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Look for chunks of jargon often spoken by fortune tellers

Sir, you have a sky-high bone on your forehead and a spiritual light in your eyes. You have been reincarnated as an immortal and descended to earth as a deity. I am finally waiting for you. Don't move. Although I have revealed the secret and disaster is inevitable, this is my destiny. Even if I have to take great risks, I still have to show you the whole picture.

(from Stephen Chow’s classic dialogue)