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My classmate fell down and I helped him with his composition (600 words). In my impression, many things have happened. One of them is still fresh in my memory.

That's a third-grade lesson, physical education class. It was summer, it was nearly noon, and the sun was shining. We are all sweating. Finally, we heard the PE teacher say that class was over, and we were so hot that we flew back to the classroom to have a rest. So, we rushed to the classroom like arrows. Running and running, I suddenly heard a sound of "ah" behind me. What happened? Who cares? Someone may have been in a fight. When I ran to the corner, I was stunned by what I saw. I clearly saw Gang Lin in our class sitting on the ground, looking at the wound on his knee and crying. Kong Tao was there to comfort him, and several classmates helped me. I am ambivalent: if I go to help now, my classmates will definitely laugh at me and say that I didn't come just now. That's not true. Well, I think I'd better go. It's really funny to see someone fall and not help! I settled down, turned and ran to Lin Gang. I came forward to comfort Gang Lin and help him up. After our comfort, Gang Lin stood up strongly. I helped Gang Lin with my hand and walked to the clinic step by step.

The scene just now has been lingering in my mind, and I bowed my head in shame. It is right to help others, but I hesitate. So, after Gang Lin applied the medicine, I carried him to the classroom on the third floor alone.

Back to my seat, I took off my red scarf and put it in the drawer. I think I must do a lot of good things to make up for my indecision, otherwise, I won't wear a red scarf.

I helped my classmates eat and fell down. Life is like a five-flavor bottle-joy, anger, sadness and joy. It is precisely because of these five-flavor bottles that our colorful life has been formed. For happiness, it is actually very simple.

Life is full of happiness, happiness is very simple, a gesture, a smile, and even a beautiful song are the best testimony of happiness. Happy. Can we germinate the seeds of despair, then can we not be happy?

Once a scholar visited an old man in his 100 s. When the scholar asked you why you lived so long, the old man seemed very happy. he had a broad grin on his face. After a long time, the old man happily replied, "I am happy now, yesterday and all my life!" " After the scholar suddenly realized, he took happiness as the benchmark of his life and smiled in front of the mirror every morning to make his day full of happiness. Happiness is simple.

Life is like multiplication and division. When you are sad, divide it by 2 and let others share half of your sadness, then you will quickly move from loss to happiness. When you are happy, when you are happy, multiply by 2, let others feel your happiness, and you will get twice as happy.

Once, in the unified examination of the school, I was not only the first in my class, but also the first few in my class. I brought it to my classmates, who applauded and praised me and made my family proud of me. Although I shared my happiness with you, I got more happiness than before.

In fact, there are still many joys in life. After class, the teacher smiled at the students, and a colorful class began ... Parents patiently educate their children, and their children are happy, and their parents are happier. ...

Why don't we thank happiness? It is because of simplicity that life is no longer boring and ordinary.

The pupil fell down in the park, and his classmates helped him write "111,111". I'm not afraid of sore feet, just because the park is waiting for me. "Today, my coach and father came to Yangfushan Park to skate. It was late at night, and the park was crowded and lively. I watched while skating, watching, and I slipped to the place where I danced and did aerobics. Unconsciously deviated from his father, but did not pay attention to the goose soft stone. Bang, my * * * was in close contact with the ground-I fell down. Tears like soybeans fell from my eyes, like crystal pearls. When I cried, I succeeded in attracting many people's attention. They all turned to look at me, and my father finally came over. Dad quickly took me away from this world of eyes. After that, I and I fell twice on the uneven plastic road. Alas, my poor ass, I'm going to be red without Qing Wu now. What's more tragic is that I got a blister on my left foot after slipping, which is still heart-shaped! It seems that today is my lucky day.

Students help students write their compositions, and I am writing my composition. On Friday, my little brother hurried home, just as he was leaving school. Xiao Gang accidentally tripped over Xiao Lee Hyo Ri and began to cry. Xiaoling said, don't cry. Xiaogang brought the medicine box to give him medicine. Seeing this, Xiaoli bravely stood up. Xiaogang coated him with medicine. Xiaoli said, it should be. You are a brave classmate.

Helping students who left 50 compositions in childhood, we have always been cared for and cared for by our parents. When parents are not around, we will still be surrounded by the care and love of teachers and classmates.

I remember a class in physical education class in the first grade of primary school. At that time, the PE teacher, Miss Li, asked us to practice running on the playground. Students like running very much, so they follow the "big army". Unfortunately, my shoelace was not tied properly, so I tripped over it when I was running and fell down accidentally. I lay helpless on the ground in pain. My leg hurts so much that I can't stand up. I can't help crying. I hope someone can be a "rescuer" and help me. Just when I thought no one wanted to be a "rescuer" and the last glimmer of hope was about to be dashed, Zhang Ziyi saw my situation behind me and immediately informed the classmates behind him, and kept shouting "Stop! Someone is injured! " The students at the back immediately stopped, and then "rescued" me with Zhang Ziyi. When they helped me up, my legs hurt especially when I moved, and the weight of my whole body was transferred to them. In a short time, I showed a painful expression, and it was very difficult to lift my heavy body. I can't lift it any more, so I have to put me down to catch my breath first. Zhang Ziyi went to tell Miss Li about the situation, and other students were comforting me: "Are you better?" "We'll find a way when Miss Li comes." "Are you all right?" "My eyes suddenly flashed with diamond-like tears, which were not caused by the pain of the wound, but the comfort and kindness of my classmates. Zhang Ziyi and Miss Li are coming. Miss Li helped me up, and the students followed me and ran to the infirmary one by one. Dr. Yang from the infirmary put some mercurochrome on my wound and kindly said to me, "Don't cry, don't cry. If you cry again, it will not be a white swan, but an ugly duckling. "My heart stirs the waves of love.

Love is the most beautiful emotion in the world; Love can make the sun shine on the earth. As long as the world is full of love, all hatred and unhappiness will be resolved.

I fell down and my classmates helped me write my love composition. I have a classmate named Sue. She has beautiful eyes, a high nose, black hair and a small mouth. She looks beautiful.

I admire her personality and her cleverness most. In every exam, she is within five points. She is optimistic, helpful and knows right from wrong. There are few such people in the world. Because of her kindness, she has many friends. Once everyone has made friends with her, there is no need to worry.

She is also very filial to her family. I often help my mother with housework and listen to my parents.

Whenever her friend needs her help, she will certainly lend a helping hand. Teachers and classmates also praised her. She won't be proud if she gets good grades. When she sees some people with unsatisfactory grades, she will comfort her and tell him not to lose heart and try harder next time.

People say she is beautiful and smart. But she often says that she is not the most beautiful or the smartest. I am the least attractive and the least intelligent one. Of course, at the same time, when she is in trouble, someone will help her.

Once, she lost ten yuan at school. Everyone is desperately looking for her. Finally, the good man got what he deserved and finally found it.

Every Christmas, she has as many Christmas cards as the Milky Way. I can't count them. She is also very helpful to teachers. She is also willing to do what the teacher asks her to do.

Everyone thinks that she is a very nice person. I think so myself. So do you think she is a great person?

Wu is a classmate who often helps me. I think he is kind and kind. Whenever I can't write calligraphy, he can.

Teach me to write one by one wholeheartedly, and I am very happy to know this amiable classmate. Jiang Yixuan is my favorite classmate.

She is also my most popular classmate. I think she is very beautiful and will do everything wholeheartedly.

So every time she makes beautiful works, I appreciate her works. Liu Junjie is the most enthusiastic student, and Shen Youwei is.

The most responsible students, I think these two students are very enthusiastic about everything. I think I should get along with him, too

Students study more and work harder!

He Jingya is my best classmate. I am very happy to know her. I hope I can sing, dance and write with her every day.

Painting, painting, etc. Sue is my happiest classmate, because whenever I see her, there will be a smile on her face.

I felt very happy when I saw her smile. Cai Yongzheng is my unhappy classmate and likes to complain. Huang Shengxuan: I don't think class is good.

Careful classmates, they are the most naughty classmates in our class. I don't like their personalities. I hope they are in the future.

If I improve my life in the future, I will become good friends with them. Lin is the most attentive student in my class. I think her homework.

Good. I am also very serious in class and very kind to people. I think I will learn more from her and work harder! Come on! Come on!

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Every time I see Chen Yan 'an holding his forehand in the air, I laugh, because Chen Yan 'an was not like this before. After the semester, Chen Yan 'an became more active and cheerful. Once, in a Chinese class that became boring because no one raised their hands to speak, Teacher Chu asked questions. Some students seem to know, don't want to raise their hands or dare to raise them, or stand on the table in a daze and don't know the answer. When teacher Chu saw this, he flew into a rage and roared, "Do these people know? ! "I saw Chen Yan' an summon up courage and raise her hand. At that time, I raised a straight hand and looked at Chen Yanan's hand. It's thousands of miles away! I quickly said to Yan' an Chen, "Put your hands up! The teacher can see it! " So, Chen Yan' an once again summoned up courage and quickly reached out to it. The teacher saw it, walked quickly to Chen Yanan and ordered Chen Yanan to speak. Although Chen Yan 'an used to speak hesitatingly, she often spoke later, and her speech became very neat. This is the rapid change in Chen Yan. She is not only active in class, but also cheerful during recess.

During the break, whenever a group of people play together, Chen Yanan will take part in it. When she is bored, she will also find ways to relieve boredom, such as throwing a handkerchief or taking out a doll to play a puppet show ... Every day, Chen Yanan will laugh, whether it is laughter, smile or laughter, which means happiness. Perhaps this is one of the reasons why she is so active in class!

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The "Rinrin Bell" rang and the students lined up to walk out of the classroom. I stood in the first row of the line and walked out slowly. Suddenly, Zhang Haoran, standing behind me, rushed in front of me. Because the door was too small for two people, he ran so fast that I was thrown to the ground at once. Ouch, it really hurts! The classmates next to me didn't seem to see me fall to the ground, flying like a happy bird in front of my eyes. At this time, a pair of lovely little hands gently lifted me up, patted the dust off my clothes, and then helped me to my seat and said, "Lin, are you okay?" " ""nothing. " I looked up and saw a white face with a long ponytail on my round head, a pair of glasses on my high nose and gentle light in my eyes. It's her-Chen Mingyuan. Chen Mingyuan is my good classmate. When she first entered the first grade, she was the "king of literacy" in our class. If we have words we don't know, we all go to her for advice, and she teaches us patiently. She is also a famous "treble" in our class. Usually the teacher will invite her to read the composition in class. Her voice was so loud that everyone was fascinated when she read the composition. She usually loves the group and is willing to help her classmates. Such a thing happened to her more than once. For example, today, Li Shuo deliberately hit me in the stomach, and Chen Mingyuan was the first to come and hug me. She also seriously criticized Li Shuo.

Although Chen Mingyuan is a few months younger than me, in my heart, she seems to be my good sister, protecting me. Do you think such a good classmate should praise her?

I have a very good friend named Wu Sihong. He helps others, and he also helps others. His favorite classmate is of course me, because we are the friendliest classmates in the class. He always comes to help me, for example: I am cleaning the window and he helps me clean it; I can't do the problem. He taught me seriously ... What impressed me most was of course the time when he lent me money.

I forgot to bring my notebook in that chess class. I thought I was going to die, and the teacher would definitely criticize me. Just when I was extremely anxious, Wu Sihong appeared. He said to me enthusiastically, "My good friend, what's the matter with you?" ! Everyone's gone. "I said," I didn't bring my notebook, and the teacher will criticize me. What can I do? " Wu Sihong thought about it, went to his seat, opened his schoolbag, and took out one yuan for the bus. He came up to me and said, "Don't worry, this yuan is for you. "My eyes are wet. This yuan is the cost of taking a bus. Without money, he had to walk home. I quickly put the money into his hand and ran away. Unexpectedly, he bought a chess book in the one-inch supermarket and went straight to the classroom. He put it in my hand, so I have to hold it. Ah! My good friend, you are so kind to me!

Change the name!

On the way to school at noon today, when my mother and I walked to the north of the bridge, suddenly a motorcycle came from the west side of the road and only heard a bang. Some people even fell on the road. It turned out that the bicycle didn't slow down when it turned the corner, so the car tilted down. Fortunately, this man is fine. He is a young man in his twenties. I don't know what will happen if he is an old man. I saw this young man stand up neatly, pat the dirt on his body, pick up the car and ride away again. The speed is not as fast as it was just now, or it may be because of a mistake just now. So don't ride too fast when turning, and pay attention to safety.

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