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Neither of them is their own! Two sons have been together for eight years, and the wife has been married three times. Why doesn't the husband know?
The two sons who were born together for eight years are not biological. Chi Yan: I'm also surprised that Xie Fengling and Chi Yan met through chat software in the summer of 20 12, and broke up after getting along for a month. In June of the following year, Chi Yan suddenly contacted Xie Fengling and said that she had given birth to a son to Xie Fengling, who was already full moon. Xie Fengling was very happy to hear that. He felt that he should do his duty as a man, so he took Chi Yan and her son home.
Xie Fengling always wanted to get a license with Chi Yan, but Chi Yan always refused for various reasons, either waiting for the child to be older or saying that it is useless to get a license now. I'm already your man. Xie Fengling didn't care, but also made up a wedding for Chi Yan. After the marriage, Xie Fengling went out to work alone to earn money, and his wife Chi Yan took care of the children at home. This marriage certificate was never mentioned again. It was not until 20 16 that their second child was born.
But when the children are old enough to go to primary school, Xie Fengling suggested that two people get a marriage certificate. Chi Yan is still very reluctant at this time. When Xie Fengling was dragged to the Civil Affairs Bureau, the staff said: You two can't get the certificate. Chi Yan is married now. Chi Yan couldn't hold back the fire in this paper, so she showed Xie Fengling the card. In fact, she has been married three times, and the reason why she didn't get a license with Xie Feng is because there was no divorce in the last marriage. Xie Fengling was dumbfounded. Without asking more detailed questions, Chi Yan left her two children and ran away from home.
But children can't delay going to school. Without a birth certificate, you can only go through the formalities by paternity test. As a result, they never imagined that neither of them was Xie Fengling's own. Tie took two children to Chi Yan's maiden. As a result, everyone in her family said that it had nothing to do with herself and refused to adopt these two children, which made me the funniest. Xie Fengling called Chi Yan, and Chi Yan actually said, What did you do early? I don't think I did anything wrong.
Later, Xie Fengling, a policeman, suggested that the criminal's self-report appeared slowly. She said that her ex-husband was addicted to gambling and the child ran away shortly after birth. At this time, Chi Yan suddenly thought of Xie Fengling, so she asked Xie Fengling? Take over? . Even Chi Yan said: It feels like a joke to me, and I feel very strange that the second child is not his.
I really feel wronged by Xie Fengling. I have worked so hard for this family, and I ended up in qingqing grasslands. It is a fact that he went out to work and Chi Yan cheated at home. Who is the second child likely to have? This is no longer a question of a man's dignity. It's already stupid and brainless. Xie Fengling should have been wary when Chi Yan didn't want to get a marriage certificate. Is it because there are other problems, honest man? Take over? Not so grounded. Can only say that this farce is all caused by Chi Yan, one person, two homes, all broken.
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