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Ji Ling fought Guan Yu, and 30 games were tied. 10 Why was the match picked by Zhang Fei?

It is far from enough to judge the strength of Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Ji Ling only by their combat achievements. Just like all kinds of competitive sports now, the ranking of players is not only based on the result of a game.

In fact, even if we only refer to Ji Ling, we may not come to the conclusion that Zhang Fei's force is superior to Guan Yu's.

Let's briefly review the two engagement records in romance novels.

In order to weaken the separatist forces around him, Cao Cao asked Liu Bei to tidy up Yuan Shu in the name of the son of heaven, and at the same time gave Yuan Shu false news that Liu Bei was coming to attack him.

Liu Bei didn't dare to refuse to serve the imperial edict, and Yuan Shu was simple-minded, so the two armies met at Xuyi on the Huaihe River. They don't eat crayfish or drink beer, but fight in array.

Yuan Shu sent an army of 654.38 million men led by Shandong General Ji Ling. Liu Bei's forces here are thin, and the general recruited this time is Guan.

Ji Ling thinks that the soldiers are stronger than Ma Zhuang. As soon as he opened his mouth on the battlefield, he scolded a village man like Liu Bei, and then hacked with a knife in one go. Guan Yu is quick in eye and quick in hand. What an ordinary man! He dared to play broadsword in front of Guan Yu and rushed forward to meet Ji Ling. The two men fought 30 times, regardless of the outcome, but Ji Ling suddenly swung a "knife". "Wait, it's halftime. I want a drink!"

Without saying anything, Guan Yu immediately closed his knife and returned to the array, waiting patiently. Unexpectedly, Ji Ling was cheated. He didn't go up, but he called the lieutenant to play. Guan Yu reminded each other that I just wanted to compete with Ji Ling. Unexpectedly, that guy took kindness as a donkey's liver and lung, and even joked that Guan Yu was humble and unworthy, and was no match for General Ji. Master Guan was furious and killed him at once.

When Liu Bei saw this, he immediately launched a general assault, making Ji Ling shrink across the river and dare not fight.

A few years later, Liu Bei and Yuan Shu fought again. This time, however, the situation was completely reversed. Liu Bei took fifty thousand Wei Jun and shut down two brothers.

And Yuan Shu here is miserable. Since he proclaimed himself emperor, he has been arrogant and extravagant, and when he encountered a famine, he left behind all those who had a way out. Yuan Shu couldn't bear it, and went to Yuan Shao with the rest of the army and the decree.

As a pioneer in Yuan Shu, Ji Ling took the lead in meeting Liu Bei's army. It is said that the last time Ji Ling attacked Xiao Pei, Ji Ling wanted to attack and Zhang Fei wanted to fight. It was Lu Bu who put down the war.

However, Zhang Fei still has that evil spirit in his heart, and now he is particularly jealous of the narrow road. Without saying anything, Zhang Fei went up and clicked on the stamp. We couldn't get together, but Zhang Fei suddenly gave a lion roar, and Ji Ling was stabbed under the horse. Then, Yuan Shu was defeated, did not drink honey water, and vomited blood and died.

Comparing these two battles, we can still find some differences.

Ji Ling played Guan Yu, strong and strong, which can be said to be proof; When fighting Zhang Fei, he was like a lost dog, always in a state of anxiety. Boss Yuan can't eat honey water, and it's a problem whether employees can fill their stomachs.

In fact, if we objectively evaluate Ji Ling, his martial arts level is not weak. You see, he used a 50-pound three-pointed knife. He can wield such a heavy weapon, which proves that his strength is not bad.

Qinglong crescent moon blade weighs 82 Jin, and Guan Yu's strength is naturally better. Two knives fight for internal force. When they reached the age of 30, Ji Ling asked for a rest, but he was exhausted. If you fight again, I'm afraid it's a dead end.

However, Zhang Fei is different. He used a snake spear, paying attention to skill and speed. When a powerful weapon like a knife meets a gun with high speed, if you can't handle the other person in a few minutes, your energy consumption will inevitably be greater than the other person. After your physical fitness drops sharply, it is easy for the other party to seize the loophole.

Let's take a look at Guan Yu's generals. Except for Lu Bu who painted a halberd with Tian Fang and Huang Xu who used an axe, others fought with him dozens of times or even more with knives, such as Huang Zhong, Pound and Chu Xu.

Almost all the players who played against Zhang Fei used guns, such as Ma Chao and Zhang He. Those who fought him with a knife were obviously at a disadvantage, such as Shu generals Yan Yan and Ji Ling. Even Xu Chu was shot by Zhang Fei, but he was already drunk.

In other words, a master with a knife like Ji Ling met Guan Yu with the same knife, and he lost when his physical strength was exhausted; Speaking of Zhang Fei with a gun, his speed and strength can't catch up with each other, so it's not surprising that he lost quickly.