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Please write a joke to make me laugh
One day, a girl said to a scientist: "I will ask you a question. If you can answer it, I will give you 5 yuan. If you can't answer it, you will give me 50 yuan." Money, okay?" The scientist thought for a moment and said, "Okay, tell me." The girl said, "There is an animal with 5 heads and 8 hands. What do you think it is? I'll give you 5 days to think about it." "The scientists checked a lot of information in the past five days, but couldn't find it. So, the scientist asked the girl: "What are you talking about?" The girl said: "If you don't know, then you have to give me 50 yuan, but I don't understand either, so I will give you 5 yuan, and you have to Give me 45 yuan!" The scientist fainted on the spot.
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