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A family at the seaside was bereaved, and a five-year-old boy was swept away by the waves at the seaside and never came back.

The family was heartbroken, and the body could not be found. My mother cried for three days in the sea, while my father was silent in the rolling sea.

According to local customs and habits, people who died unexpectedly should seek a psychic on the first seven days.

Let the dead person possess himself and say his last wishes, so that he can feel at ease when his family is finished.

The family followed the custom and invited a psychic in her seventies on the first seven days.

She came with the spirit to spit out the grievances and last words of the dead child.

but there is a big problem, there is no body.

The boy's body was not found.

Parents had to find some clothes of the boy before his death and put them in the coffin, intending to make a cenotaph.

The psychic looked at the clothes in the coffin and said that your child's soul was lost in the sea with the body.

I'm afraid it is difficult to attach to his soul successfully with these clothes.

The family is crying again, saying that they just want to listen to the child's last wishes.

Let him go in peace.

The psychic waved his hand and said, "All right, I'll help you find the body today."

After that, the psychic bit his finger. Draw a symbol

on the boy's clothes with blood, then stare at the parents and say

"The sea is unfathomable, and countless people die in the sea every year.

I can only rely on these clothes to strengthen the connection between me and your child.

It's just luck to find your child's soul ..."

Parents dare not wait for the psychic to go on.

The psychic went on to say. Therefore, if there is anything wrong behind me,

kill me immediately, don't hesitate.

My parents are moved and afraid.

It turns out that the psychic blocked her life this time.

Both parents knelt on the ground and thanked the psychic again and again.

After talking, the psychic closed her eyes.

She muttered an ancient spell.

After a while, she suddenly fell to the ground with wide eyes.

. Silence

one second

two seconds

three seconds

four seconds

five seconds

...

The psychic's body suddenly began to shake violently

The people present immediately remembered what the psychic had said before, "And there are not only dead people in the sea

There are many unknown things

so as to recover. Monsters, beasts, evil spirits or ...

one second

two seconds

three seconds

four seconds

...

After the psychic shook for five seconds,

he suddenly sat up from the ground with his eyes wide open and pressed on the people present

The boy's father raised his shotgun, aimed at the psychic, and was ready to pull the trigger at any time < !