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What are some funny stories about you and your brother?
I still remember when I was very young, we sat on the sofa together and watched TV. At this time, there was an advertisement on TV: cold and sour toothpaste, eat it if you want. After hearing this advertisement, my brother quickly asked me, did you eat it, sister? I really want to eat it. It feels delicious.
I really didn't expect that I was so stupid. On the one hand, I was curious about the taste of cold and sour toothpaste, on the other hand, I wanted to help my brother satisfy his wishes, so I told him that we would try it when mom and dad were away.
So there was such a scene. One day, when Mom and Dad were at work, the two of us secretly went to the grocery store and bought a cool and sour toothpaste at home. Then when we came back, we both fought to put it in our mouths. I said you should listen to me when you are older, and my brother said you should let me go when you are younger. After a fierce argument, I gave in. Now that I'm older, I'll give you the first bite, so my brother opened his mouth and picked up the cold and sour toothpaste and squeezed it into his mouth. I looked at him curiously and quickly asked him if he was delicious. I saw my brother gave me a weird smile after biting twice, and looked at me and said, it's really delicious, sister, try it quickly! So, I took a bite of toothpaste with excitement and excitement, but I spit it out in a second. It was really the most exciting taste I had ever tasted.
Now that I think about it, I really don't know whether to say that I am innocent or stupid.
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