Borrowing money is a humorous joke.

A selection of humorous jokes about borrowing money

Erlang, who works in the city, called his daughter-in-law Shuiyue: "Shuiyue, my head was hit. The doctor said it would cost a lot of medical expenses!" " "

Shuiyue was in a hurry and cried, "What can I do?"

Erleng shouted at the top of his lungs, "What's the use of crying? Don't hurry to borrow money! " Say that finish, two leng hang up the phone.

Shuiyue began to borrow money everywhere. Erleng's family is poor. This time, I heard that he was hit on the head, and the villagers even avoided it. Shuiyue ran for two days, and her relatives and friends were all around her, and she didn't borrow a penny.

Hidden sorrow with a mouthful of foam, I didn't expect this night, two leng back well. Hidden to look at the head, left and right to see also didn't see anything unusual. Shui Yue asked, "Didn't you get hit in the head?"

Erleng laughed and said, "I was hit on the head by the grand prize." I only spent two yuan on the lottery and won 200 thousand! " "Then he took out a brand-new passbook." You see, after paying the tax, the rest of the money is here! " "

Hidden grabbed the passbook and read it again and again. Finally, she believed that Erleng was not lying. She cried and laughed, and gave a stunned look: "What's the matter with you, and let me borrow money everywhere?"

Two leng asked: "borrowed?"

Shuiyue said, "Don't talk about folks, even several relatives say they have no money."

Two leng patted his thigh and smiled: "Good! This time, their faces were torn. See who dares to borrow money from me in the future! "

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