The Spring Festival Gala sketches over the years bring back memories! Cai Ming and Pan Changjiang's Happy Twist Quotes frequently appear, making you laugh every time you watch them

It’s 2021,

You can still see Cai Ming persistently fighting against Pan Changjiang.

"This (big kettle) should be given to Pan Changjiang, he can take a bath with it."

(Hahaha, not very harmful, very insulting)

(Fucking Pan Changjiang has become Cai Ming's muscle memory)

This is a clip from last night's "Qi Pa Shuo",

It has been hahahaha for several pages.

I can’t help but pick up a collection of Cai Ming and Pan Changjiang from previous Spring Festival Galas for everyone to see

The 2013 "Dance If You Want".

Cai: What are you doing here?

Pan: Dance the national standard.

Cai: National standard? You look like a mouse to me.

Cai: It really comes from the heart. Whether you have a small heart or a wretched one.

(This is not connotation anymore, but Minghan)

Pan: You are an old lady who is even harder to take care of than Cixi.

Cai: Have you ever served Cixi?

Pan: People must be grounded and grind on the ground. The more they grind, the healthier they will be.

Cai: The more you wear it, the shorter it will be!

(Comes with a white eye)

Pan: My stage name is Little Top.

Cai: No wonder I want to whip you so much.

(Cai Ming never looked at Pan Changjiang in this sketch)

Cai: Your dancing is so disgusting that it opens the door to disgust. It’s so disgusting.

(Too cruel, too cruel, hahahaha)

It’s really a series of vicious words and high-energy golden sentences!

There is also 2015's "Station Station".

Cai: Yo! There is another person squatting here.

Pan: Who is squatting? I'm standing!

Cai: Why don’t you wear a seat belt?

Pan: I don’t have to.

Cai: I’m afraid of being embarrassed.

Cai: Turn on the warm air.

Pan: There is no warm air. If you are cold, I will take off my cotton-padded jacket and give it to you.

Cai: No, no, no, I don’t wear children’s clothes.

I feel that Pan Changjiang feels uncomfortable every year if he is not criticized by Cai Ming~

There is also the 2016 "Online Shopping Adventure".

Pan: Don’t I sing well?

Cai: Ouch, your singing sounds like you ate a plastic bag.

Pan: And my break dancing...

Cai: With your break dancing, from a distance, I would have thought the clothes rack was crazy.

"Wife" in 2017.

Pan: Back then, I was known as Xiao Feixiang, wasn’t it different?

Cai: Half like that.

Pan: Which half?

Cai: Xiang.

(Hahaha, shown to Hu Gele)

Pan: Now I am a loser.

Cai: Don't say that...it turns out you are too.

Learned, learned!

There will be material to complain about in the future!

Tell me how good the Spring Festival Gala skits in the past few years were,

But now...

Cai Ming’s program was banned twice in a row years.

Another person who was killed this year was Happy Mahua...

(My heart dropped when I heard the news)

The hot comments speak out what everyone feels like :

"I want to see how funny the sketch can be."

I try to look forward to it.

But what I have to say is that

The sketches in recent years have indeed become less and less interesting.

Instead of being sarcastic, it becomes more and more preachy, and the ending has to be emotional...

(I watched it with a smile, but you had to make me cry)

If you look at the early years,

they simply used a funny tone to reflect (connotation) some social phenomena.

It is still timeless even now

Like "Star Chaser" in 1993, which reflected the madness of star-chasing girls.

Starring Guo Da, Zhao Lirong and Cai Ming.

Guo Da plays the father, Zhao Lirong plays the grandmother,

Cai Ming plays an obsessed star-chasing daughter.

So obsessed

When my idol gets off work and is splashed with mud by his car,

I can still happily say:

"Do you know how precious this idea is?"

(The irony is to the core)

To the point of obsession

Parents do not support their pursuit of stars or When commenting on his idol,

immediately threatened:

"You can hit me and scold me, but you will never allow you to insult my idol. If you say that again, I will Running away from home ”

It couldn’t be more true.

And even in the end,

did not forcibly sublimate "obsession" into "star chasing meaning".

There is also the 1996 "Working Adventure", which satirizes unscrupulous merchants' shoddy goods and jacks up prices.

Starring Zhao Lirong, Gong Hanlin, and Jin Zhu.

It tells the story of an old lady who went out to work and met a sinister general manager. The general manager asked her to dress up as Empress Cixi and invite guests to dinner.

Finally, he exposed them one by one in the form of singing:

"Whatever is added to the palace becomes valuable."

"The palace jade liquid wine, one hundred and eighty One glass. How about this wine? Let me tell you."

"It's actually the boiled water that Erguotou mixed with water."

This sketch has become a satirical joke. It's a classic.

There is also the 2001 "Selling Kidnappings",

starring Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, and Gao Xiumin.

(First prize for the sketch that year)

Tricks to deceive people:

"He has a big head and a thick neck. If he is not a rich man, he will be a butler!"

"Take two steps, take two steps. If you are not sick, take two steps."

Even if you are not lame, you will be deceived into being lame.

Isn’t that what we are talking about now, the “script-style selling” in Internet celebrity live broadcast rooms?

Good works really never go out of style.

There is also the 2007 "Gift", which reflects the phenomenon of gift-giving.

Starring Guo Da, Cai Ming, and Period.

Giving gifts to leaders for children’s schooling

“Behind every successful director is a beautiful daughter.”

“Every successful leader has a There is a shining forehead.

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And the 2009 film "Not Short of Money", which reflected the phenomenon of "good face" and "trust relationship",

starring Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Bi Fujian, and Maomao.

(I just watched it again, and it didn’t feel too long at 24 minutes)

In order to get almost hilarious lines

“Look at his smile when he left with your grandpa. How similar the photos are! ”

“Oh, it looks more like it when I’m not smiling!” ”

There is also the 2014 "Help or Not",

starring Shen Teng and Ma Li.

Classic lines:

"The farmer and the snake, Mr. Dongguo and the wolf, Hao Jian and the old lady. "

You should understand after hearing this name.

It means that the old man who fell down should be helped to the Spring Festival Gala stage.

All can A classic sketch that brings back endless memories.

But what about now?

There are also good ones, but they are becoming less and less...

Last year. The only sketch that can be called good-looking is Happy Twist's "Going Through the Scene"

It satirizes bureaucracy and formalism

(Duo Yong)

You. Listen to how true it is

The employee who painted the mountain green has obviously recovered from formaldehyde poisoning, but in order for the section chief played by Shen Teng to perform a good image of visiting the employees, he pretended to be sick

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“The leader hasn’t come to visit yet, how can you (illness) be cured! "

"If you have any questions, just ask them! I'm here to solve the problem! "

"Then I won't mention it. You can ask me a question later. ”

“If you don’t accept it, you think the money is too little.” "

Oh, I dare to say more and more.

One of the hot comments at the time:

"This sketch made me laugh successfully. I haven't seen it in a long time. It’s a sketch that’s not sensational but full of satire. ”

Who is not.

BUT...

This year I don’t even have hope for happy twists.

Also,

The previous skit was full of witty lines and hilarious phrases

"Kung Fu"

"The pig hit the tree." , you hit a pig and rear-ended it, right? "

"Heaven, earth, which angel lady gave me this bad breath! "

"Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow"

"My name is Baiyun, my name is Heitu. I'm 71, I'm 75. I am a chicken and I am a tiger. This is my husband, this is my mother. "

"Planning"

"Place an order for a rooster, the fighter among roosters, oh yeah! "

"Xiao Cui talks about things"

"A leader without news is not a leader, and a celebrity without scandals is not a celebrity. "

"It's hard to be a human being, it's hard to be a woman, it's hard to be an old woman. ”

The White Clouds and Black Soil series is yyds to me!

Every move is funny

One punchline in 10 seconds, every sentence is a baggage.

"Unlocking"

"When the car hits the wall, you know it has turned, and when the stock price rises, you know you bought it. I made a mistake and was sentenced. You know how to repent. The big snot flows into your mouth. I think about it and dump you! "

"Giving Gifts"

"A toad inserted a feather duster and pretended to be a wolf with a big tail. ”

“A toad crawls on the road pretending to be a camouflage Jeep.

"

"Not Short of Money"

"The saddest thing in the world is that money is not spent when people die. The saddest thing in the world is that money is spent when people are alive. . "

"As soon as you close your eyes and open them, a day passes. As soon as you close your eyes, this life will pass. "

"Today's Happiness 2"

"What defeats you is not innocence, but innocence. ”

Many of them can be used to match the passwords now.

But what about now?

There are not many golden sentences that everyone can remember.

Netizens even started to guess:

“Which internet term will be mentioned in the sketch this year? ”

What about “Oli gives”, “I’m too southern” and so on...

Just this...can it bring you a surprise?

And not only the audience, but also the comedians are tired...

Zhao Benshan feels that doing sketches is getting more and more tiring:

"( Because) Preaching is the most tiring. Once the work educates people, can they still laugh? "

Xiao Shenyang said that he would no longer act in sketches:

"(Because) the sketches now have a happy beginning and a sad ending, which I don't like. I like to make everyone laugh, and make everyone laugh from beginning to end. You laugh happily. "

Jia Ling also said on the show:

"Even when it is sensational, I don't want it to be too sensational. "

Yes, why are you stirring up emotion?

Everyone is a comedian, not a tragedy, so why bother?

Over-sublimation is boring.

This is almost everyone’s opinion:

“When did it become a luxury to laugh from beginning to end while watching a sketch? ”

Let the comedy be pure.