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Top ten Korean classic comedies list

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Ten classic comedies in Stephen Chow

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Hollywood classic comedy blockbuster

A man with a face and a beast's heart: (Director: Luke Greenfield, main actors: Rob Schneider, Lynn haskell, edward asner: (2002)No. 176)

Marvin (rob schneider), a student of the Police Academy, is a timid loser. He almost died in an accident, but he was rescued by a mysterious man and transplanted with animal organs. After returning to human civilization, he found that the animal nature in his body began to stir and his behavior became more and more eccentric; Sleeping naked in the kennel, grabbing a frisbee with dogs, licking yourself with thighs, and even running on all fours, but there are both bad and good. The marine gene in his body enabled him to successfully rescue a drowning child. ...

The thief has changed: (film length: 90 minutes, director: Les Mipides, main actors: martin lawrence, Luke Wilson, William forsyth, David Sharp, Xiang Jin Zi (No.30, 2000).

Three years ago, Miles Logan, a brilliant jewel thief, was surrounded by the police and had no choice but to hide his newly acquired diamonds worth $20 million in a construction site. After three years in prison, Miles' first thing to do was to take the diamonds played back at the construction site and start a new life, only to find that the construction site three years ago has now become LAPD. At present, the only way to get the diamonds back is to sneak into the police station. Miles tried many different ways, but he couldn't get in. So he decided to take the ultimate move-pretending to be a policeman. It never occurred to Maier that he became the most beautiful detective in the police station because he knew so many criminal tricks and led his partners, such as Lu, all the way to the front, car chase and bullets, and caught the criminal red-handed. Miles changed from a criminal in the past to a hero today.

The Pursuit of Fierce Love: (film length: 95 minutes, director: paul thomas anderson, actors: adam sandler, Emina Watson, film title: (2003)No. 1358)

Barry, a small businessman, was heavily in debt because he was addicted to "VoIP" and was chased by gangsters. He has seven troubled sisters, which have a great influence on Barry and make him afraid to fall in love. One of the girls also specially arranged for him to "blind date", and he was not interested. He likes to exchange points coupons for pudding desserts for flying miles. One day, he finally saved enough mileage to buy a plane ticket, and he chose romantic Hawaii. At this time, the mysterious woman in Barry's life appeared, but she turned out to be …

Shrinking back: (film length: 84 minutes, director: Mike Dina, main actors: burt reynolds, seymour cassel, Richard Dreyfus, etc. ) (2002) 18 1)

"A golden house and a silver house are not as good as your own dog house". The protagonist's home is in a shabby old people's home in Miami, USA. They are four old people who are over sixty. They will be poor again the next year. When they were young, they were all members of the battle-hardened mafia. Don't look at the fate of being kicked out of the nursing home now. Although he is in his twilight years, the old man is not old. In order to keep their home, four people decided to return to their old jobs. They conceived a seemingly simple, but actually mysterious and pitiful "family protection plan". Unfortunately, they ignored their age and skills, but made a lot of jokes. ...

Christmas madness: (film length: 90 minutes, directed by Peter Werner and starring Mather Goldberg: (2002) No.603)

Lucy is the director of a shopping chain company and is responsible for hiring the program to help sell Santa Claus. She is capricious and changeable. Nick is a real Santa Claus. His 200-year contract is about to expire, so he must convince Lucy that she is the perfect candidate. But who will believe that all this is incredible? ...

Perfect: (film length: 135 minutes, director: James Brooke, main actors: Jack Nicholson, Helen Hutton, Zi (2000) No.30)

Mr. Cat Shit (Jack Nicholson) is a neat freak and nobody likes him. Because he saw Mr Simon's dog urinating in the corridor, he threw it into the garbage chute. On this day, Mr. Simon's home was robbed by robbers, and Mr. Cat Shit took on the obligation of taking care of the puppy, and he became good friends with the puppy from then on. He has a restaurant, where he often eats and needs a fixed seat and a fixed waitress. The waitress didn't go to work that day. He answered the door and saw the waitress's only sick son. In order not to delay his meal, he hired a good doctor for the waitress, and the medical expenses were all covered. From then on, the waitress found the virtue of Mr. Cat Shit and treated him differently. Because he was going to see Simon off, he brought a waitress. During the journey of the three of them, Mr. Cat Shit, who has always been incompatible with others, pursued the waitress. ...

Master of Camouflage: (film length: 80 minutes, director: Perez Andehring Blake, main actors: Dana Caffe, James Boleyn, Dzhanis Boleyn, etc. ).

The Qiu family in pista inherited a magical skill: imitation and disguise! People in this family can suddenly change from a famous pop star to an outstanding athlete and even play the role of president. This magical ability enables them to enter and leave various places at will without being blocked. Because of this incredible stunt, pista Hill was targeted by the newly released criminal Bowman. Bowman is evil and has been planning to steal the most precious wealth in the world.

Bald Savior: (film length: 103 minutes, director: Barry levinson, main actors: Barry McCaughey, Brian F. auburn, anna friel Wen Xiang Gold: (2002) No.680).

The story tells that in Ireland in the turbulent 1980s, two hair stylists with different religious beliefs started a business together. Comb works as a barber in a mental hospital. Comb, unwilling to live a mediocre life, started a wig business with his companions with the support of his girlfriend. The initial efforts have not been rewarded, and religious beliefs have always affected their business and even the friendship of their best friends. The deal with the Northern Ireland Peace Corps was full of adventure and coincidence, but it also prompted Qom to order wigs. Finally, through unremitting efforts, Combe finally improved and developed the wig business.

Hillbilly into the city: (film length: 1 15 minutes, directed by Steven Brill, main actors: adam sandler, Nona Reed, Steve Bassemi, etc. Chinese character: (2003) No.535)

40 billion dollars fell from the sky ...

Dietz is a young man from a remote town. Idle, one day I was told that he inherited a large media enterprise from his seriously ill uncle and became a millionaire worth tens of billions of dollars overnight! This is really a windfall! Dietz will not only become indifferent because of his money, but also do a lot of public welfare for his town. But the problem of money also followed, and many people around were eyeing the new rich man. Baby, a little reporter in new york, was sent by his boss to dig up information from Mr Dietz. Mr. Dietz, who is helpful and honest, has no doubt, and soon regards Beibei as a good friend, so a farce is staged. ...

Stealing money to go to Harvard: (length: 98 minutes, director: Bruce mccullough, main actors: tom green, Jason Lee, leslie mann, etc. ) No.832.

Duff and John are best friends. But their lives are completely different. Duff is considered a despicable person, a liar and a thief. On the other hand, John is a good man who works hard and lives honestly. His biggest dream is to earn enough $30,000 as soon as possible and marry his girlfriend Elaine who has been in contact for many years. They struggled for the early arrival of this day for many years. Finally, this number will be reached soon, and a better life seems just around the corner.

At this moment, suddenly there came a news that I didn't know whether it was good or bad. John's nephew Noreen was admitted to the famous Harvard University! John promised that if Noreen went to college, he would bear the tuition alone. But when I heard that the tuition fee was more than 29 thousand dollars, John was shocked at once.

John had no choice but to hide it from Elaine and ask his friend Duff for help. Duff took this opportunity to encourage John to go out with him and get some money back. Facing the reminder of inner justice and the temptation of huge amounts of money, what can John do now? ...