Funny phrases used by colleagues on TikTok

1. When I came to this world, I had no intention of returning alive!

2. I understand the truth, but the people who are loved are all ancestors.

3. The most worthless thing I ever bought was the IELTS test. It cost me 2,000 yuan to buy an eraser and pencil.

4. If someone asks you why you gained weight, just say you forgot. Don't explain, the more you explain, the sadder it will be.

5. The so-called gap between ideal and reality is that when you pick it up, you think it is a piece of meat, but when you bite it, you realize that it is actually a piece of ginger.

6. Watch the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

7. Sometimes, except for lies that are true, everything else is false!

8. It’s the son who can’t control it, but it’s the daughter who can’t control it.

9. School! Although you got my person, you couldn't get my heart.

10. I say to you "so handsome" to remind you - don't be too handsome, otherwise you will be too handsome!