Short and concise funny quotes, so classic

1. It’s good to know what you are.

2. You must get online for me tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument.

3. When I transform into a swan, you are still an egg!

4. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

5. A good dog doesn’t block the road, everything that blocks the road is a roadblock!

6. If you love me, please raise your left hand; if you love others, please raise your middle finger.

7. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge! The Master said on the river: "It would be great to have a boat!"

8. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

9. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel...

10. Don't blame the dog for following you if you have a bun...

11 , I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig can no longer describe your stupidity.

12. What is your lung capacity? How can you boast so much?

13. Your new love is not someone else’s broken shoe.

15. When I loved you, you hit me and scolded me, but I endured it. If I don’t love you anymore, try touching me again.

16. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will generate heat. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.

17. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare!

18. The sky is vast and the fields are vast, and the grass is blown by the wind and you can see cow and sheep excrement!

19. Give me a proper position, don’t fart randomly, and don’t take yourself too seriously.

20. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black.

21. Wearing low-cut clothes and covering them with your hands is so unethical.

22. Life is so damn fun, because life keeps fucking playing with me.

23. When our love rival fell into the water, we could only pee.

24. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become your last words.

25. Driving is easy, as long as there are new people! Short and concise classic mood quotes

Happiness is just a momentary fragment, a small section.

I hope you are happy, even if I am not a part of this happiness.

I am afraid that my memory is like an hourglass, becoming less and less and one day it will become blurry.

I deepened and extended the pain. The smoke occupied all the air and made it impossible to breathe.

No matter how beautiful reality is, there is no more beauty than memories, and no matter how beautiful memories are, there is no more beauty than imagination.

Waiting for your concern, waiting until I close my heart.

Love is not a game that starts when you say it starts and ends when it ends.

It’s not that you are not qualified to love me, it’s just that I am not qualified to let you love me.

Although you dress very seductively, you look very safe.

Nowadays, silence is added to silence, and there is no longer any reluctance.

Simplicity is not an attitude, but a kind of satisfaction.

Even with the lingering breath, all the results are pitifully solid.

The bravest thing in the world is to smile and listen to you talk about the love between you.

I said I want you to live happily, so let me be the protagonist of lovelorn love.

The world is changing, and the only constant is that it keeps changing.

Only by giving up what you want can you choose to do the right thing.

If you shed tears, my heart will be wet first.

The oath turned into a lie, and my heart was torn into pieces by you.

We are all growing up. The more we realize loss, the more we miss possession.

When something becomes a habit, it is no longer easy to care about the gains and losses, and you forget to stop.

It was just a puppet show. Even if you have to cry, the tears must be real.

I would rather throw away the sand that I can’t grasp.

Some people say that you can only put it down if you pick it up. Why can’t I put you down after I picked it up?

At that moment, I suddenly wanted to cry, and suddenly, I really wanted to cry very much.

If men exist for money, then women exist to take care of men’s money; if women exist for desire, then men exist to satisfy women’s desires.

I have a heart that will accompany you until you grow old.

I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection.

At the next intersection, I miss a certain temperature.

If the contraceptive effect is unsuccessful, you will become an adult.

I won’t be able to bear it if we are intimate, even if you are both women.

In this world, not all love is the best love, and settling for the second best is still a way of love.

Only when I met you did I realize that calling me coquettish was too much of a compliment, and it was simply humiliating myself in front of you.

Just like in this strange city, I see the sun behind me, full of vicissitudes of life.

Even painful memories are also imprints of our lives. We cannot forget them and we should not forget them.

I don’t have to do it with you, and you don’t have to do it with me. It’s really a misunderstanding.

A fool has the happiness of a fool, and a madman has the happiness of a madman. I envy them that they can be so carefree.

Missed seasons, wrong words, we make them again and again until we pass them by.

Life is too difficult. In order to master the art of eating, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

I built a wall of silence and licked the rotten wounds alone.

Choose the simplest thoughts to interpret the rough life.

Love is like fine sand held in the hand, which gradually disappears because of too much force.

The so-called life is actually about constantly encountering and then separating from love.

Life is always like this, you hurt others inadvertently, and you are hurt by others inadvertently.

Now I find that we have been learning to be sad since we were young.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. I am more polite, so you hang up first.

See it through but don’t tell it through, and continue to be friends.

Is there such a person that you say you want to give up countless times, but you still can’t let go?

But you don’t understand me. You didn’t tell me that you were leaving, leaving me alone to stay in our memories.

I want to be a bright woman who can add some sunshine to life; I want to be a quiet woman who can comfort my friends when they are down.

Your eyes are the sea that I will never encounter again.

Listen quietly to the songs you like, and watch the people you like from a distance.

It’s not easy for two people to be together, and I really don’t want to miss it just like that.

Three months, thank you for being with me.

Broken shoes will always be shabby shoes and cannot change their appearance.

Some people say that the more bustling and noisy it is, the harder it is to hide loneliness. This is absolutely true, and my loneliness comes from you.

Throw away everything in my world and take you far away.

Walk to a water-poor place and sit down to watch the clouds rise.

At first glance, I think you don’t look very good, but upon closer inspection... it’s better to look at you at first glance.

I will definitely fight for my career, and I will never give up on you.

Gradually I came to understand that it is actually quite good to be alone.

What I once thought would last forever is actually just a chance encounter.

A person's world is very quiet, so quiet that you can hear your own breathing and heartbeat.

This world is so dirty, who has the right to say sadness.

Every trauma is a kind of maturity.

When you know the confusion, you are not pitiful. When you don’t know the confusion, you are the most pitiful.

Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem cannot be saved.

People who use harm to others to cover up their shortcomings are shameful.

A person who is full of jealousy, is not honest in his heart, and speaks incorrectly cannot be regarded as a person with good facial features.

Tell more jokes and deal with things with a humorous attitude, so that your life will be easier.

Those who live in the applause of others cannot withstand the test.

Silence is the best answer to slander.

Many years later, if you are married, and if I am not, I will tell your son to be careful on the way home from school.

In fact, loving someone feels really good, and hugging is also a reality.

Live in my heart, have you paid the rent?

We are obviously not strangers, but we pretend to be strangers.

If you take the initiative for a long time, you will get tired, and if you care for a long time, you will collapse.

The bold price is to put it down first.

I pretend not to care about you, but it’s me who hurts.

No matter how high the mountain is, there will be immortality. If the water is not deep, there will be spirituality if there are dragons.

The hourglass remembers the time we forget.

The world is like a mirror: frown at it and it will frown back at you, smile at it and it will smile back at you.

Give you some sunshine and you will say it is brilliant; give you some moonlight and you will say it is romantic.

My stubbornness is causing you harm.

I will not be lonely on a solo journey, because I am always walking with my own shadow.

Being impulsive means that you are still passionate about life. Being always impulsive means that you still don’t understand life.

Short and concise classic inspirational quotes

1. A person’s true happiness is not to stay in the light, but to stare at the light from a distance and run towards it, right there. Only in the time when you are desperately forgetting yourself can you find the true fulfillment of life.

2. Give yourself a hope every day, try not to worry about tomorrow, don’t sigh for yesterday, just make today better!

3. We always comfort others It was too good, but when it was my turn, I lost my sense of proportion.

4. Just because you are in a bad mood alone does not mean that the whole world needs to be sad with you.

5. No one can stay pure all the way to the end, but remember, don’t forget your original self.

6. When someone pushes you down from a high place, it is the best time for you to spread your wings and fly high.

7. Look at people with your time and heart, not with your eyes.

8. When your mistakes are exposed, don't lose your temper. Don't think that being willful or noisy can hide or overcome your shortcomings.

9. Without the language of love, all words are boring.

10. Even if you miss the beautiful narcissus blooming in the water, don’t forget that deep in the lonely corner of the valley, wild lilies also have their own spring!

11. Life is too short. If you give up today, you may not get it tomorrow.

12. Dream is a naive word, realizing dream is a cruel word.

13. Only reincarnation continues to turn, the sun rises and the moon sets, and the grass and trees wither. Who said: Time is still there, but we are flying by.

14. The spring water in the mountain stream sings a beautiful song after twists and turns.

15. Unless a person has confidence himself, he will not bring confidence to others.

16. Refuse severe smelting, the ore is no more valuable than before it was discovered.

17. As long as you have faith, you will never be frustrated.

18. A person obsessed with hope is no different from a woodcutter waiting for something to happen.

19. Failure is just a temporary cessation of success. If I can’t, I must; if I want, I will definitely be able!

20. People who lose money lose little. He who loses his health loses much, and he who loses his courage loses everything.

21. Determination of goals is one of the most necessary sources of strength in character and one of the weapons for success. Without it, genius will be in vain in the confusing path of contradictions.

22. There is no need to rush, what is coming will always come, at the right time, with the right person, and for the right reason.

23. People always cherish what they don’t get and forget what they have.

24. As long as people do not lose their direction, they will not lose themselves.

25. If you are alive for one day, you are blessed and you should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I realized that someone had no feet.

26. Thoughts are like drills. They must be concentrated on one point to gain power.

27. Giving up is not an absolute in life.

28. The most gratifying thing for a person: his parents are still alive, he has two or three close friends, and he has a lover who cannot be stolen. Everything else is just an illusion, don't worry too much.

29. With fewer preset expectations, the care for others will be more comfortable.

30. No matter what your mood is, don’t let yourself be decadent. Be clean and presentable from head to toe every day. Be a woman who lives a delicate life with or without makeup, and always wear a smile.

31. It is easiest to leave footprints on soft sand, but it is also easiest to be erased by the tide.

32. It is the blood shed by warriors on the way up, and it is also the tears shed by cowards when they are disappointed.

33. Believe in your goals, work hard, work hard, keep working hard!

34. Horses are made by running, strong soldiers are made by fighting.

35. Steering the rudder of destiny is struggle. Don’t have any illusions, don’t give up any opportunity, and don’t stop working hard every day.

36. As far as your eyes can see, you can go as far as you can.

37. Change yourself and challenge yourself, starting now.

38. If you want to change your destiny, you must first change yourself.

39. Today’s success is due to yesterday’s accumulation, and tomorrow’s success depends on today’s efforts. Success requires a process.

40. Your destiny is in your own hands, and you can create your destiny whether it is good or bad.

41. If you believe you can do it, you will have endless energy.

42. If you are determined to succeed, you must be your own king.

43. It rained yesterday, the wind blew today, and the sun will come out tomorrow.

44. A person who does not get angry is a fool, but a person who does not get angry is a truly wise man.

45. Millions of people have failed because they did not do things thoroughly. They often stop doing things just one step away from success.

46. Faith is an indestructible sword.

47. Climb to the highest level, and you will suddenly find that the scenery there is something you are accustomed to.

48. Your experimental spirit in learning is very valuable.

49. The road through the clouds only kisses the footsteps of climbers.

50. I am proud of your performance today.

51. When a person truly awakens, he gives up pursuing the wealth in the external world and begins to pursue the real wealth in his inner world.

52. Be kind to your hobbies, don’t let them make way for learning, let them serve learning.

53. Loose strings can never play the strong note of the times.

54. Face the past with the least regret, face the present with the least waste, and face the future with the most confidence.

55. Behind every hard work, there must be a double reward.

56. Don’t let the boat of pursuit be anchored in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail towards the sea of ??real life.

57. Thoughts are like drills. They must be concentrated on one point to gain power.

58. The most exquisite gems have been polished by craftsmen for the longest time. The most precious carvings receive the most blows from chisels.

59. A person obsessed with hope is no different from a woodcutter waiting for something to happen.

60. Without wind and waves, there would be no daring pioneers; without thorns, there would be no unyielding pioneers.

61. All the beautiful feelings in the world combined are not worth a noble action.

62. When the struggling feet crush their own hotbed, they open up a path of creation.

63. Standing on the shoulders of giants is to surpass them.

64. Even if the bamboo roots are buried underground and no one can see them, they will never stop exploring and strive to sprout new shoots.

65. The sweat of the cultivator is the milk that nourishes the growth of seeds.

66. If you don’t cultivate and sow, no matter how fertile the fertile soil is, you won’t be able to grow crops; if you don’t struggle and don’t create, no matter how beautiful your youth is, you won’t be able to bear fruit.

67. Keeping corals away from the erosion of rough waves? That is tantamount to ruining their beauty.

68. Hope can only be more powerful if it is accompanied by diligence.

69. No matter how good the seeds are, if they are not sown, they will not bear fruit.

70. There are no two identical people in the world. No matter how ordinary it is, it is still a limited edition.

71. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure and dare to struggle and stand out.

72. With fewer preset expectations, the care for others will be more comfortable.

73. The meaning of vitality lies in struggle, because the world itself is an arena.

74. Showing off requires an audience, and showing off just makes us lose the audience.

75. Spring water, the more tortuous the road of struggle, the purer the soul.

76. Without the energy to break out of the ground and fight against the wind and snow, the future of a seed is no better than that of a fallen leaf.

77. Every successful person has a beginning. Only by having the courage to start can you find the way to success.

78. If we throw stones for a lifetime, even if we close our eyes, we will definitely hit it successfully once.

79. Life is like a big stage, everyone has a role to play. As for what role you want to play, you have to decide for yourself.

80. Let us replace the worries beforehand with thinking and planning beforehand!

81. No matter when you start, the important thing is not to stop after you start.

82. One today is better than two tomorrows.

83. Just because the soles of your shoes are worn out does not mean that the road has come to an end.

84. Only by enduring hardships that others cannot bear, enduring anger that others cannot bear, and paying more than others will you enjoy more than others.

85. Standing on the shoulders of giants is to surpass them.

86. When you feel sad and painful, it is best to learn something. Learning will make you always invincible.

87. The curtain on the stage of life may open at any time. The key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to avoid it.

88. Realizing your dreams is more brilliant than dreaming in bed.

89. Positive people always turn suffering into positive motivation.

90. Don’t let the boat of pursuit be anchored in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail towards the sea of ??real life.

91. Passion and desire can overcome all difficulties.

92. To live a beautiful life requires great patience. One does not complain, the other does not explain.

93. Fate is the excuse of the weak, luck is the humility of the strong, there will definitely be glory, it just depends on how you go.

94. The greater the difficulty, the greater the glory.

95. Those who can overcome difficulties can turn difficulties into good opportunities.

96. If you suffer, thank life, that is the feeling it gives you; if you suffer, thank God, it means you are still alive. People's misfortunes often become their knowledge.

97. Do not give in in the face of disaster, but should be more brave to face it.

98. Without great difficulties, there will be no great cause.

99. To see a person’s mind, look at his eyes; to look at a person’s worth, look at his opponents; to look at a person’s cards, look at his friends.

100. Don’t care too much about your appearance, because ability is not written on your face. Short and concise funny and shocking stories

1. Even the largest church in the world cannot contain your sins.

2. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

3. The stock market is fiercer than tigers, and the real estate market is fiercer than stocks.

4. God will definitely forgive me, because that is his profession.

5. If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

6. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital!

7. Look at you! Looking at the back can scare thousands of troops, and turning around can scare away millions of lions.

8. People are parallel imports, but their hearts are licensed goods.

9. No matter how well-dressed you are, you will be knocked down by a brick.

10. I will work hard to realize my dreams to make up for the bragging I did when I was a child.

11. A true warrior dares to look at a beautiful girl and faces the bleak single life.

12. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

13. At your age and appearance, you have already fallen below the issue price.

14. Shake if you like it, roll if you don’t like it.

15. Never mention it not because you forget, but because you remember.

16. The smile with a 30-degree angle at the corner of your mouth cannot be found in Baidu search.

17. I want the whole world to know that I am very low-key.

18. It’s not that the road is uneven, it’s that you’re not good enough.

19. Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, make thousands of dollars, and become a heartthrob

20. Adults are expired children, and old people are expired adults.

21. The night gave me a black mouse, but I used it to play games until dawn

22. Whenever the charge horn sounded, I hurriedly hid in the ditch, because: I It's an undercover agent!

23. My heart is so broken that it looks like dumpling stuffing when I hold it out.

24. Playing the piano to a cow is not a skill, but talking to a cow is the real skill.

25. The road is long and long, so it is better for us to fight it.

26. When you do it right, no one will remember it. When you do it wrong, even breathing is wrong.

27. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

28. Most women like a man for one reason, that is, she can’t understand him.

29. It looks beautiful from a distance, but up close it makes you want to call the police.

30. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

31. You are the landlord of my land.

32. Dear, my eyelashes are drowning

33. If you think too much, you will definitely hurt too much.

34. Sadness turns left and happiness arrives.

35. Dreaming, everything is possible.

36. Face first on the ground, unable to recover.

37. If you ask me who is the most magnanimous person in the world, I will be told that I am the most magnanimous person.

38. Born into poverty and lack of money in the five elements.

39. When you walk to a place with limited water, you feel thirsty; when you sit and watch the clouds rise, you feel dizzy.

40. He who is small is not a gentleman, and he who is not poisonous is not a Trojan horse.

41. Alas! Say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn't.

42. I am embarrassed to arrest you, so why are you embarrassed to steal?

43. Anyway, my destiny is always different from their calculations. I don’t know whether they calculated it wrong or I lived it wrong.

44. Rabbits don’t eat grass near their nests, not to mention the quality is not good, so why bother looking for it around you.