Help me translate cold jokes ~ ~

Cold jokes cannot be translated. . . . .

The process of translation is like that of microwave. It is boring when it is hot.

In fact, they are all very simple things, or the truth, which has to be said, so they are called cold jokes.

For example, when the matchstick is a little cold, it burns, so it becomes a cotton swab. Hehe, do you understand this?

Dizziness. . . . How to supplement this? . .

Scratching your head is to strike a match and light a fire. Go pack cotton, it's just a cotton swab ~