During the interview, HR asked me to tell him a joke. What kind of joke can I tell? (I am applying for sales in the IT industry)

A hot air balloon pilot discovered that he was lost. He lowered his altitude and recognized a man on the ground. He continued to descend and shouted to the man, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below said, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering in the air." 30 feet in the air.”

The man on the hot air balloon said: "You must be doing technical work in the IT department."

"Yes," the person on the ground said, "How did you know?"

"Haha," the person on the hot air balloon said, "You told me Everything was technically correct, but it didn’t work for me.”

The people on the ground said, "You must be from management."

"Yes," the man on the hot air balloon said, "But how did you know?"

"Haha," the man on the ground said, "You don't I know where you are, and you don’t know where you are going. You always hope that I can help you. You are still in the same place as when we first met, but now it is my fault."

Once upon a time, there was a shepherd who had many sheep. One day he drove his flock of sheep to a road. Suddenly, a Porsche car drove over, with a young man sitting on it, wearing Armani clothes, Cerutti leather shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer watch, and a former Versace tie.

He walked up to the shepherd and asked the shepherd: "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, can you give me one?"

The shepherd looked at it. His large flock of sheep, which he could not even count, said, "Yes!".

The young man opened his laptop, connected his phone, entered NASA Webster, positioned it through GPS, and started scanning. Then he typed out more than 40 pages of Excel spreadsheets filled with logarithmic and calculus formulas, and finally used his high-tech mini printer to type out an analysis report of more than 150 pages. Then, he looked at the report, walked to the shepherd and said: "You have 1,586 sheep in one farm!"

The shepherd clapped his hands and said, "Ox, you are absolutely right, pick one."

So, the young man picked one and was about to take out some documents from his Porsche to the shepherd. At this time, the shepherd said: "If I can guess what you do, Can I get my sheep back?"

The young man said: "Why not?"

The shepherd said: "You are an IT consultant"

The young man said: "How did you know?"

The shepherd said: "It's very simple. First, I didn't call you, and you came. Then, you started using Charge me for something I already know. Third, you don't understand my business at all... So please give me back my sheepdog now."