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How to send a circle of friends when eating at someone else's house?

1, I eat rice seriously!

2. Succeeding in rice, eating and drinking enough, and going home.

Going to my aunt's house for dinner is not conducive to the great cause of losing weight.

4. The Dragon Boat Festival is just around the corner, reminding friends who are struggling in the front line of work to work hard and avoid working overtime on holidays; Try to reduce three meals and eat more zongzi; Bless your friends in advance and take the initiative. Remember to invite me!

It's a pity that I'm not happy at all. Oh, forget it. Fill your stomach and go home to watch TV.

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The object of rubbing rice should also have priority. We should follow the principle of "get rich first, then get poor, then get mature", and we can't hang ourselves on a tree. If you catch rich people or acquaintances, you will rub them endlessly. Not to mention whether others are willing or not, we should also consider our own reputation.

It is necessary to maintain the glorious image in the process of rubbing rice, so that the person who is rubbed feels that "you have to give him face" is the best. When rubbing rice, we should consider the psychological endurance and financial support of the object being rubbed, and always be compassionate in the price of dishes and drinks, and enough is enough. Of course, if you meet a hedge with deep pockets, that is another matter.