Children's jokes are so funny!

Mom: Look, son, you have miscalculated this question again. You can't do your homework half-heartedly, you must do it right. Son: Mom, I only have one heart, not three. How can I be half-hearted?

Dad: "Son, who will you marry in the future?"

The son said innocently, "Grandma loves me the most, so I want to marry her."

Dad was amused by innocence: "nonsense! How can my mother be your wife? "

The son is serious: "Then how can my mother be your wife?"

I heard a boy talking to a little girl in the street.

Shota: "I'll give you an ice cream. Come with me ~ "

Little Lori: "Hum, I'm not going to eat an ice cream with you!" " "

Shota: "Two!"

Little Lori: "Wait a minute, I have to go home and pack something ~"

Uncle: "Xiao Ming, who is better for you, father or mother?"

Xiao Ming: "They are all very kind to me!" " "

Uncle: "So if mom and dad quarrel, which side will you stand on?"

Xiao Ming: "I am on standby. . . "

"Uncle, have you seen the Journey to the West?"

Me: My uncle grew up watching Journey to the West, and has watched it dozens of times. Every winter and summer vacation, every story can be memorized!

Nephew: You read me the Tang Priest's spell! Every time he speaks too fast, he can't hear clearly!

The son said, "You and Dad are like a flower stuck in cow dung." He is very proud. "Mom, I think you are the big fool ..." "Rabbit, come here and promise not to kill you ..."