What do you know about children's funniest jokes?

What do you know about children's funniest jokes?

Jokes come from life, humor our life, let us laugh. Below, CJ arranged the funniest jokes for the children. How much do you know? I hope you like it! Welcome to refer to.

1, on the road that day, I bickered with a child and said, I have a coat! ?

The child said that I also have a beautiful coat.

I said I have a backpack!

The child said I have a schoolbag, too!

He said I had leather shoes.

The child thought about it, took off his pants and said that I had a diaper. Do you?

2. Dad asked his daughter: If your mother and I are separated, who will you follow?

My daughter blinked and said, I'm not following anyone.

Dad was surprised: Why?

Daughter: Because you all have to follow me. . .

My 6-year-old daughter did her homework, but she couldn't answer several questions in a row. Suddenly, she dropped her pen with a bang and her fingers turned red on the test paper. She roared: What a shame!

My 8-year-old daughter massaged my shoulders for a while, and then I promised her that I could play computer games for a while.

Xiong Haizi sighed and said, "What the ancients said is true. No pains, no gains! " !

My daughter is very naughty and cute. Once I thought she was too thin, so I said, If you do that again, I'll eat you! Where to start eating?

Daughter seconds back:? Start with my poop. ?

6. In the evening, my 7-year-old daughter and I chatted while watching TV.

My daughter asked me:? Mom, is dad your boyfriend?

I told my daughter that I used to be, but now I'm not.

She asked again why?

Me:? Your father was my classmate, then my friend, then my boyfriend, then he became my mother's husband, and now he is my daughter's father. ?

After listening, my daughter suddenly opened her mouth wide, and after a while she exclaimed: Gee, your relationship is really complicated! ?

I bought a hamburger in the street. When I get home, my husband and daughter will eat it.

The second-rate husband said: you are still young, there are many delicious foods, and it is not too late to eat again!

Who knows, my daughter came and said, You are so old, you haven't eaten anything delicious, and you have the face to take it from me!

8. I heard two children talking on the bus. One child said: Every family has its own problems! ?

The other one took the message: Your house is just a difficult book to read, and I am a TM sutra depository. ?

Suddenly I sighed: No matter how sad your family life is, your understanding is really high, my child!

9. Dad: You should set a good example for your sister.

Son: But she won't listen to me.

Dad: That means you are an incompetent person.

Son: Then she won't listen to you either!

10, son:? Mom, why did you mix water into the meat? .

Me:? The dumpling stuffing mixed like this is soft and delicious! ?

After a while, my son said that he seemed to have discovered a new continent. No wonder some people sell water-injected meat, but they all sell it to others to pack jiaozi! ?

Me. . .

1 1. Last night, my youngest daughter put a piece of braised pork in my mouth. When I looked into her MengMeng's eyes, I suddenly felt that it was better to adopt a daughter!

Seeing me swallow it in one gulp, my daughter cried with a cry: Mom, I asked you to help me blow it. How can I eat it? ?

12, toothache recently. Taking medicine after dinner yesterday, my son insisted on eating a pack. I said, I have a toothache, but yours doesn't. What are you doing?

He said: I am afraid of infection!

I said: this is not contagious!

He thought for a moment and said, I'm afraid of heredity!

I am completely speechless.

1 13 A four-year-old girl went to her aunt's house to play. Aunt is rubbing clothes and feeding her half-year-old brother.

The little girl looked at her aunt's breasts for a long time and said seriously, my mother has them, too, but I don't think she knows how to use them.

14. Today, my son made me angry. Just when I raised my hand to hit him, he suddenly fell to the ground with his fists clenched and said seriously? Please give me a break, I'm just a five-year-old child. ?

Me. . . Who did you learn that from?

15. The couple are quarreling. My three-year-old daughter came out of the room and stared straight at her parents for a while.

The couple said in unison:? what are you reading? Go to sleep! ?

The daughter said:? Sleeping is boring, I want to watch the fun. ?

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