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What would you do if you saw your son wearing women's clothes?

The small city of Thornton is about half an hour away from Frankfurt. It sat in the afternoon and Saning stayed at Gemma's house. The excuse that they won't let him go is still that summer is too bad. When the temperature dropped, he was invited to drink coffee under the acacia tree in the garden. Sanning agreed and he was very happy. The constant flow of a calm and stable life contains great charm-Sanning is addicted to it and thinks it is a kind of enjoyment. He neither asked for anything special today, nor looked forward to tomorrow or recalled yesterday. It's worth geometry to have a woman like Gemma close at hand! Soon he and she will be separated, maybe forever. At the moment, however, they are drifting along the stable stream of life in a canoe like Uhlander's romantic song. In that case, travelers, you can enjoy yourself and be happy! In the eyes of happy travelers, everything is pleasant and cordial. Mrs Lenora invited him to play "Tressede" with her and Pantalian, and taught him this uncomplicated Italian card game, which won him several Cresset, but he was very happy. Pantalian called Tarta Rhea, the poodle, at the request of Emil, and asked him to perform all his skills. So Tarta Ria performed pole dancing and "talking"-that is, barking, sneezing, locking the door with his nose, grabbing the owner's broken shoes, and finally wearing a tall old military cap on his head, playing General Bernadotte who was brutally punished by Emperor Napoleon for rebellion. Of course, Pantarion played Napoleon-and it was very realistic: he folded his hands on his chest, then pulled down the brim of his triangular hat and pressed it low to his eyes. His tone of voice is rough and blunt, and he speaks French, but God knows what kind of French he speaks! Emperor Tartari sat in front of him, shivering, clutching his tail, squinting and blinking his eyes nervously under the brim; As soon as Napoleon raised his voice, Bernadotte stood up on his hind legs. "Traitor, get out of here!" Finally, "Napoleon" gave a cry, but in a rage, he forgot the true colors of France, so "Bernadotte" ran under the sofa, but immediately jumped out from there and cried happily, as if to announce to everyone that the performance was over. The whole audience couldn't stop laughing-Saning laughed the most. It landed in a beautiful place on a branch of donus Mountain, probably because its mineral water is quite beneficial to people with weak lungs, so it enjoys a good reputation in Russia. Frankfurt people come here for recreation, because Thornton has beautiful parks and all kinds of "Ville shafter", and people can drink beer or coffee under tall bodhi trees and maple trees under green trees. The road from Frankfurt to Thornton extends along the right bank of the Main River and is covered with vegetation along the way. The carriage is rolling on the smooth road, and Sanning is spying on Gemma's relationship with her fiance. This is the first time he has seen them together. Her attitude is calm and natural-but more formal and serious than usual. Cleubel's eyes are like a tolerant boss. He can allow himself to share measured and polite comfort with his subordinates. Sai Ning can't see his special courtship to Gemma and the so-called "courtship" in France from him. Obviously, Mr. Krubiye thinks that the overall situation is settled, so there is no need to rush and worry. However, the tolerant eyes never left him for a moment. Whether walking for a long time in the wooded hills and valleys on the outskirts of Sotun before noon or enjoying the natural beauty, he still maintains this tolerant appearance, but through this tolerant appearance, he sometimes inevitably reveals his boss's usual harshness. For example, he pointed to a stream and said that it was too straight to make several turns in the valley, which ruined the scenery; He also expressed dissatisfaction with the behavior of a bird-moraine, which he thought was monotonous! However, Gemma is not bored, and it seems that she is even satisfied. But Saning didn't recognize the original Jamal from her, not because she cast a shadow on her body-her beauty never overflowed on her appearance like a radiant one-but because she hid her thoughts in her heart. She walks with a parasol, without taking off her gloves, calmly and calmly, just like an educated woman walks, and rarely talks. Emil also feels constrained, not to mention Sanin. At the same time, the environment in which he has been talking in German makes him a little embarrassed. The only thing that's not embarrassing is Tarta Ria. It barked and chased the oncoming birds, jumped over the uneven ground, stumps and big water tanks, jumped into the water, licked the water eagerly, and then shook off the water drops, so it screamed and flew forward, dragging its red tongue to its chest. As far as Kruber is concerned, he has done his best to make his party happy. He invited everyone to sit down in the shade of a leafy oak tree. He took out a small book from his side pocket, entitled "KNALLERBSENEDUS OLLS TUND WIRST LACHEN! "("The Exploding Barrel-Or You Should and Will Laugh "), I began to read the litigation jokes that filled that book. He read twelve jokes, but they sounded boring. Only Sanning grudgingly grinned out of courtesy, and then there was Mr. Krubir himself. After reading every joke, he always gives a short laugh-still a tolerant laugh. Near twelve o'clock, the group returned to Thornton and walked into a local exquisite restaurant.