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List of Promotional Works in Du Lala
Introduction: Three months of private enterprise career.
Database character table
0 1. Loyalty comes from satisfaction
02. The difference between unrequited love and sexual harassment
03. Who is more important in the boss's mind?
04. Be consistent with your boss.
06. "Budget and schedule"
07. Does management care about details?
08. Professional inquiry and threatened abortion
09.5% is enough.
10. Don't be confused about who is the boss.
1 1. Different characteristics of the boss
12. Lovers are lovers
13. What should I do if I get involved and get angry?
14. Guess why we invited dinner.
15. 100 1 joke
16. The Last Rose
17. It is difficult to recruit people, and it is also difficult to find a job.
18. workplace dogma: use email with caution.
19. "bottom-up" or "top-down"
20. Two colleagues
2 1. If you want to be a manager, you can't relax: study, there is pressure.
22. Recognition must be timely.
23. Two Chinese explanations of "You deserve it"
24. The church apprentice starved to death.
25. Boss, you should know why I left.
26. Superior-subordinate matching
27. Walking between the lion and the tiger
28. White Wolf with Empty Gloves
29. Stupid and grumpy subordinates
I promise I will always be good to you.
3 1. Bureaucrats should think when making decisions and authorize when encountering difficulties.
32. murder
33. If you say that you are good or not, everyone says hello-"360-degree evaluation"
34. Setting work objectives should conform to the "SMART Principle"
35. What employees value most: promotion and salary increase.
36. Work high pressure main
37. When I give you my whole person and my whole heart.
38. Excessive personal power hinders organizational security.
39. uncertain times
40. "Yes" and "Synchronization"
Multiple functions of 4 1. Standard operating procedure (standard operating procedure)
42. Professional secretaries
43. eavesdropper
44. Jump
As long as I find out that you lied to me once, you are an untrustworthy person.
46. Work hard for the growth of subordinates.
47. Assessment Center (ACEC)
48. What is "immoral"
49. Ambush
50. French fries
5 1. Gao Shen
52. How to deal with such "three-phase" employees?
53. Live freely
54. Hold your hand and talk to Zicheng.
Du Lala's Promotion II
Du Lala 2: Chinese New Year is like water.
foreword
Database character table
1. Departure cost
2. Do you know?
3. Defend the individual and defend the classics that can only be dignified.
4. Anxious thirty-five years old
5. Wild lilies also have spring.
The story of 6.6. up
7. The problem also needs degree
8. Communicate according to facts and say "You are an hour late" instead of "You have no sense of time"
9. When we first arrived.
10. management trainees-"retarded" or "harmful"
1 1. Management trainees-1%.
12. A dispensable person can be replaced at any time.
13. It is your responsibility to make others willing to teach you.
14. Information should be transmitted in stages.
People who know too many secrets.
16. Unified dialogue template and powerful praise function.
17. Look at resources and indicators, or look at market potential.
18. What the new boss needs is to show determination.
19. People who want to be managers 1- standard
20. People who want to be managers 2- Pay the price of contradiction
2 1. People who want to be managers 3-Passion and ability at the age of forty
22. People who want to be managers 4-Extreme personality is the worst case.
23. People who want to be managers 5- Choose between influence and driving force
24. People who want to be managers 6- Angry headhunters
25. People who want to be managers 7- Job-hopping motivation
26. People who want to be managers 8- What to do and what to do easily
27. What is ready for the next stage?
28. Choosing a spouse is a second chance to change your destiny.
29. The accumulation of wealth takes time.
30. Angry "hook up with girls"
3 1. The boss can't learn from the boss, and the subordinates should do their jobs first.
32. Why is more important than what
33. It is not bad to be a "technical school" or a "sentimental school".
34. House slaves with high happiness index
35. Don't expect bargain hunting, you can buy when the trend is bullish.
36. The characteristics of high-potential talents-never satisfied with the status quo
37. Conference classics
Don't speak ill of the current manager, because the new manager will think: you are so noisy with him, maybe you will be like me in the future.
39.70% people tried to change jobs because they were too careful, and half of them took action.
40. Basis and scope of authorization
4 1. The principle of meeting and the cautious use of exclamation points
42. Carry the beauty to the end
43. Being sensible is valuable.
44. Subordinates have no gender.
45. It is safe to put down your bag.
46. Being laughed at or sympathized with
47. The taste of job hunting
48. immerse yourself in making money
49. I always thought that you and I would be affectionate for a long time.
The third part is the promotion of Du Lala
Du Lala III. The year I fought here.
Directory:
0 1 Prosperity is also tangled.
Face is a matter of principle.
Experience of Wang Po: Melons also have potential.
The habit of strategizing
It is difficult for Ye Meilan to be with her parents, but Sha Dangdang bravely decorated her husband's room.
Photos-such as professional photos.
Photos-about reality
08 anonymous gift
It is emphasized that moving the Soviet Union and shallow singing cannot be done at both ends.
10 Cheating Sun Jiandong pushes two nets.
1 1 The boss has his own difficulties.
12 since you don't care about me, why should I be used by you?
13 Satya Theory and Sun Tzu's Art of War
14 360-degree evaluation-whose view is more correct
15 labor creates the world
16 was defeated.
17 new year's resolution
18 Even a mediocre person has a painful heart.
19, a bright future comes out of darkness.
I don't know how I feel, but it's over.
2 1 Your plan is no longer "yours" but "yours"
22. Make a resume, keep it true and draw a red line in the dark.
Don't be embarrassed.
No sadness
Life is a journey. Today I will set sail for another port.
26 Suspicious new job
The report route has changed.
One radish and two pits.
29 Singapore duel
30 which pot is not open, mention which pot.
3 1 Help VS Self-help
I'm waiting for you to give me a raise.
The probation period kept shaking, as if the sky were burning.
Who didn't understand the situation?
35 is not easy.
36 double-sided adhesive
If you don't want to be a springboard, you have to show sincerity.
I dare to help you do it only if the boss nods.
39 professionalism
40 prenuptial property agreement
4 1 staged disappointment method
42 challenge method
Much wealth makes poor health.
Du Lala's promotion book four
Du Lala finale: related to ideals
catalogue
1. Du Lala.
2. If you want to maintain the status quo, you have to compete.
3. No attitude is attitude
4. Finish your work first, and then help others.
5. Honghu Murphy Capital
6. "Temper" is not as big as "opportunity"
7. Regardless of rewards and punishments, people who work are sad.
8. The circle is so big that you may meet it one day.
9. Life events
10. Former wife; former husband
1 1. Confused accomplice
12. Good luck and bad luck
13. Don't talk to a subordinate about another subordinate.
14. Give up some goals or choose another time?
15. Without guidance and support, managers become supervisors.
16. It is our hearts that hinder happiness.
17. If people are angry, it is better to treat them coldly.
18. Methodology
unreasonable
20. It's too late to mend now.
2 1. The power of example
22. More importantly, providing support can encourage commitment.
23. trick
24. Not qualified to be a good person
25. Three Principles
26. Know yourself and yourself
27. suspicious
28. There is nothing in the world.
29. New plan
30. tiring group activities
3 1. Only you, gentleman
32. look down on your eyes
33. Beginners hit the road
34. Stockpiles also make an important contribution to mankind.
35. Balance beam
36. Each has his own plan.
change
Alliance.
39. Disintegration of social relations
40. conscience
4 1. Like-minded
42. Unexpected applicants
43. Politeness means caution.
44. Integration and fresh blood
45. Changes in "successors"
46. Take the boat out.
47. make trouble
48. Positions determine opinions.
The key is "next step"
50. Killing game
5 1. Purpose and method
52. Everything is perfect.
53. the wolf is coming
54. Dreams are meaningful.
55. Beauty saves heroes
56.infiltration
57. Be swayed by considerations of gain and loss
58. If you get together, you will get together, but if you don't agree, you will be scattered.
59. boring
variable
6 1. Select
62.extortion
63. Goodbye, workplace
64. Live as you wish.
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