What jokes do doctors tell each other?

1. A medical student went to the clinic with his tutor during his internship. The tutor said that you should pay attention to asking family history when asking medical history. For example, if the patient says his blood pressure is high, you should pay attention to ask his father if he has high blood pressure.

Then the first day the doctor went to the clinic and a patient came in.

Doctor: What's the matter with you?

Patient: I was hit by a car.

Doctor: ... Has your father been hit by a car before?

One day, a group of doctors got together to discuss why they chose this department in the first place.

One person said that one day when I was at school, I asked my teacher if orthopedics was the most profitable.

The teacher said: Bullshit, ophthalmology is the most profitable.

So I chose anorectal department.

Transferred from Zhihu.

I pay attention to the workshop of Huang He, the official account of WeChat, and often have jokes about it.