After negotiating the building contract with others, they did a little work and took most of the money to break the contract and quit. After many understandings, the contractor did not have this abili

After negotiating the building contract with others, they did a little work and took most of the money to break the contract and quit. After many understandings, the contractor did not have this ability, which led to me. ... Celebrity story

Socrates was walking in the street, and someone hit him on the back with a stick until he couldn't stand squatting, but soon he stood up calmly. After witnessing the whole process, others saw that he didn't respond and asked him: You were beaten, why didn't you fight back? Socrates smiled and replied: The wild donkey kicks you, can you kick it?

Bernard Shaw liked riding a bike when he was young. Once he broke a leg, and his female classmates took care of him. Bernard Shaw was worried that he was not strong-willed, so he advised the female students and decided to slip away. But he accidentally fell down the stairs and broke his leg, and he really asked her if she wanted to do it with marriage. Bernard Shaw fainted when the schoolgirl nodded.

* Mao Mu said, "I am a man and have been with me for a long time, but I haven't come to a conclusion whether I am in love with his woman. The love test of this famous writer is a very unique point of view. He said, "There is only one way to test whether you really love him and whether you like his toothbrush. "

Ma Dayong was asked: Why is aging advancing? He retorted strongly and discontentedly: "I have dedicated my whole life to this disappointing day."

Fang, a famous figure in the Tang Dynasty, was not an official. Once he was seriously ill, his wife Lu said, "If I die, you don't want the widow to remarry. Romer's room, with one eye turned out, did not change his life. Later, Fang recovered from his illness, and the prime minister who had risen to a high position always respected his wife.

* Agatha, a female novelist. Christie's husband is an archaeologist. At a rally, a friend asked him, "What do you think of an imaginative woman like you marrying an antique player?" Detective novelist said: An archaeologist is the best husband you can want. The older things get, the more he likes them.

Voltaire visited Britain in 1727, and he found Britain very hostile. The roar of France and Britain gave him a group: kill him, the French are dead! Voltaire said, "English! You want to kill me because I'm French. It's hard to punish because I'm not English. Isn't that enough? The Englishman smiled and let him go back to the apartment safely.

* Chaplin will be assigned, directed and executed. He is a rare and versatile filmmaker. Once, his film crew had a meeting and flew around him. At first, he handcuffed several missed swatter, which is necessary for fly swatter. At the meeting, he held up a fly swatter, gesticulated wildly and looked at the fly mercilessly. But I called three times and missed. Later, the fly landed on the table in front of him. He slowly picked up the fly swatter and suddenly put down his weapon to let the fly fly away. Next, everyone saw it and said, why don't you kill it? The comedian shrugged and said, "This is not just a bird!

* Li Bai's poems are still buried at the source of the Quarry River, between his graves. Someone wrote a quatrain: the riverside quarries rotten soil, and Li Liuguang is eternal; Write two lines, with Lu Ban in front of the axe.

* Ouyang Xiu wrote about daily life in his later years, and his heart was very bitter. His wife told him not to, and said, "Why torture yourself? Are you afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu smiled and said, "Sir, you are not afraid of criticism, but you are afraid of jokes from future generations.

Lincoln once dreamed of attending a rally. When Lincoln passed by, the crowd let him pass. At this time, a large group of people, one whispered: "He is just an extraordinary face. Lincoln listened and said, "Friend, God looks at ordinary people, so many ordinary faces are born.

* andrew carnegie talks about the secret of his success: I think my greatest strength is that I can inspire enthusiastic people. The best way to appreciate a person, praise him and blame the boss is the easiest way to destroy the confidence of deployment. Before meeting people, addiction is to blow your hair, which is better than appreciation.

* Eliot China, president of Harvard University, said: I think Harvard can really be called a knowledge base, but I think Harvard can become a treasure house of knowledge because freshmen bring knowledge, while seniors who leave school have only a little knowledge.

* Cordova, a German doctor, once stood in the host's position at a banquet. He wanted to cut the barbecue on the table and give it to the guests. His first roast pork breast knife, a straight knife cut the knife, then cut mushrooms and stuffed pork bellies, and pulled it out quickly and excellently. Then he took out a holster from his pocket and cut his chest with a needle and thread. He patted the breast of the roast pig and sewed it up. The guest said with a smile: Investigate carefully, take good care of him, and soon reduce the walking distance below.

Qu Kai, a professor at Harvard University, silhouetted Shakespeare's authority. Once he accidentally stepped on the platform to teach Shakespeare, and he stood up. Aggressive student: I have been teaching for more than 40 years, and this is the first time I have fallen to the same level of audience!

Once a game imitating Chaplin was held somewhere, and as many as thirty or forty people participated. Chaplin himself hid the participants, and he was actually the third name. Chaplin thinks this is the biggest joke of his life!

* Smith, a female college student and boyfriend of American Women's University, came to the dormitory late and had to climb in, but the window was too heavy to relieve her strength. Suddenly, someone helped her by the window and whispered, don't let others see it. Climb in and have a look. The smiling is President Wilson.

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* Dr. Johnson, whose father runs a large second-hand bookstall, once the program is not far away, everyone goes to the market. It is raining. His father wants some books, and Dr. John Yun goes to the market to sell them. The other asked him to go three times, but Dr. Johnson was reading a thick book, and then his father pretended not to hear it or was ignored after it was absorbed. His father sighed and had to go in person. Dr. Johnson 18 years old. Fifty years later, he went to heaven at eleven o'clock. The local people saw the bloated old man kneeling in the middle of the street, his hat on the side of the crutch under his arm, and he bowed his head and knelt in the sun, tears streaming down his face. By this time, Dr. Johnson was already very famous, and everyone saw him. He said to everyone, "Fifty years ago, on the same day and at the same time, I didn't listen to his father, and now I am kneeling here to confess!" "

The bartender in Paris said, I can tell a customer's nationality if he drinks two double martinis. Love France, Spanish dance, bragging about German, singing in Italian, Ireland beat Americans to stand up and speak.

* Joey Acacia's trip to the East during the Pacific War met with General douglas macarthur, and they took a group photo together. Guangkouxing even said: "Use your camera, the most supreme!" But General MacArthur said, "This stage is based on my youngest son. He often expects his father to take photos with celebrities."

* Ouyang Xiu in his later years. His wife told him not to, and said, "Why torture yourself? Are you afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu smiled and said, "Sir, you are not afraid of criticism, but you are afraid of jokes from future generations.

Mark Twain and a young man are all in the newspaper. Six months later, the editor told him not to come tomorrow. Mark Twain asked why? The editor in charge said: Because you are too lazy. After listening to Mark Twain's reply with a smile, it took you a while to realize that I was lazy during the half year you wanted to go, but I knew it the first day I entered the newspaper.

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After the Han Dynasty, both Cao and Chen were very clever. One day, his father's Kong Ping came to visit him and he met him. He prepared Yangmei to entertain Kong Ping and jokingly asked, Is this fruit your family's? Yang Xiu immediately replied: I have never heard that poultry and peacocks are your home!

* In Song Dynasty, Hangzhou county magistrate and county magistrate Su Shi made a living by fans, but it was cold and fans could not be sold. So Dongpo, who owed taxes, told him to draw dead wood and rocks on fans, which attracted more than 20 fans and the only door in the county. People scrambled for orders, so they owed taxes and saw results.

Portrait painted by Italian Renaissance painter Raphael: Mary is holding her son, with the old man in the lower right corner and the maid in the lower left corner. However, there is just a big gap below that needs to be filled. When he saw two children in the window of a nearby bakery from the window of his studio, a 4-year-old boy looked up at the sky with his chin cupped, and his younger brother was lying on his little head in his arms, looking up at the sky and listening to his younger brother. Raphael thought it was beautiful, so he asked them to draw it in the lower part of the painting and add wings to turn it into two angels.

Someone asked Raphael how to draw beautiful works. He replied, "I had many dreams, and then I painted in them." Fantasy, making what people see invisible, will become visible entities invisible.

* Einstein used a mathematical formula at the press conference of his success in life: Assuming A is successful, then I can write the following formula: A = X+Y+Z, where X is work and Y stands for game reporter. Question: What does Z stand for? Einstein smiled and replied, Z, shut your mouth.

* Secretary Pauli, Finnish conductor. Mr. and Mrs. Sebo went to the United States to perform. They live in a house and often say that they are haunted. One day, a real ghost woke up. Sebo's wife showed it to her husband, but the conductor said, "No, honey, it's easy for you to go because you speak English better than anyone else."

When Mozart was six years old, he held his first solo concert in Munich Palace, Germany. The palace has smooth floors, palace doors and sliding. Then a little princess came and picked him up and kissed his hand. Mozart was very grateful. I don't know how to thank him. He said, "When I grow up, I must marry your bride. They burst out laughing when they heard this.

* 1948 In the US presidential election, President Truman rushed to his hometown from the White House to vote. A group of reporters came to the president's house, but they didn't see him. Later, when I met the President, a reporter asked him what had happened along the way. President Truman replied, "a police car stopped like the people below, instead of passing through this town."

Once, a reporter asked Kennedy: How did you become a hero in World War II? Kennedy replied, "They sank my cruiser and I became famous. As we know, Kennedy sank the enemy in a small boat DT-O 8, and he was also injured.

Socrates' wife is very active. Once she blew herself up. After she finished Socrates' scolding, Yu Nu didn't rest, so she took a big bucket of water and poured it on her husband's head. Socrates scratched his wet hair and said with a smile that it is a natural law to thunder and rain, which also proves that this is the truth.

Newton's research is very thoughtful. Once, when a friend invited him to dinner, he remembered a bottle of red wine. He told his friends that he was waiting for wine at home. Friends wait and wait, but Newton doesn't come back. Just watch. Newton was on his way home, and I came up with an experimental method. When we got home, we were attracted to the laboratory and started the experiment, completely forgetting to entertain our friends with wine. Another time, he was hungry and boiled eggs to eat, but I thought about it and put the eggs in the pot, which solved the problem. When you want to eat eggs, open the lid and take it as your pocket.

* Sima Guang was born in a courtier of a noble family in the Song Dynasty. Childhood wit, studious. Just turned 20, living in the exam. He is an honest official, and the official will spend time studying in Changli, which will definitely go down in history and become people's learning. He used his study time to make a log pillow specially. When the magical body goes to sleep, just turn it over and it will roll and wake up. You can continue to study and study, the "police pillow". Whenever Sima Guang needs a rest, he watches Police Pillow, which is the result of his research and eventually becomes a well-read person.