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Coupling connector code

Coupling connector code

Couples' joint code, with sweet love, many couples pay great attention to the sense of ceremony, eager to make every day an anniversary, and also like to express their love in many ways, such as using numbers or code words to express some special meanings. Let's take a look at the common rules of husband and wife.

Couple joint code 1 1, kung pao chicken fish-flavored shredded pork

Second, Oriental Middle School holds up the sun of tomorrow.

Third, worry and fatigue can rejuvenate the country and close your eyes.

Fourth, the king covers the land, and tigers and kittens catch mice.

5. When will the bright moon look up?

Six, a plate of pig's head meat is tempting.

Seven, the mountain covers the day and hoes the grass at noon.

Eight, Tianma Meteor Boxing gives you a pack of salt.

Nine, Qingming Shanghetu Baota Town River Demon

Ten, potatoes and potatoes, I am beef.

Yangtze River, Yangtze River, I am the Yellow River.

Twelve, the land occupied the hills of Xishan, which is another American drama.

Thirteen, the door is close to the sea, and the three rivers have flowed together for thousands of years.

Fourteen, through the dark clouds, clear mountains and clear waters, see cattle and sheep.

Fifteen, it's sunny today, and there are good scenery and good scenery everywhere.

Are you going to Peach Blossom Island? I have a boat.

17. What you mean? No, what you mean.

18. Perseverance in love is ground into a needle.

Nineteen, Fukuzawa's life dream has come true.

Hold hands and look at each other with tears. Let me see if you can cry.

Twenty-one, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and a new generation changes the old ones.

Twenty-two, when the mountain is pulled out, it is not appropriate to (chase) immortality.

Twenty-three, but I still remember that night, Storm Snacks Support.

Twenty-four, go to Gulangyu and other friends.

However, as long as China keeps our friendship, I will wait for you here.

Twenty-six, spring flowers and autumn moon, sunny and full moon.

Twenty-seven, how much sadness can there be? I can't see you when I miss you.

I don't know where to go to peach blossom, but I still smile at the spring breeze.

29. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere.

When those red berries come in spring, how many trees will grow?

Thirty-one, until I raise my glass and ask Mingyue to drink Radix Isatidis.

Thirty-two, I think the paper is shallow, and I beg your advice.

33, but you broaden your horizons by 300 miles and put on more trousers.

Thirty-four Walking in the rainy season will wet your shoes.

35. There is no paper in the toilet at the head of thousands of feet village.

36. Romantic figures through the ages still look at today's heroes.

Thirty-seven, Baishan comprehensive river without birds and waters

Thirty-eight, an inch of time and an inch of money are hard to buy.

Thirty-nine, the old vine and the faint crow wear a pair of autumn trousers to go home.

Forty, the sun shines in the sky and asks the sky for wine.

Couple joint code 2 1, the most literary code between couples.

"The moonlight is really beautiful tonight", when Natsume Soseki was teaching English, the students directly translated "I love you" into "I love you". Natsume said that the Japanese wouldn't be so straightforward, just saying "the moonlight is very good tonight". Now this sentence has become synonymous with ambiguity.

2. The most brain-burning secret code between lovers

It's very good to express love with crossword puzzles, but it's a bit brain-burning. I wonder if the other party can understand. The swan flies away and the bird doesn't return, thinking about the troubles of the past, the clouds open and the moon is bright, and the water meets again in several places. People lean on the moon and the single aristocrats follow.

The implied meaning is "I can't live without you". Swans fly away and birds don't return, but words are headless; There are two more strokes in the middle of the word (Shuang Mu doesn't pick up Lin Xin), and the combination of people and children is himself. The implied meaning is "I miss you very much".

3. The most secret' code'.

Expressing one's confession in code words is incomprehensible to others. For example, 9624649649826, a long string of numbers, put together with nine squares, will get the words "I love you forever". Wall, eye and knee are translated into English as "wall, eye and knee", and homophonic nine means I love you.

These argots apply no matter what stage your relationship has gone through ~ what stage is your love going through?

I love your code.

1, English argot

English on the wall, English on the eyes and English on the knees are all homophones of I love you.

2. Chemical argot

Os At Nb, the periodic table of chemical elements, osmium, promethium, niobium, homophonic expression for I love you.

3. Sign language gestures

I patted my chest with my right hand. Love is making a fist with your left hand and then sticking out your thumb. Place the palm of your right hand on the right side of your left thumb and turn it clockwise once. You point your index finger at each other.

4. Character argot

%69%6C%6F%76%65%75, this series of characters can be used in the website /s? Wd=%69%6C%6F%76%65%75 Copy it and you will know the answer.

5. Mathematical formula

R=a( 1-sinθ), the answer of this equation is called Cartesian heart-shaped curve, and what the heart stands for represents love. This story comes from mathematician Descartes and Swedish princess Christine, their favorite ways of expressing love.

Couple joint code 3 1, a: one person is beautiful, two people are beautiful? B: a person is beautiful! Interpreted as: single (lingering) beauty

2.a: The old vine is dead. B: Wear a pair of long pants to go home.

3, A: The tortoise covers the earth and the tiger B: Stewed mushrooms with chicken.

4. A: "Will it rain today? Answer: "If it doesn't rain today, it will rain tomorrow"-Jade Guanyin

5.a: "doesn't your husband drink?" A: Do you have any aspirin? " -"incubation period"

6. A: Sweet potato, sweet potato, I'm potato B: Potato, potato, I'm sweet potato.

7. A: The earth shakes and the mountains shake, and the western hills are eternal. B: The door faces the sea, and the three rivers flow all the year round. .....

8. A:-You are sick! B: I'm not sick. You are very rude. Let's forgive each other's imperfections, shall we?

9.a: Glory belongs to my emperor B: Your father followed your mother.

10, A: Who is Kobe? B: A man like a god.

1 1, A: Married B: Love each other.

12, A: Viagra is in hand B: All over the world.

13, A: The garden is not closed in spring B: An almond crawled out.

14, A: Brother Chun is a pure man B: A real man with iron blood.

15, A: I am a cloud in the sky B: You are a piece of shit on the ground.

16, a: specific detonation frequency b: details are not disclosed.

Who are you? B: I am who I am. A: With the light on? The hood is on fire. How many stars are there in the sky? B: The pagoda on the ground is very bright.

18, A: Eat if you don't eat, and your pride is like a bone. B: honest and upright, reasonable and not sentimental.

19, A: Worry and fatigue can rejuvenate the country, B: Close your eyes and recuperate.

20. Woody 02 B: The cat catches the mouse.

2 1, A: When will there be a bright moon B: Look up for yourself.

22, a: a plate of pig's head 02 B: 22 attractive.

23.a: the mountain covers the day. b: mowing is at noon.

24. A: Tianma Meteor Boxing B: Here's a pack of salt.

25.a: Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival B: River Demon in Baota Town

26. A: Potato, Potato B: I'm beef.

A: Yangtze River, Yangtze River B: I'm the Yellow River.

28.A: Station Gaogang 02 B: Xishan School is an eternal show.

29. This door faces the sea. B: Three rivers have flowed in parallel for thousands of years.

30. A: Clear the dark clouds and clear the sky for Wan Li. 2B: Look at cattle and sheep when the mountains are high and clear.

3 1, A: It's sunny today B: There are good scenery everywhere, good scenery.

Are you going to Peach Blossom Island? I have a boat.

A: Your Yida B: No, your Yida.

34. A: Love Perseverance B: Iron pestle grinds into a needle

35. A: Fukuzawa Life B: Dreams come true

36.a: Hold hands and look at each other with tears B: I'll see if you cry.

37. A: The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. B: The new generation has replaced the old one.

38. a: vigorously pull out the mountain. B: Times are bad, but you can't chase them.

39.a: but now I remember that night, that storm b: the support of midnight snack.

40.a: Go to Gulangyu B: Wait for your friends.

A: But as long as our friendship is in China, B: I will wait for you here.

42. A: Spring flowers and autumn moons B: Rain or shine.

43. How much sadness can you have? B: I can't see you when I miss you.

A: People don't know where to go. Peach blossoms in the spring breeze are still smiling.

45. In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

When those red berries come in spring.

47. I raise my glass and ask Mingyue B: * * * Drink Radix Isatidis.

48. A: It's hard to learn from paper. Please give me some advice.

49. But you have broadened your horizons by 300 miles.

50, A: Good rain knows the season B: Walking will wet your shoes.

5 1, A: Fly down to thousands of feet. B: There is no paper in the village toilet.

52.A: A romantic figure through the ages 02 B: Let's look at today's heroes.

53. A: There are no birds in the mountains; B: Wanshui River.

54. A: An inch of time is an inch of gold. B: A thousand dollars is hard to buy.

55. The sun shines in the sky. B: Ask heaven for wine.

A: The Yangtze River flows. The Yellow River is frozen.

A: You said, "Heaven has eyes." B: I replied, "The earth is speechless."

58.a: daytime students b: animals at night!

59. A: The yellow sky is dead, and it will stand when it clears. B: I'm 6 1 year old, and everything is fine.

A: "Excuse me, didn't we meet in California last summer?" B: "No, I think we met in the Hamptons."

6 1, a: "Did we meet in Beijing in 2004?" B: "We may have met, but I think it's in Harbin."

62. A: You are Huang Si, and I am a straight B: A thousand years of lingering.

63.a: King Gai Di Hu B: River Demon in Baota Town ....

64. When do you hug each other? B: I'm watching the fun.

65.a: Who's the newcomer B: The same person! !

Yu Zecheng: "I heard that your cousin smuggled cameras. Can I see the goods? " Zuo Lan: "You are mistaken, sir. My cousin sells tea. "

Yu Zecheng: "Sir, can I have a look at this?" Liao: "Newspaper or Bible?"

68. Yu Zecheng: "Excuse me, is the stock delivery of Yongan Cotton Mill still delayed?" Shopkeeper: "No, it won't be postponed. I want to sell. I have some arbitrage news. Well, according to the rules of the Happy Club, five points. "

69. The sky is gray and wild, the hope of getting rich is too slim, the water is winding and the road is long, the days without money are too long, and high-rise buildings are busy. Let's meet tonight. Union code: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival is coming!

70. Is it windy on the Hakka boat today ... (Is the boss there), ... It's going to rain today (looking for the police), ... It's going to thunder today (the opponent is on fire), ... If it's not windy today, it's going to sail later (the boss is gone), ... If it's windy today, please get on the boat (the boss is here). ...