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Urgent! English long jokes with translation
"Congratulations, you have twins x2." The man was very happy and said, "Ironically, I work for a hotel" for four seasons. "All three of them were happy until they saw their last partner jumping around, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work for 7-up!
Four good friends met in the hospital, and their wives were having a baby. The nurse came to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to twins." The man said, "It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." Men like it very much: "Well, what a coincidence. I .. you got two pairs of twins. " The man said happily, "That's ridiculous. I work in the Four Seasons Hotel." All three of them were happy, but the fourth partner was as anxious as ants on hot bricks, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work in 7-up! "
Hehe, one is more efficient than the other.
How much English can you speak?
"Your honor, I want to draw your attention to how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He came to new york a week ago and hardly knew the way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English. "
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
Chinese translation
"Mr. Judge, how unfair it is for my client to be accused of stealing. He just came to new york a week ago and hardly knows the way. Besides, he can only speak a few English words. "
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
Good boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "
"She is a candy seller."
Good boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "
"She sells sweets."
Nest and hair
My sister is a primary school teacher. One of her students told her that a bird has built its nest in a tree outside the classroom.
"What bird?" My sister asked.
"I don't see any birds, madam, only a bird's nest," the child replied.
"Then, can you describe this bird's nest for us?" My sister encouraged her.
"Well, madam, it's like your hair."
Precautions:
(1) notify v.
(2) nest n. nest; nesting
3. Description
(4) Encourage
(5) reassemble v. similarity; similar
18. Nest and hair
My sister is a primary school teacher. Once, a student told her that a bird had built a nest in a tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird is it?" Sister asked her.
"Teacher, I don't see any birds, only a bird's nest." The child replied.
"So, can you describe this bird's nest for us?" My sister encouraged her.
"Oh, teacher, just like your hair."
I just bit my tongue.
"Are we poisonous?" The young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she answered. "Why do you ask?"
"Because I just bit my tongue!"
Precautions:
Poisonous
Because I just bit my tongue because I just bit my tongue. Cause in the sentence is the abbreviation of cause.
I just bit my tongue.
"Are we poisonous?" A young snake asked its mother.
"Yes, dear," she answered. "Why do you ask?"
"Because I just bit my tongue."
A woman who fell down
It was rush hour, and I rushed to a train at new york Central Station. As I approached the gate, a plump middle-aged woman rushed up from behind, lost her foothold on the smooth marble floor and slipped on her back. Her momentum brought her close to my shoes. However, before I could help her, she had climbed up. She calmed down, winked at me and said, "Do you always let beautiful women fall at your feet?"
A depraved woman
During the rush hour, I hurried to new york Luxury Center Station to catch the train. Near the door, a chubby middle-aged woman rushed from behind, only to find that she slipped on the smooth marble floor and slipped on her back. Her inertia brought her close to my feet. I was going to help her, but she stood up by herself. She calmed down, picked my eyebrows and said, "Are there always beautiful women falling at your feet?"
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