What kind of death was funny in ancient times?

Yes, there is. It is quite popular among emperors.

1, the most fantastic death-Shang Zhouwang's Taigong Wuyi Wuyi has no choice, he is a puppet and is called a god. With it, it makes people do it. It's a pity that the gods are invincible. In order to hide the skin and enrich the blood, I proudly photographed it and called it "photographing the sky". Wuyi hunted and thundered between Weihe River, and Wuyi died.

-"Historical Records Yin Benji"

Wuyi is an atheist, so he has no respect for heaven and earth. At that time, it was unthinkable to disrespect heaven and earth. "The great event of a country lies in respecting harmony and glory", which is based on heaven. In order to get rid of superstition and prove that God does not exist, Wushu made a statue of God, and then made a bet with God. This clay sculpture of "God" made of wood and plastic can't beat him naturally, so it insulted God and then "put him to death", saying what's the use of keeping you? He also made a leather bag with pig blood in it, hung it up and shot it out with an arrow. This is called "shooting the sky". However, fate is unfair. Once, Wuyi was hunting in the Weihe Plain (between the Yellow River and Weihe River), and a bolt from the blue suddenly came and hit Wuyi impartially, and Wuyi fell to the ground and died.

It seems that heaven is unfair. Wuyi was the first king who devoted himself to getting rid of superstitions and bad habits.

2. The most cowardly person who died-Sima Yao, the filial emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty.

The Book of Jin Nine Volumes records that "when Zhang Guiren was in favor, the year was lost, and the emperor said,' Waste the year.' The nobles were angry, the emperor was drunk, and suddenly collapsed. "

"Book of Jin Volume XI" contains "Killed by Zhang Guiren."

On September 30th, 396, Sima Yao was drinking with his favorite Zhang Guiren in the Summer Palace of the Palace. He drank too much and insisted that Zhang Guiren drink with him again. Zhang Guiren drank too much wine and tried his best to decline politely. With a sad face, he jokingly said, "If you dare to disobey orders and refuse to drink with you today, I will convict you!" In a rage, Zhang Guiren stood up to his pet and said, "I just don't drink, see what your majesty has convicted me of!" " Sima Yao got up and sneered, "Don't mind your own business. You are almost thirty years old and should be deposed. I have many beautiful young women. Can't I live without you? " Speaking of which, he vomited and sprayed Zhang Guiren all over his head. About hurriedly helped him into the bedroom, let him go to bed, passed out.

Zhang Guiren has never been so reprimanded and humiliated since he was favored. She is jealous, and she is most worried that Sima Yao will spoil others and abandon herself. At this time, thinking that his appearance will decline, Sima Yao has refused. At that time, he was angry and hated, and immediately killed his heart. After washing her face and changing her clothes, she summoned her confidants and ordered her to murder Sima Yao. The maid-in-waiting dare not promise. She severely threatened to execute the maid-in-waiting. Maid-in-waiting had to sneak into the bedroom, saw Sima Yao asleep, covered her face with a quilt, and then moved heavy objects on him. He struggled and was finally suffocated alive. Sima Yao, as the first and supreme person in the world, was killed because of a joke after drinking, which became an eternal scandal.

3, the funniest way to die-Qin Sheng.

Historical Records Qin Benji: "The prince of Wu is strong and good. Lux Ren Bi, Wu Huo, and Meng said that they were all high officials. Wang and Meng said, "It's amazing to hold a tripod."

Before 3 10, Qin Huiwen died and Wu Wang succeeded to the throne. He is tall, strong and powerful, and likes to wrestle with others. So Hercules Ren Bi, Wu Huo, Meng Shuo and others all became big officials. In four years (the first 307 years), Emperor Wu of Jin and Meng called the contest "Long Wen". As a result, their eyes were bleeding and their tibia was broken. In the evening, King Wu died at the age of 23. When Zhou Nanwang heard the news, he was frightened and began to cry. Gui Liji, the right prime minister, investigated the responsibility, dismembered Meng Ben's five horses and exterminated the nation.

It's ridiculous that an emperor gambled with a person who was inferior to others for a while and was crushed to death by a cauldron.

4. The strangest way to die-Jin Jin Ji Nuo 'a

Zuo Zhuan: Duke Xiang of Jin was so fierce that he was thrown to the ground. He contended and said, "It was unjust to kill Yu Sun. I have to ask the emperor! " Bad doors and bedroom doors enter. Public fear, enter the room. Bad family again. Gong Jue, called Sangtian Witch. The witch's words are like a dream. Gong Dao: "What?" Say, "Don't eat new things." When a man is sick, he seeks medical treatment in Qin. Qin Bo told the doctor to slow down. Before his arrival, Meng Gong's illness became two pillars, saying, "He, a good doctor, is afraid of hurting me. Why did he run away?" One said, "What if I live above the coffin and under the ointment?" The doctor arrived and said, "You can't do anything if you are sick, and you can't attack the ointment.". If you can't reach it, the medicine is not thoughtful. " Gong said, "Good doctor." Thick for the ceremony. In the afternoon of June, the marquis of Jin asked for wheat, so that the Dian people offered it to others. Call the Sangtian witch and kill him as a sign. I can eat, drive and go to the toilet. I'm so sleepy. I had a dream of going to heaven in the morning and going to the toilet in Japan and China, so I thought I was a martyr.

Jin Chenggong's son, Jin Jinggong, is an incompetent man. He trusted ministers and listened to rumors, killing the descendants of loyal minister Zhao Dun, Zhao Tong and Zhao Kuo's family. Three years later, Duke Jing of Jin dreamed that he was a spectre, with his hair hanging down to the ground, beating his chest with his hand and jumping around on the ground. He was tall and powerful, and sharply scolded, "Don't try to fool the king! What crime did my son commit? You are heartless and kill innocent people. I complained to god. Please come and take your life. " Speaking of Gong Jing, Gong Jing got a fright and fled to the inner palace. GREAT GHOST broke the front door and entered. Gong Jing was afraid and hid indoors. GREAT GHOST broke into the house and chased him to the back room. Gong Jing was frightened and told him to wake up. It turned out to be a nightmare, and he never got sick again.

At that time, in Sangtian, there was a wizard who could occupy ghosts and gods. Duke Jing of Jin called the wizard into the palace. The wizard's dream is exactly the same as that of Duke Jing of Jin. Duke Jing of Jin asked in horror, "Can this ghost be subdued?" The wizard said, "This ghost is a hero of the past and a powerful ghost with Wade. He can't be subdued when he is angry." Gong Jing said, "What about my illness?" The wizard said, "I'm afraid I can't eat new wheat because my master is ill." When Tu'an Gu was nearby, he sharply reprimanded the wizard: "The evil language puzzled the monarch. If your master can eat new wheat, you will die. " Blow the wizard out of the palace at once. After the witch died, Gong Jing's illness got worse every day. A doctor came in and said, "Qin has a good doctor. He is a disciple of Bian Que, an imperial doctor, and he has the ability to bring back the dead. Now he is Qin's doctor. If you can invite him, your master's illness will be saved. " So he sent someone to the state of Qin for medical treatment.

Duke Huan of Qin sent brilliant doctors to the state of Jin to treat diseases. Before Dr. Qin arrived, his condition was already critical, and he dreamed that his illness had become two boys. One of the boys said, "Gao Man is a good doctor. Treating this disease is very bad for us. I'm afraid it will hurt us. Where can we hide? " Another boy replied, "We hid above the diaphragm and under the ointment (heart). Although there are good doctors, what can we do? " When the two boys finished, they went through Gong Jing's nostrils. When Gong Jing woke up, he felt extreme pain between his chest and diaphragm. He was restless and came slowly. After diagnosing Gong Jing, he said, "There is no cure for this disease. It's above the stomach and below the ointment. You can't attack it with moxibustion, you can't hit it with a needle, and the medicine can't hit it. It can't be cured. " Gong Jing sighed, "alas! The doctor's diagnosis is consistent with my dream. Really a famous doctor! " . On the afternoon of the third day of June, Duke Jing of Jin suddenly wanted to eat new wheat, ordered the locals to offer it, and ordered the cooks to cook porridge. Suddenly, he remembered the wizard's words, immediately called the wizard into the palace, pointed to the porridge and said to the wizard, "You said I can't eat new wheat. Don't you think this is new wheat? " Immediately, the witch died and Qi Huangong was about to eat porridge. He felt that his abdomen was swollen and wanted to defecate, so he hurried to the toilet. Suddenly, he felt heartbroken and couldn't stand it. He fell into the toilet and died in the cesspit.

Jin Nu, the Duke of Jinjing, should be the first emperor to go to the toilet to be martyred, but it was strange that the condition of the emperor's toilet was so poor at that time, wasn't it? ! That's weird!

5. The most unfortunate way to die-Yan Yan Cheng Lin, the last emperor of the Jin Dynasty.

1233, Jin aizong was chased by Mongolian army to Cai Zhou (now Runan, Henan). Mongolia jointly attacked gold in the Southern Song Dynasty. 1234 (Tianxing three years) In the first month, the Mongolian and Song armies stepped up their siege of Cai Zhou. Aizong summoned hundreds of officials on the night of the ninth day of the first month and decided to preach to Wan Yan Cheng Lin, the then Oriental Marshal. Wan Yan Cheng Lin cried and worshipped, the last straw. Ai Zongdao: "The joint weight is inconvenient for pommel horse riding. Green days are neat. If you get rid of it, the country will be inexhaustible (sitting on the left, the position of the monarch). " Emperor Shouxu gave the imperial seal to Colin, and Colin was helpless and terrified.

At the beginning of the succession ceremony, the Mongolian and Song allied forces flooded in. Emperor Shouxu hurried to Youlanxuan and soon hanged himself. Cheng Lin, who was in a fierce battle, heard the news and led a hundred officials to worship the body of Shouxu. He said to the people: "The first emperor was in office 10 years, diligent and generous, and tried his best to revive the old industry. If he is ambitious, he will be sad. " I want to say' mourning', how about that? "Few people at the scene knew the court etiquette. In a hurry, everyone had no time to think about it and agreed." Before the crying was over, the city collapsed. "The last emperor was killed in the disorderly army. At this point, the rulers perished.

The emperor with the shortest reign in the history of China was the last emperor of the Jin Dynasty-the last emperor Wan Yan Cheng Lin. He ascended the throne until he died. One day is not enough. If it is less than one day, it is really the worst luck in the world.

6. The most ridiculous way to die-Ming Wuzong Zhu Houzhao

During his reign, Liu Jin and other eunuchs who had served him in Thailand were rewarded for playing day and night. They called Liu Jin eight "Eight Tigers", and Liu Jian, a college student, and others were responsible for killing the "Eight Tigers" to shake the Chaogang. Zhu Houzhao prefers Liu Jin, a member of the "Eight Tigers" who is in charge of Silijian. The Royal Guards, Dongchang and the Minister of Integrity were purged, and the state affairs were in darkness. Zhu Houzhao appointed Liu Jin, Qian Ning, Jiang Bin and other minions. He doesn't want to be an emperor, he just wants to be a general. He did his best in government affairs, took Qin Bing out of the palace and called himself a powerful general.

Zhu Houzhao is full of energy and indulges in debauchery all day long. He was dissatisfied with the solemnity of the Forbidden City. Shortly after he ascended the throne, he ordered the construction of a palace area called the Leopard Room in Xiyuan Taiye Pool.

In the fifteenth year of Zheng De's reign, Zhu Houzhao capsized and fell into the water in amusement. He is very strong, but he is very ill and has recovered. After returning to Beijing, he died in the leopard room in March of the following year. That's ridiculous.

He only lived for 3 1 year, but left three mysteries to history: one is the mystery of his life experience; Second, I just want to be a general, not an emperor; Three, play to death.

I remember who said it in the book, hehe, what emperor was suffocated by two queens wrapped in quilts is generally a fatuous way to die.