Kneel for funny jokes, not swearing. If you think it's super funny, please don't perfunctory me. Thank you!

An old lady can't read, but she likes listening to the radio. The weather forecast must be listened to every day. One day at dinner, I asked my family, "I have a question." Do you know where it is? It rains almost every day there. "

Soon after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " "

The stewardess advised passengers to fasten their seat belts.

"The last time the plane landed, everyone who didn't wear a seat belt fell bloody."

Q: "The one with the seat belt."

A: "Nothing, everyone is seated, just like the living."

During ... ............

Child: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Is he going to take it off? Still have to wear it?

Title: Among them

Children: I hurt my left foot.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

Title: One after another.

Child: After work, Dad goes home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

Theme: sadness

Child: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

Title: Once again

Child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond?

Title: Look.

Children: What are you looking at? Never seen it?

Teacher's comment: Don't procrastinate too much.

Title: Prosperity.

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

Theme: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher: .........

Title: Innocent.

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

Title: Sure enough

The children said: I ate fruit yesterday. Then I drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated.

Theme: ... first, then ... Example: eat first, then take a bath.

Children: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comments: .................

Title: In addition,

Child: A train passes by, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.