Calvin's collection of cold jokes

Collection of King Arthur's Classic Quotations:

1) Shakespeare: "Man can control his own destiny. If we are controlled by others, it is not fate, but ourselves. "

(2) King Arthur: "Poor people must have something hateful. You finally succeeded in angering me. "

(3) King Arthur: "This is an advanced guava middle school ... unfortunately, I hate this kind of educator most ... where is junior guava middle school?"

(4) Shakespeare: "To be or not to be, this is a question ..."

(5) King Arthur: "A group of monkeys will say that the teacher is early, which is really an eye-opener."

(6) King Arthur: "A woman with a false appearance is like a gold ring on a pig's nose. Hey! Poor! "

(7) King Arthur: "Woman, woman! On the stage of men, you will always stand outside the aperture and applause. "

(8) Shakespeare said: "When you are dizzy, you should rotate more. Your own sorrow can be cured by the sorrow of others. "

(9) King Arthur: "This is really not something that ordinary people can do. Besides, please call me King Arthur! "

(10) King Arthur: "Hey! I think King Arthur has been drugged into a coma. Was my posture ugly when I passed out? Is the posture good? "

(1 1) Shakespeare: "Rotate more when you are dizzy. Your own sorrow can be cured by the sorrow of others. "

(12) Tagore: "Possibility asks impossibility where you live, and impossibility answers that you are in that helpless dream."

(13) Shakespeare: "Don't argue with determined people, because they can change the facts."

(14) King Arthur: "The human heart is the most terrible killer lurking in the dark."

(15) King Arthur: "A true fighter is always willing to admit his defeat."

(16) Aristotle: "Mental violence can kill people without bloodshed."

(17) King Arthur: "My mobile phone, watch, necklace and ring are all pawned, so I'm not used to being empty. What is a friend? A friend is always a fool who stands by you when he makes unforgivable mistakes. "

(18) King Arthur: "The wise are always lonely."

(19) King Arthur: "The strong are always the last to leave the battlefield."

(20) King Arthur: "Concealing the truth and making concessions will only keep people away from the truth."

(2 1) King Arthur: "Woman, woman, choose between appearance and knowledge. You can have both and lose both, which is a tragic ending. "

(22) King Arthur: "Truth, truth, the closer to truth, the harder it is to win people's trust."

(23) King Arthur: "No! Xiaoyu recognized me. ..... so you can recognize it. (Shakespeare: Anyone can recognize you dressed like this. ) ..... no way! Is my disguise really that bad? I can't believe I recognized it just by looking back. (Aristotle: Yes, your disguise is really bad ...) "

(24) King Solomon: "A rebuke to a wise man is better than a hundred lashes to a fool."

(25) King Arthur: "Before corruption, people should be proud, and before honor, they should be humble."

(26) King Arthur: "Where there is doubt, there is truth, because truth is the shadow of doubt."

(27) Churchill: "You will never lose more than what you have now."

King Arthur: "megalomaniac, do you know that your crying really makes it difficult for me to sympathize with you?" King Solomon said,' vanity vanity, vanity, everything is vanity.' Wang Dadong, you are crying! Anyway, everything is just vanity. "

(29) King Arthur: "Too perfect love is sad and harmful."

Shakespeare: "In broad daylight, a ninja came to the campus and attacked us."

(3 1) King Arthur: "Caiyi 0, it's very sad for a male student to have that name. Why are you so stubborn and looking for someone to fight everywhere? ... it's a boy who stomps his feet easily. It makes me sick. I don't hit men, women and men, okay! Alas, Caiyi, Bernard Shaw said, I'd rather live alone in the wild than be in the same room with stubborn and stupid people. That makes sense, Caiyi. I believe you don't understand, because I believe you don't have the virtue of reading at ordinary times. "

(32) Shakespeare: "Happy love can relax the soldiers' nervous mood."

Churchill: "I would rather kill the enemy alone on the battlefield than face unreasonable people alone."

Mark Twain: "A belated truth is like a horseshoe that suddenly hits the head. Hey, it hurts! "

(35) Shakespeare: "When the heart of honor is hurt, friendship is a good medicine to cure it."

(36) King Arthur: "The lips of fools occasionally spit out words of wisdom."

(37) Shakespeare: "You are dead."

(38) Tagore: "Young people bear the burden of humiliation so as not to suffer indignities in old age."

(39) King Arthur: "There is nothing hidden that cannot be revealed."

(40) Bible proverb: "You should make your parents happy and make you happy."

(4 1) King Arthur: "Perfect love makes people weak, and imperfect love hurts."

Churchill: "The calm before the storm is brewing what will happen next."

(43) King Arthur: "The prince who breaks the law is as guilty as the common people."

King Arthur: "Our bodyguards have to be paid, so you ruined them, right?"

King Arthur: "Desire can make any food delicious. Yes, this is the best pizza I have ever eaten. "

(46) King Arthur: "The more perfect the personality, the more disasters people can bear."

King Arthur: "heartbreaker, your exposure has improved a lot recently." Aren't you afraid that the audience will be tired of watching? "

King Arthur: "Pay attention to what fools say, because occasionally useless words will contain treasure."

(49) King Arthur: "Great love often begins with trivial details. I won't agree with this sentence if it kills me. "

(50) Mark Twain: "Kissing without emotion is like kissing dead pork."

(5 1) Alexander the Great said: "When the sword of justice is waved, it is inevitable to hear the cries of evildoers."

(52) King Arthur: "What is hidden behind revenge is usually more terrible than revenge."

(53) Shakespeare: "A jealous brother is a lie."

King Solomon: "Where the heart is, there is the treasure."