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The story of me and Xiaoyu 300z

1. Rewrite the story of the farmer and the golden fish into a 300-word fairy tale composition.

Once upon a time, there was an old man and his old woman who lived by the blue sea. They lived in a shabby mud shed for thirty-three years. The old man pulled out his net and went fishing. The old woman spun a thread. Once the old man cast a net into the sea and only some algae were caught. Then he cast a net and some seaweed was dragged up. The third time he cast a net, but he caught a fish, not an ordinary fish. She spoke like everyone else: "Let me go, Grandpa, and put me back in the sea. I will give you a valuable return: I will do whatever you want to redeem. " The old man was surprised and a little scared: he had been fishing for 33 years and had never heard that fish could talk. He put the goldfish back into the sea and said a few kind words to her: "Goldfish, God bless you! I don't want your reward. You swim to the blue sea and swim freely there. " The old man went back to the old woman and told her the great miracle. "Today I caught a fish, not an ordinary fish, but a goldfish; This goldfish can talk like us. She begged me to put her back in the blue sea and was willing to redeem herself with the most valuable thing: she would do anything I asked her to redeem her freedom. I dare not ask for her reward, so I put her back in the blue sea. " The old woman pointed at the old man and scolded him, "You idiot, you are really an old fool!"! Dare not take the reward of goldfish! Even if we want a wooden basin, ours is broken. " So the old man went to the blue sea and saw the sea rippling slightly. The old man shouted to the goldfish, who swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want?" The old man saluted her and replied, "Come, Fish Queen, my old woman scolded me and won't let me rest in peace. She wants a new wooden basin, and ours is broken. " The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad. Go ahead. God bless you. You will have a new wooden basin soon." When the old man returned to the old woman, the old woman really got a new one. What an old fool! All you need is a wooden basin. How much can a wooden basin be worth? Go home, old fool, and find the goldfish again, give her a present and ask her for a wooden house. "So the old man went to the blue sea again. The old man shouted to the goldfish, and the goldfish swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want? The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, Fish Queen! The old woman scolded me even more. She won't let my old man have peace, and my nagging wife and mother want a wooden house. " The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you. That's it: you will have a wooden house. " The old man walked to his mud shed, which had disappeared without a trace. In front of him is a wooden house with a bright room, a white chimney made of bricks and a door made of oak boards. The old woman sat at the window and swore at her husband, "you fool, you are only ten years old!" Old * * *, all you need is a wooden house! Get out, salute the goldfish and say, I don't want to be a humble grandmother anymore, I want to be a hereditary lady. "The old man went to the blue sea. The old man shouted to the goldfish again. The goldfish swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want? The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, Fish Queen! The old woman has a worse temper. She won't let my dad rest. She doesn't want to be a crop woman anymore. She wants to be a hereditary lady. " The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you." The old man went back to the old woman. What did he see? A tall building. His old woman stood on the steps, wearing a valuable mink vest, gorgeous headdress, a pearl necklace around her neck, a gold ring with jewels in her hand and red boots on her feet. Hard-working slaves stood in front of her, and she whipped them and pulled their foreheads. The old man said to his old woman, "Hello, noble lady! I think your heart should be satisfied this time. " The old woman shouted at him and sent him to the stable to work. After a week, another week, the old woman played a prank again, and she sent the old man to the goldfish again. "Get out, salute the goldfish, and say that I don't want to be a lady anymore, I want to be the queen of freedom. "The old man got a fright and pleaded. You can't even walk or talk normally. You will make the whole country laugh. "The old woman became more and more angry. She slapped her husband. "Hillbilly, you dare to talk back to me, dare to argue with me this hereditary miss? Go to the seaside quickly. To tell you the truth, you have to go if you don't go. " The old man went to the seaside (the blue sea turned gray). He shouted to the goldfish again, and the goldfish swam up to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want?" The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, fish queen, my old woman is yelling again: she doesn't want to be a lady anymore, she wants to be a free queen." The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you. Well, the old woman is going to be a queen! " The old man went back to the old woman. Why, it turned out to be a royal palace. His old woman became a queen and was sitting at the dinner table. Ministers and nobles waited on her and poured her wine from abroad. She is eating a beautiful cake, surrounded by majestic guards with sharp axes on their shoulders. When the old man saw it, he was surprised. He quickly bowed to the old woman and said, "Hello, majestic queen." Well, your heart should be satisfied this time. "The old woman didn't look at him and ordered him to go away. Ministers and nobles rushed over, grabbed the old man by the neck and pushed him out. When they reached the door, the guard came and almost cut him down with a sharp axe. People laughed at him: "you are crazy, you deserve it!" This is a lesson for you: behave yourself in the future! A week later, another week later, the old woman became even more ridiculous. She sent courtiers to find her husband. They found the old man and brought him here. The old woman said to the old man, "Go back and pay tribute to the goldfish. I don't want to be the queen of freedom anymore. I want to be the overlord of the sea, let me live in the ocean, call the goldfish to wait on me, and tell me to use it casually. " The old man didn't dare to talk back or speak. I saw a dark storm on the sea: the surging waves surged and roared. The old man shouted to the goldfish, and the goldfish swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want? The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, Fish Queen! What am I supposed to do with this damn old woman? She doesn't want to be a queen anymore, she wants to be a sea overlord; In this way, she lived a good life in the sea of Wang Yang, asking you to serve her personally and listen to her at will. "The goldfish didn't say a word, just stroking its tail in the water and swam into the deep sea. The old man waited for an answer for a long time at the seaside, but he had to go back to see the old woman. At first glance, it was still the broken mud shed, and her old woman was sitting on the threshold with a broken wooden basin in front of her.

2. The fairy tale of a little black cat and a little white cat catching fish, with more than 300 words.

Mother cat gave birth to two kittens. One is all white and very cute, while the other is all black. Animals come to see mother cat's baby. They all like little white cats, but no one likes little black cats. Animals don't like the color of the little black cat and think it is ugly.

Gradually, the two kittens grew up a little, and the two brothers went out to play football that day. The little white cat accidentally kicked the glass of Granny Flower Dog's house, and the little white cat turned and ran away. Anyway, the little black cat left behind explained to Granny Flower Dog that it was the little black cat that kicked his glass and scolded the little black cat.

As the days passed, the little white cat became more and more naughty, but the little black cat was very clever. The little white cat did many bad things, stealing the elephant's hat, pulling out the lavender planted by Grandpa Bear, and breaking grandma giraffe's glasses. Strangely, everyone blames the little black cat, but no one blames the little white cat.

The little black cat felt very wronged and went home crying to complain to her mother. Mother comforted the little black cat and said, "Don't blame anyone. Not everyone doesn't like you, but the external unhappiness has become an impression in his heart. If you want everyone to like it, you must try your best to prove it to everyone. "

The little black cat listens to her mother and does good deeds in the forest every day, helping Uncle Niu plow the fields, helping Grandma dress, and helping Uncle Xiong grow lavender. The animals in the forest like the little black cat more and more, until they know it, everyone is wrong about it!

It turns out that true beauty is the heart, not the appearance.

3. Fish also has an emotional composition of 300 words.

The story of fish and water

Taking a nap in the lake, she met a freshwater fish there.

Fish said: You are so beautiful. I think I like you.

Water theory; Fool, that's just a good feeling.

Fish said: Really, I won't lie to you.

Water said: I don't believe in love at first sight.

As the days passed, the fish's feelings for water became deeper and deeper.

Fish said: I like being with you.

Water said: that's because you have adapted to me.

Fish said: I like your taste.

Water said: that's because you are used to my existence.

After a few days, the water will continue to move far away.

Fish said: I can't live without you.

Water said: you will forget me in a few days.

Fish said: no, I won't fall in love with anyone except you.

Water said: that's because you haven't met anyone except me.

Fish said: You are all to me.

Water said: But you are not the only one for me.

Fish said: What are you looking for?

Water said: only the warm embrace of the sea is my only one.

Fish said: can't you stay for me?

The water said, no, once I stop, I will become stagnant water.

You'll never see the sea.

Fish said: then can we keep abreast?

Water said: You will never catch up with my footsteps.

Fish said, can you wait for me?

Water said: I just like to rush.

Fish said: I will swim to the sea with you anyway.

Water said: Don't be silly, you are just a freshwater fish.

Fish said: I don't want you to face the wind and waves alone.

Water said: I won't thank you for this.

Fish said: I don't want to win your gratitude, I just want to be with you.

Water said: you know I can't fall in love with you.

Fish said: But you can't deprive me of my right to love you.

Water said: You will only harm yourself.

Water and fish crossed a big river, and the fish only had half a life.

Fish said: I don't know how far I can go with you.

Water said: Go home, such a day is not suitable for you.

Fish said: no, even at the last second, I won't give up.

Water said: you are so stupid, you have lost yourself.

Fish said: then can you try to accept the love of a fool?

Water said: You know my heart has already been occupied by the sea.

Fish said: Why? Can't you try to love me?

Water said: I only believe that the sea is my only one.

Fish and water crossed a big river, and the life span of fish is only a quarter.

Fish said: What will happen to you if I leave one day?

Water said: I will be sad.

Fish said: What if the sea is gone?

Water said: My heart will break, and I will die with him.

Fish said: Is it better for us to get along day and night than an illusion?

Water said: no feelings to get along with, just one more memory.

Fish said: What about the sea? Are you sure he will fall in love with you?

Water said: He is my lifelong dream, and I will not give up.

The fish quietly followed the water for the rest of the journey. Finally, they reached the seaside.

The water saw her sea, but she was not alone in the sea. Yes, the sea has a broad mind.

Wide enough to accommodate Zai Shirakawa to play in his arms, but too busy to care about the existence of water.

Water didn't want to be one of the many beautiful women by the sea, so she decided to leave.

At this moment, she remembered the fish, which was dying.

Fish said: I saw the sea. He is so handsome. Only he deserves you.

Water said: but I think he is confusing.

Fish said: Don't worry, one day, the sea will find you and fall in love with you.

Water said: Maybe I was really wrong.

Fish said: No, you love the sea so much.

Water said: once, there was a person who loved me so much, but I ignored it. You say, you say, you say you love me, and you want to be with me forever.

Fish said: I don't want to give you an unfulfilled promise.

Water said: Why not be selfish?

Fish said: Come on, it is my right to love you, but it is not your duty to love me.

Water said: Why am I always so selfish and stubborn?

Why didn't I fall in love with you earlier?

Fish said: don't say that, in that case, I will walk very uncomfortable.

Water said: Why are you always so good? It makes me feel ashamed.

Fish said: forget me and find someone worthy of your love.

Water said: aren't you the one who deserves my love the most?

Fish said: don't be silly, I can't accompany you in the future.

Water said: I missed too many days, and I can't miss you again.

The fish said, don't do this.

Water said: I really fell in love with you.

Fish said: I cried. Have you seen my tears of happiness? Oh, I forgot,

Because I am in the water.

Water said: no! I feel it because now, you are in my heart.

The fish closed its eyes happily in the embrace of water.

Hearing your heartbreak. ...

Vagrancy that someone cares about is not vagrancy …

Crying with you is not sadness …

Sadness shared by others is not pain …

Happiness shared by others is called happiness.

4. Animal fable 300 words

1, Smith

After catching a fox, the tiger looked for all kinds of wild animals to eat. The fox said to the tiger,' You dare not eat me. God sent me to be the leader of all kinds of wild animals. If you eat me, it's against God's command.

If you don't believe me, I walk in front of you and you follow me. See if any animals see me and dare not run away. The tiger thought what the fox said was reasonable and followed the fox. When the animals saw them, they all ran away. Tigers don't know that animals are afraid of themselves, but they think they are afraid of foxes.

5. The fox and the crow

There is a big tree in the jungle, and crows live in it. There is a hole under the tree and a fox lives in it. One day, the crow took a piece of meat and stood on a tree to rest. The fox saw it. The fox coveted the piece of meat in the crow's mouth. Because the crow has meat in its mouth on the branch, the fox can't get it under the tree.

The desire for meat made the fox unwilling to give up easily. It rolled its eyes and said, "Brother Crow, have you eaten?" The crow didn't answer. Seeing that the crow ignored him, the fox looked dignified: "Brother Crow, it is rumored that you are laid off. Will this happen? " The crow glanced at the fox, but still didn't answer.

The fox raised his head and stretched out his neck: "Brother Crow, I saw my sister-in-law flirting with an old crow all day. Do you know this? " The crow's eyes are wide and his expression is fierce, but it is still difficult to speak.

The fox still won't give up, wagging his tail and revealing his charming face: "Brother Crow, I wonder if you have watched the news?" It is rumored that some pork has been watered in recent years, and some have been raised with lean meat. Think about it, the child has just grown up. If you eat this kind of pork for a long time, it will definitely affect the normal development of your child.

Of course, this is just my little suggestion. Believe it or not, I do. "Just say that finish, the crow threw the pork on the ground. The fox was secretly happy and quickly picked up the pork and got into the hole.

5. The story composition of Bird and Golden Fish is 300 words.

My father takes me to school every morning. One day, I was sitting in the car, and it suddenly occurred to me whether someone would ask me, "Does your father drive you every day?" I think, what should I say? My first answer is of course! Then, I was silent! Why? Of course, whether it is windy, rainy or snowy, my father will send me. At that moment, I was moved

6. The story of the fish and the swallow. Whose life is better? Write 300 words.

Swallows and small fish

The cold winter has passed and the warm spring has arrived. The sun shines warmly on the earth and the scenery is very beautiful.

A swallow flew from Gangnan and was deeply attracted by the scenery here. At this time, it saw a small river, the river was crystal clear, and there were many aquatic plants at the bottom. Swallows can't help circling on the river. Suddenly, it found a little fish sticking out its head, greeted it with a smile and said politely, "Hello, little fish, this river is really beautiful, and the underwater world must be very interesting." I really envy you. " But the little fish wagged its tail and said, "You have powerful wings. You can fly high in the sky. You can see more beautiful mountains and rivers in the world. Your life must be more exciting."

At this time, a boat floated on the river. The people on the boat heard their conversation and said, "Since you both envy each other's interesting life, why don't you tell each other interesting things around you so that you can learn more interesting things?" In this way, the swallow and the fish told each other interesting things they saw and heard every day, and they became close friends.

7. A short love fairy tale of 300 words

In the distant sea, there is a beautiful but lonely big fish. He has no friends, no playmates or his own den. Every day, he just wandered alone in the deepest and coldest sea floor. There are many algae that often entangle it. He walked past these beautiful or not beautiful algae, listening to the lonely voice, drop by drop, like the bubbles it spit out.

One day, he finally got tired of this indifference and entanglement. He went upstream and felt the water getting warmer and warmer, but his heart was still very lonely. When he put his head out of the water, he saw the warm sun, the bright world, the wide sea breeze, and a small red fish sitting on the nearby waves. The little fish sat firmly on it and shuttled back and forth with the waves, as if sitting in a cradle, so happy.

Xiaoyu also saw him and greeted him warmly. "Hi, old fish, how are you?" Hmm? The fish got a fright. Am I that old? She called me old fish? He said angrily, "You are so rude. I'm still young. How can you call me old man? " Fish sighed, pretended to understand, said hello again and said, "Hello, Grandpa Fish." He bit his teeth a few times in anger. Fish giggled and said, "If you dare to give me any advice again, I'll call you an old fish." Just try it. "He laughed with anger. Thought, interesting little fish.

The fish conveniently took out an empty ring made of wire, scooped up some seawater, made a water mirror, handed it to him, and pouted, "Look for yourself, it's so lonely and old." He looked at it himself and was shocked. Indeed, he is a lonely and haggard person. The little fish picked up the mirror and said, "You must stay here often. Remember to come up often to bask in the sun. Like me, I am experienced in sunbathing. Ask me if you don't understand. " Very fresh. I haven't heard anything else about sunbathing. He thought, "Then tell me." The fish said with a smile, actually it is very simple. That is, as soon as the sun shines, you come out and start drying. Fish smiled. This little fish full of sunshine is quite interesting. In this way, the big fish and the small fish became friends. Doby often chats. The time for big fish to surface is getting longer and longer. After a long time, they became good friends.

Big fish is cold, small fish is warm, big fish is hard, small fish is soft, big fish is melancholy, small fish is happy, big fish is thick, small fish is gentle, big fish is steady, and small fish is naughty. This is just their performance. In fact, big fish will be warm, small fish will be cold, big fish will be happy, small fish will be depressed, big fish will be naughty, small fish will be steady, big fish will be gentle, but small fish will not be rude. What happens when two completely different fish are together? Of course we often quarrel.

Sometimes it will be noisy until two o'clock at night, and the little fish is very angry. The big fish didn't like to coax her, wagging its tail and swimming to the deep sea. The little fish sat on the waves and cried at the moon. Tears flowed into the sea drop by drop, but the sea must be too big. What are these tears? The little fish stopped crying after thinking about it, and no one coaxed him. She just sat there looking at the big eyes of the stars and said to herself, "Xiaoyu, don't be angry." I'll coax you. " I shouldn't make you angry. I won't lose my temper again. I'm really sorry. I will love you in the future. "She smiled, with tears on her face. In fact, big fish are not that cruel. He looked at the little fish from a distance. Seeing that she was fooling herself, he was embarrassed to walk over.

The next day, he will pretend not to see anything, and then come to play with the little fish. This little fish is easy to coax. After a sleep, he won't remember the enemy of the big fish. He is still happy to see him. Slowly, the days passed by. When a big fish is happy, he will miss a small fish in Doby. Sometimes when he is entangled in seaweed at the bottom of the water, he also wonders what the little fish sitting on the waves are doing. Although they are different from each other, this does not prevent them from remembering each other. Although the big fish likes to play with the small fish, it is a cold fish, and its home must be at the bottom of the sea. Although the rocks at the bottom of the sea are cold, the grass at the bottom of the sea is chaotic, and the world at the bottom of the sea is lonely, all this is very real to him. Although the small fish on the spray is very interesting and warm, the warmer it is, the more unreal it is, and the brighter it is.

Fish in the sea can't change their attributes with each other. It's not that I don't want to change, but that I can't. Whether the weather gets cold or cold, whether the sea goes to the sea or the sea goes to the sea to settle down, it can only be an ending, because it can't adapt and die. There are many big fish, and he already feels uncomfortable. His scales are falling off and his defensive coat is softening, which is a terrible phenomenon for him. He told Xiaoyu for the last time that he couldn't come to see her again. The little fish on the spray nodded, very good, not noisy, because she knew it.

This is the last time they basked in the sun together, and the breeze was blowing gently on the sea. The skin of the big fish feels pain, and so does the heart of the small fish. The little fish's tears fell into the sea again. She looked at the big fish and said, "Big fish, I really want to argue with you again." Then remember your bad appearance, so you don't have to think about your good, and you won't miss you very much. "The big fish looked at the small fish and said slowly," You are my most annoying little guy. " Then he slowly sank down, closed his eyes and it was dark. There is no sound of small fish, only the faint roar of the sea breeze.

Many years have passed since the big fish finally returned to the bottom of the sea. He has never been to the seaside again. Because he is a brave big fish. Occasionally, he will think of small fish. I wonder how she is doing now, whether she has found a happy partner to play with, and whether she will think of me occasionally. I also asked Liuchao for information about her, and all I got was that I had never seen a small fish on the waves.

8. Search for a 300-word fable about fish.

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9.300 words for Xiaoyu's composition.

In a dense forest, there lived a clever kitten.

one day

Miaomiao the kitten is playing with her friends in the forest. Suddenly, Miaomiao heard his stomach "beep". It turns out that Miaomiao is hungry. So Miaomiao hurried home, took the fishing rod and walked to the river.

Miaomiao came to the river where he was fishing. The kitten looked at the river and was dumbfounded. I saw the river covered with dirty plastic bags. Miaomiao looked around again and finally found out why the river was polluted. It turns out that there is a weaving factory not far from the river. The sewage from that factory is discharged into this river every day.

Suddenly, Miaomiao saw several small fish get up from his bed, still breathing the fresh air on the water. Brilliant idea, maybe because there is no fresh air underwater!

Wonderful idea: "I must save these little fish." So, Miaomiao carried a plate of clear water and shouted, "Don't be afraid, little fish, I'm here to save you!" Hearing this, the little fish quickly jumped into the clear water. In this way, the kitten put those small fish in another river, and the small fish survived.

Children, please protect the environment together for our planet!

10. composition: story between cat, mouse and fish, 300 words.

Once upon a time, there lived a cat family in a kingdom without mice. They live a comfortable and happy life. special

One day, a mouse came across the sea with a big boat to this harmonious kingdom. The cat was very surprised to see the mouse. At first, the mouse avoided the cat. Later, he found that all cats in this kingdom can't catch mice, so he became presumptuous. The mouse not only robbed the cat of its food, but also bullied the kitten. Adult cats couldn't stand it any longer and organized an "army to kill rats". Cats all over the country set up tight encirclement to catch mice; This unsuspecting mouse swaggered in the street looking for food. Suddenly, many cats came at the mouse from all directions. The mouse was caught by the cat because of its defenseless heart. The cat warned the mouse seriously, "If you disturb our quiet life again, we will never spare you lightly!" " The mouse kept nodding and ran away in a panic.

Since then, the kingdom has returned to its former peace.