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Are chickens and dogs really "restless" together
First of all, let's talk about this idiom, which comes from ancient story allusions. I mean, there may be some hatred between chickens and dogs, right? No, it means that hatred is not very accurate, which means that chickens like to chase dogs. If you put them together, it's easy to make trouble, and then make chickens fly and dogs jump everywhere. Maybe the yard is full of dust, maybe it was hit by them and it was a mess. Maybe someone was there, but they-they didn't care, and they were still chasing each other. This is what we call chicken and dog restless.
But people who are chickens and dogs don't mean that the city is what you call chickens and dogs. Chicken and dog are just two Chinese zodiac signs in China, which have been handed down since ancient times. Everyone's birth year has a corresponding zodiac attribute, and 12 is the 12 zodiac attribute, including rats, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, chickens, dogs and pigs. This is what we call the Chinese zodiac, but it will be a bit funny when chickens and dogs are put together.
Timely and accurate way, it must be funny but it feels a little brainless. Suddenly I remembered a joke that the brain is really a good thing. But some people just don't have any brains.
If chickens and dogs are destined to make trouble together. Then can we say that the story of Adam and Eve can be adapted in this way? In our present era, if we put two men and women in an orchard and tell them this story, will there be a person behind them, and they will be our ancestors? You're kidding! That's not true, is it?
Finally, once again, chickens and dogs are together. No, chickens and dogs are not together. I hope that if two people whose mobile phones belong to dogs come together, they won't ruin their happiness because of this joke.
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