Joke succession

1, A: I'm so sad that my girlfriend ran away. What should I do? What should we do?

You fucking deserve it. Who told you to inject hydrogen?

2. At night, men drive women home. After getting off the bus, the woman said, "Don't send it in the future. Don't think that I am simple and want to take advantage of me. "

The man was furious: "Who do you think I am? Am I that kind of person? " ? When did you feel simple? "

3. A buddy asked a tough girl who had been single for 25 years: "How long have you been in love?"

The sisters slapped them. "Nobody told you not to ask a woman's age!" "

4. Chat with some girlfriends. Girlfriend A: This skirt is very nice. How much is it?

Me: Custom-made, two in 500 yuan.

Girlfriend A: Not expensive, 250 yuan a piece.

Girlfriend A: It's obviously 250 each.

Me. . .