Qizhi Dingbing’s cross talk lines with titles and short funny lines are urgently needed! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Dabing Qizhi's cross talk "Survival from Despair" lines:

Bing: Help.

Zhao: Help.

Bing: Help.

Zhao: Help.

Bing: You have corns in your throat. Can’t you shout loudly?

Zhao: Director, you are the director and I am the secretary. How dare I speak louder than yours?

Bing: When did this happen? There are so many ugly rules. Shout, shout

Zhao: Help

Bing: Help, I It's the Chief of the Army

Zhao: Brackets are at the subject level.

Bing: The two of us went to the mountains to hunt rabbits and accidentally fell into this dry well.

Zhao: If the rabbit is not caught, we will become rabbits.

Bing: Three days and three nights, we haven’t finished all the rice yet.

Zhao: I didn’t even drink a sip of wine.

Bing: There are only two of us here.

Zhao: Not a single member of the opposite sex.

Bing: What are you shouting about? You are the incompetent secretary who made me, a great director, trapped here for three days. (Yes, yes) Look at the hunting place you arranged for me. , except for the two of us, there is no third person coming.

Zhao: The environment here is good.

Bing: Besides, when I fell three days ago, you were on top trying to think of a solution for me. (Yes, yes) Call someone, find a rope, or give me a fight. 110,

Zhao: There is no signal.

Bing: You are here. Without saying a word, he jumped down as well.

Zhao: Director, am I following the leader closely?

Bing: Follow the leader closely and don’t follow him into the well. (Yes, yes, yes) I will be killed by you sooner or later. You’ve made me so angry.

Zhao: Director, don’t be angry, just watch my performance in the future.

Bing: Hey, hi, Director, eh, Director, Director.

Bing: Hey, why is there an extra stool?

Zhao: Director, my loyalty to you can be seen in heaven and earth.

Bing: Because you are always loyal to me, I have wanted to promote you several times.

Zhao: Thank you, Director.

Bing: At the critical moment, you will make a fool of me.

Zhao: I don’t have one.

Bing: When I pick up the dishes, you turn the table. When I listen to the cards, you touch yourself. I'll take a sauna or get a massage, and you'll talk nonsense all over the world. Just say that last time, Captain Wang from the infrastructure team reported to me alone in my office. You just pushed the door open and walked in without even saying hello. You made a lot of money and everyone was embarrassed.

Zhao: I didn’t mean it.

Bing: If you are smarter, if you are smarter, stop talking and just go out. It would be better for you to shout at the top of your lungs: Director, you are rich! Everyone who was involved in the whole situation crowded in to watch the fun. In the end, there was no other way, so I had to publicly deal with Captain Wang.

Zhao: Director, for this matter, you have been rated as a model of anti-corruption and upholding integrity.

Bing: I am unlucky now because of this example. Now everyone knows that I am anti-corruption and upholding integrity. Who will dare to report work to me alone in the future? You are not a secretary, you are my broom. Star, you

Zhao: Director, don’t be angry, watch my actions in the future.

Bing: Don’t talk about the future, call someone to rescue me first.

Zhao: OK, OK, call someone, come~~~~~~~~~~Ouch

Bing: What’s wrong

Zhao: Director, I’m so hungry that I’m dizzy now. Everything looks like a bowl of pork.

Bing: No wonder, in the past two days, I always thought you had a fish head with chopped pepper.

Zhao: Eh

Bing: Oh~~What is it?

Zhao: A chocolate

Bing: Give it to me< /p>

Zhao: Why should I give it to you

Bing: If I don’t eat, I will starve to death

Zhao: Then it is also my life-saving elixir

Bing: I am the director

Zhao: You are not even the county chief

Bing: OK, I will buy it, I will buy it

Zhao: You How much money do you have

Bing: I still have more than two thousand yuan

Zhao: Two thousand, I don’t want to buy it

Bing: The watch is yours

Zhao: No

Bing: I still have a card

Zhao: How much money is in the card

Bing: Tens of thousands of dollars

Zhao: U.S. dollars

Bing: Yeah~~ sell it to me

Zhao: No

Bing: Then what do you want? < /p>

Zhao: From now on, you are the secretary and I am the director

Bing: Director.

Zhao: What did you just call me

Bing: Director

Zhao: I didn’t hear clearly

Bing: I love Director~ ~~~~~~~

Zhao: Look at you, you are such a bitch, hahaha, you are here too

Bing: It’s all the trouble

Zhao: Haha, it feels so good to be the chief

Bing: It makes you happy

Zhao: Oh, your place is pretty good

Bing : Director, don’t inspect La again. You’ve been inspecting for three days, there’s nothing new

Zhao: Hey, secretary, it’s a bit hot today

Bing: I’ll give it to you Fan me

Zhao: My face is covered in sweat

Bing: Let me wipe it for you

Zhao: My back hurts

Bing: I’ll give you a massage

Zhao: My toes are a little itchy

Bing: I’ll give you a lick~~~~~~Bah

Zhao: Hahaha, take good care of your performance (hmm), this chocolate~~ It’s melted

Bing: Help

Zhao: Don’t shout, it’s above Put down the rope

Bing: You’ve had this hallucination six times

Zhao: It’s true

Bing: It’s true

Zhao: They are coming to save us

(Together) One or two graces

(Together) One or two graces

(Together) One or two graces , eh, it’s out, it’s finally out, thank you everyone, thank you, thank you

Zhao: Survive from a desperate situation

Bing: Congratulations, what a joy to congratulate

Zhao: Secretary~~

Bing: Eh~~~~~~ (pause)~~~~~~Are you still dreaming? You, um, who is the secretary~

Zhao: Director, I congratulate you

Bing: Hey hey, secretary

Zhao: Eh

Bing: What do you think of me? I'll take care of you

Zhao: You have to take care of me

Bing: I'll remove you from your post, I'll lay you off directly

Zhao: Hey, eh, eh, eh, eh , Director, Director, you can’t lay me off

Bing: Why

Zhao: I have an eighty-year-old mother

Bing: I let She has no one to support her

Zhao: I have an ignorant child

Bing: I let him become a hooligan on the street

Zhao: I still I have a young and beautiful wife

Bing: I asked her to marry Mr. Wang who guards the reception room

Zhao: Then I~~Then I~~Then I have to go to the Discipline Inspection Commission~~ Reflect on your situation

Bing: What I mean is that I want to promote you to deputy director

Zhao: Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, director, just promotion is enough, your watch ?

Bing: I’ll bring this to you.

Zhao: Your US dollars?

Bing: Transfer it to your account.

Zhao: What if someone alone reports to you?

Bing: The same goes for asking him to report to you.

Zhao: It’s all given to me, what should you do?

Bing: I will go into the well and wait until a director falls~~

Zhao: Go to hell. "End"