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Tofu fell and got up again. What answer did you see when you turned around? It was announced at 9 o'clock.

One day, a person went to a restaurant to eat.

After entering, he said to the proprietress, "Give me a bowl of mutton instant noodles, which is sparse and there is no soup."

The proprietress went to invite him to dinner.

Soon, the chef came out with a kitchen knife: "Come and tell me how to do it, come on!" "