Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - 2020-0 1- 13
2020-0 1- 13
During loved one University, Xiao Li and Xiao Xue met at a friend's party. Xiao Li is humorous, considerate and sings well. Xiaoxue gradually became fond of Xiao Li. After the efforts of friends, I finally got Xiao Li's micro-signal.
? Unexpectedly, in fact, Xiao Li also fell in love with Xiaoxue, because her simplicity and kindness happened to be Xiao Li's favorite type, so the relationship between them gradually became ambiguous.
? One night, Xiao Li decided to confess to Xue. He picked up the phone and found Xue's micro signal "I don't want to be friends with you". Xiao Xue was a little at a loss, thinking that he had done something wrong, and quickly replied "What's the matter" and "I want to be your boyfriend". Xiao Li replied: Xiao Xue's heart crashed into a deer when he saw the news. Love came too fast like a tornado. "Well" in this way, they were happy together.
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? But because Xiao Li and Xiao Xue are long-distance lovers, their feelings can only be maintained by mobile phones. At first, love is beautiful. When they are together, they talk about everything. When sleeping, Xiaoxue will ask Xiao Li to tell him bedtime stories, sing to her and sleep with her. When she gets up, Xiao Li will tell her to get up on time. When she is sad, she will tell jokes to make her laugh, and their relationship will soon enter a period of love. But something unexpected happened. One person's light snow has been looking for other people's boyfriends for too long, so she can only contact by phone. Many things have happened in my hometown. He wanted to find a shoulder to cry on, only to find that his boyfriend could only comfort him by phone. She gradually began to alienate Xiao Li. Xiao Li only replies "Oh" every time he sends a long message. Xiao Li wondered if his girlfriend was okay, so he called and asked, but there was no result.
In the next few months, Xiao Li called Xue and never answered. Every time he said he was busy, Xiao Li simply didn't call and sent a text message, and only got a few short answers. At that time, Xiao Li was suffering every day and dared not mention those two words first. Finally, the string that has been stretched for a long time finally broke on this day; Xiao Li tried to start a cold war to see if the other party really cared about himself. He hasn't sent a message to each other for three days. To his surprise, Xiaoxue didn't answer him a word. In fact, Xiao Li knew this day would come sooner or later, but he didn't expect it to come so soon. He even thought about having rice, oil, salt and vinegar tea with her before. But I didn't expect them to come to the end of the world.
? This day is destined to be an extraordinary day; Xiao Li's birthday, because he thought Xiaoxue would say happy birthday to himself on this day, and then say some blessings to ease the relationship between the two; It was late at night, but I didn't wait for Xiaoxue's happy birthday. Xiao Li is a little sad. Suddenly, the mobile phone vibrates. It's xiaoxue. "Happy Birthday" Xiaoxue said: Xiao Li replied with a thank you, and Xiaoxue never returned after that. Xiao Li thought for a long time, found Xiaoxue's WeChat and made a sentence, "Why don't we forget it?" This passage is Xiao Li's countless nights and sufferings. At this time, Xiaoxue came back, and "hmm" began with an "hmm" and ended with an "hmm"? Is it funny? That night, Xiao Li stayed up all night. He didn't expect his birthday present to be such a "surprise"
Two years have passed, and Xiao has never contacted again. One day, Xiao Li looked at the circle of friends and found that Xiaoxue had sent a photo holding hands with other men. Below, there is a paragraph that says, "I don't want to be your friend, I want to be your girlfriend." Xiao Li's mood at this time is mixed, and no one knows what he is thinking. Then he clicked a like and closed his circle of friends. "It is better to forget each other than to care about each other." This may be the most profound portrayal of Xiao Li now!
Let's stop here in this chapter! The next chapter will share happy love with you. Love You!
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