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A joke about the legal system

Son: Mom, I was beaten!

Mom: Who hit you? What does he look like?

Son: He has two eyes, a nose, a mouth and two ears. ...

Thief: Hello? I am a salesman of XX Company, and I recommend our new product to you ... (Laughter)

Dongdong: There is no one at home!

Thief: ... one day, the police found a little girl wandering alone in the street. She can't say her name, and she can't get it out.

Know exactly where to live.

The police began to rummage through her pockets helplessly, hoping to find some clues.

The little girl didn't resist, but said softly, "Don't be afraid, I don't have a gun."