy father's day in August. The date of interviewing the cover figures was July 15, which happened to be wedding date, the twin son of artist Chen Jianzhou (hereinafter referred to as Blake) who just turned six months old! This magazine invites blacks to share their parenting experience with readers! Humorous black people gossip with everyone and sincerely show his true manly temperament of "loving his family, loving his son and loving his wife"; Feitian Shuang Bao's Q cute little face completely cured the fans' hearts. No wonder the true feelings of black people that "having children is enough" are beyond words. I hope to give more people endless family positive energy! Think strange tricks! Nourish love and marriage. From communication to marriage and having children, love is as sweet as first love. How did they do it? The man in black replied with a smile, in fact, after a long time of 14, it is reasonable to say that he should have experienced two seven-year itch, so how to keep sweet, the man in black said, depends on constantly thinking about some "tricks"! But why is it called a "strange move"? Black people say it's to keep love fresh.

Black people think that after more than ten years, even friends will quarrel or see each other unhappy, not to mention husband and wife, so we should try to get rid of the little tricks or living habits that the other party doesn't like; In addition, after 14 years, there will be at least 14 birthdays or anniversaries, but thanks to modern 3C products, in social software, the other half's every move will leave traces, so boys can still do what girls like, and it is certainly not difficult to make their wives happy!

Secondly, black people think that the most important thing for couples to get along with is a sense of humor! Because a sense of humor is needed everywhere between husband and wife or between friends, even in social work or interpersonal relationships, if a person can have enough sense of humor, he will not be so stiff in many cases. Or you can put out each other's anger in an instant, in exchange for bursts of cheerful laughter from both sides. However, the premise is that the role played by the husband must be thick-skinned. Of course, the black man also said with self-deprecation: "Fortunately, I have a thick skin! 」

Because Christine is pregnant at an advanced age, and having twins is a high-risk pregnancy, blacks have had a lot of worries about Christine, but they are grateful when they think about it all the way. Until the day when Christine's water broke, Christine even said to the black people, if a mother can only raise one child, please help me raise this child! The black man, who has always been witty in words, can't answer this sentence for a long time, but his heart is infinitely painful. It also made blacks deeply feel the greatness of a woman's pregnancy and childbirth. It's really hard to do your best to say a few words. They only expect to accompany, listen and take care of their wives and mothers all their lives.

Play games with children to keep fit! Usually, black people try to be a universal father, but Sunday is a nanny holiday, so it is a "preparation day" for black people. In addition to sleeping in the nanny's bed and accompanying two brothers sleeping in different cribs, a black man will be a competent wet nurse. If his brother is awakened by crying at night, he will immediately coax the children. Double the training ability to take care of the baby. For example, baby poop cleaning, diaper changing, milk soaking feeding, non-staple food feeding, and Feitian's fashionable clothes are all arranged by blacks, but they are still at ease. I just hope Feitian can get full care from his parents.

Feixiang's favorite little game, which he plays with Black Dad every day, is weightlifting. Black people describe that whenever I lie flat on the mat, I support two brothers who weigh seven pounds and nearly eight pounds with my palm; That is to say, the baby is caught by the palms of men in black, rises slowly like a ladder car, and then descends slowly (up and down about 50 times). At this time, the flying buddy will open his eyes and look forward to it, smirking happily; The man in black said with a smile, because he just doesn't have time to go to the gym, so he can not only play with Fei, but also exercise the muscle lines inside and outside his arm!

In the process of playing with Feifei, although the child is still young (about five months), the black dress person said that once two brothers were lying on the mat and didn't deliberately stare at the child's face. But when the black man turned to look at the child, he suddenly found that the Feifei brothers were staring at the black father's face. After a while, they looked at it and laughed together. That scene simply melted the black heart!

Hold the left and the right, and be a happy father's day in August. The date of interviewing the cover figures was July 15, which happened to be wedding date, the twin son of artist Chen Jianzhou (hereinafter referred to as Blake) who just turned six months old! This magazine invites blacks to share their parenting experience with readers! Humorous black people gossip with everyone and sincerely show his true manly temperament of "loving his family, loving his son and loving his wife"; Fei Tian Shuang Bao Q Meng's little face completely cured the fans' hearts. No wonder the true feelings of black people that "having children is enough" are beyond words. I hope to give more people endless family positive energy! The secret of accompanying children to grow up happily is shared by blacks with a sense of humor. How to cultivate children's sense of humor? He said seriously that he just read a complete joke or a complete two-part allegorical saying, and then he laughed first. In fact, what black people want to say is that humor should be influential and subtle, provided that you can always maintain an optimistic heart and a positive attitude! So black people think that the highest level of humor is "self-mockery". If you are willing to lower your body and have a strong heart, you can turn other people's attacks on you into positive emotions, and face them with a smile, and the problem will not be difficult to face!

In the past seven years, black people have continued to participate in the love life project, silently cheering for many seriously ill children. Among them, they have participated in countless farewell ceremonies for their children, the youngest of which is only seven years old, plus the air crash of their black father and the death of their grandfather. When these life experiences are accumulated, positive energy becomes more important to him. He said that when you have seen the saddest thing in life, you will feel that there is no need to be so obsessed with life. You should live well for these families who love you. From the moment you open your eyes in the morning, you can start burning your life without regrets.

How to coordinate between couples with twins? Christine, who usually doesn't get enough sleep, is actually very upset about the hard work of his wife and children. Therefore, I also hope my wife can relax more. Of course, black people should love and take care of their wives, but fortunately, the two babies are finally six months old (the day of shooting)! Then Christine and black people can finally get through the days when babies live in the intensive care unit, and gradually enjoy such a family atmosphere with ease!

Black people say that when his wife is depressed, her husband's love for her is to keep quiet and nod obediently, just like the freshmen in the West Point Military Academy film responded to the chief's three sentences: "Yes, sir! No, sir. No excuses, sir! 」; Always put your wife first, don't make any excuses! So the black man said, so every time I go home, I must kiss my wife's forehead first, and then blow a kiss!

Happy Father's Day! The black man who became a father for the first time loved his family, wife and children. Now he thinks flying two babies is the best masterpiece of his life. His love for his wife and two children is beyond measure! So black people also expect themselves. The biggest lesson at this stage is to keep healthy, listen to your wife and eat more light food. I also wish dads all over the world happy every day, enjoy your life and relax. This is the best secret of being a happy father!