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A collection of deceptive and scumbag quotes that men all say.

Part 1 of the cheating scumbag quotes that men say

1. My mother doesn’t like girls like you.

2. The feeling you give me is different from other girls.

3. Scumbag: Let’s calm down for a while. Translation: I want to break up, please stop bothering me. Slowly accept the fact of your breakup.

4. People like you can only survive two episodes at most in my directorship.

5. I really don’t have any thoughts about her, she is the one who keeps pestering me.

6. I have been really busy recently and have no time to look at my mobile phone.

7. I seem to have a crush on a girl here.

8. It’s hard for me to refuse when someone takes the initiative.

9. Is there any difference between scolding me and scolding my children now? There is no freedom at all.

10. You can wipe it yourself, I have to leave beforehand.

11. She was just my classmate/friend. She was heartbroken/was fired. I just went to comfort her. I was afraid you would be angry so I didn’t tell you/it was too late/I didn’t have a car. /There is only one room left. We just lived together. Nothing happened. You are thinking too much.

12. I had a meeting today and I am very tired after a long day of work.

13. I don’t want to hurt two people at the same time.

14. We have loved each other and hurt each other. Now let’s go our separate ways.

15. Love is like a play. You make a guest appearance, but I perform with all my heart.

16. Actually, I am not as good as you think.

17. I have given you a lot, and you don’t even know it.

18. We can still be friends, I don’t want to lose you.

19. Let’s separate for a while and calm down.

20. Don’t you understand? I won’t say it a second time. Part 2 of the cheating scumbag quotes that men say

21. No, listen to my explanation.

22. I seem to have fallen in love with this forest.

23. I am not a scumbag, I just want to give every girl a home.

24. No man can forget his first love.

25. Scumbag: I drank too much last night and my phone ran out of battery. Translation: Yes, you were cheated.

26. If you are gentle, considerate and sensible, how could I cheat on you?

27. I have admitted my mistake, what else do you want?

28. She took the initiative to seduce me, but I had no feelings for her at all.

29. If you can’t have a son or do housework, can you still be considered a woman?

30. She and I are just playing around, I’m joking, don’t take it seriously.

31. We are not suitable.

32. You are special. When I first saw you, I felt that you were different from other girls

33. We were just playing, I love you!

34. I hope you can come out soon.

35. We just slept together and did nothing.

36. How about we keep it private? I don’t want others to talk about us.

37. After breaking up, I realized that I didn’t love you that much, and now I can still talk about you with a smile.

38. Physical cheating is not cheating, you are still the only one in my heart.

39. Let’s take some time apart to calm down. Things that scumbags like to say Share

Things that scumbags like to say Part 1

1. We can still be friends.

2. I just made a mistake that all men in the world make.

3. She is just my good friend.

4. If you go out to watch a movie at night, remember to bring your ID card.

5. I was just too impulsive and didn't control myself before I moved.

6. I have been really busy recently and have no time to look at my mobile phone.

7. You are very nice, but I didn’t think about it that way.

8. No matter how many girlfriends I have had, you are the only one I love the most.

9. I was just playing with her. Translation: I am just playing with you.

10. I haven’t liked you for a long time, but I was afraid that you would be sad, so I didn’t tell you.

11. I just regard you as my friend.

12. I like you, but I don’t want to fall in love.

13. Why did you come out to see me without makeup?

14. Actually, I am not as good as you think.

15. I have liked your best friend for six years, and you are an accident.

16. She is just my sister, don’t think too much about it.

17. We are not suitable.

18. I shouldn’t be looking for you, I don’t want to delay you.

19. He is really just a sister of mine.

20. Whatever you think is the case. Things Scumbags Like to Say Part 2

21. If you give me a love, I will really stand here and be reluctant to leave.

22. I am very busy now and have no time.

23. You are a good girl and I don’t want to delay you.

24. Touching her body feels like touching myself.

25. She and I were just having fun, don’t get me wrong.

26. I have become accustomed to saying "give to myself" and taking myself home.

27. We can still be friends, I don’t want to lose you.

28. There are no toads with three legs, but women with two legs are plentiful.

29. Are relationships so strict now? They even require you to be single.

30. I drank too much last night and my phone ran out of battery.

31. What do you want to do? What else can I do?

32. I won’t do this next time, please forgive me.

33. I was just too impulsive and couldn't control myself.

34. In fact, I love you very much, but I’m not exclusive. Why can’t one of you be my wife and the other my concubine?

35. Don’t say you are my girlfriend after my friend comes.

36. Even if I sleep with a thousand women, I will only love you.

37. No one has ever seen a deep-sea fish cry, thinking that she never understands sadness.

38. We have loved each other and hurt each other. Now let’s go our separate ways.

39. I had a meeting today and I am very tired after a long day of work.

40. If you think so, there is nothing I can do about it. The contemporary scumbag Neptune’s essential phrases for flirting with girls

The contemporary scumbag Neptune’s essential phrases for flirting with girls Part 1

1. You are so smart. Know that you are a human being.

2. You are the only one in my heart.

3. You are very good and I don’t want to delay you.

4. I seem to have a crush on a girl here.

5. Her breakup had nothing to do with us.

6. I can’t help it if you think so.

7. No matter what, I only have you in my heart.

8. When I first saw you, I felt that you were different from other girls.

9. What’s wrong with you? Why are you so angry now?

10. If you go out to watch a movie at night, remember to bring your ID card.

11.2B describes you, but the pencil is not happy!

12. Can you stop asking me all day whether you are important or not?

13. There are family members and clients in the circle of friends, so it is not convenient to show affection.

14. I was just too impulsive and couldn't control myself.

15. Whatever you think is the case. I've admitted my mistake, what else do you want?

16. I was just too impulsive and didn't control myself before I moved.

17. We have loved each other and hurt each other. Now let’s go our separate ways.

18. I’m sorry, but I still love you.

19. She just chats with me, nothing else. I It's just physical cheating, but I still love you.

22. We are not suitable.

23. I drank too much last night and my phone ran out of battery.

24. No matter what, I will never break up with you.

25. There are no toads with three legs, but women with two legs are plentiful.

26. We drink too much and talk nonsense. We are really good friends!

27. We have slept together, but I have no feelings for her, I love you.

28. I no longer love you, but I just don’t know how to tell you.

29. Scumbag: Let’s calm down for a while. Translation: I want to break up, please stop bothering me. Slowly accept the fact of your breakup.

30. I have become accustomed to saying "give to myself" and taking myself home.

31. She is just my friend, don’t think too much.

32. Can you stop forcing me?

33. I only do this to you.

34. I won’t force you to do anything you don’t want to do.

35. I like you, but I want to be with her.

36. I fell in love with your body and the voice of another woman.

37. I am not the only man in the world who is tempted by two women.

38. There is nothing I can do if you think so.

39. She took the initiative and I drank too much.

40. Whether you are done crying or not, you will die after crying. Quotations from scumbag men that both scumbag men use when chatting with girls (collection of 40 sentences)

Quotations from scumbag men that both scumbag men use when chatting with girls (Part 1)

1. Me and her Just for fun.

2. I have nothing to say to you.

3. I didn’t tell you because I was afraid you would be angry.

4. I hope you can come out soon.

5. Don’t say you are my girlfriend after my friend comes.

6. She is just my good friend.

7. If you are gentle, considerate and sensible, how could I cheat on you?

8. My mother doesn’t like girls like you.

9. If you think so, there is nothing I can do about it.

10. Can you stop forcing me and give me some time?

11. I don’t want to give in.

12. We have loved each other and hurt each other. Now let’s go our separate ways.

13.27 What’s more, it’s normal for all men to pick up girls when they see them and run away after eating them!

14. After dating so many girlfriends, the one I love most in my life is you.

15. She is just my high school classmate, don’t think too much.

16. Why don’t you believe me? She and I have nothing to do with each other.

17. I have been really busy recently and have no time to look at my mobile phone.

18. It is better for us to be good friends.

19. These are just two identical loves.

20. You call me 2000 first, and I will make up for the Valentine’s Day gift for my baby next year. Part 2 of quotes from scumbag men that scumbag men use when chatting with girls

21. Whatever you think.

22. You are better than her, you are not materialistic at all.

23. She and I are just playing around. It’s a joke, don’t take it seriously.

24. If you give me a love, I will really stand here and be reluctant to leave.

25. I really like you, but I don’t want to talk about it now.

26. Give me a thousand dollars first, and I’ll make up for it as a Valentine’s Day gift for my baby next year.

27. You are the only one in my heart.

28. It’s good to be single. When you meet someone you like, you can legitimately fall in love.

29. It’s hard for me to refuse when someone takes the initiative.

30. You make me feel different from other girls.

31. I am good enough to you.

32. How about we keep it private? I don’t want others to talk about us.

33. Physical cheating is not cheating, you are still the only one in my heart.

34. Why did you come out to see me without makeup?

35. You are fine and I am sorry for you.

36. You are one in the south and the other in the north, and do not interfere with each other.

37. I didn’t mean not to reply to your messages.

38. We just play games and have a blast.

39. She is a very pitiful little sister.

40. I fell in love with your body and the voice of another woman.