Traffic joke

Four-year-old Xiaoming followed his father to the market to buy things. Suddenly, he saw a turtle and asked his father what it was. Dad said, "That's a turtle. You will see all green-shelled turtles in the future. " After walking for a while, he saw the cucumber again and asked his father what it was. Dad said, "That's a cucumber. Everything that looks green in the future is cucumber. " Finally, his father went to KFC to buy ketchup. He asked his father what it was. He only heard his father say impatiently, "It's ketchup. Look at that red liquid, it's all ketchup!" " "After that, dad went home first. Xiaoming is walking in the street. He suddenly saw an accident: a green beetle knocked down an old postman and bled all over the floor. He quickly dialed 1 10, only to hear him say on the phone: "Uncle police! I saw an asshole bump into a cucumber and spill ketchup all over the floor! ！” The police were speechless.